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Would sincerely like Coach Sark to hire Emmett Jones at WR coach and corner the South Dallas market.  I'm going to craft a strongly worded email.

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    You all are the most sensitive fuckers on the internet.  Lighten up a little.  It's not like I posted that Ohio State just got the #1 running back in the country.  lol

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1 hour ago, Scholz said:

Would sincerely like Coach Sark to hire Emmett Jones at WR coach and corner the South Dallas market.  I'm going to craft a strongly worded email.

Has like a $300k buyout.

7 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Has like a $300k buyout.

Fuck I can pay that.  #BDE

Pretty funny when guys like Poona Ford and Byron Murphy fuck shit up at different levels and that like 5'9" cube on Coastal Carolina was so good.

 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Pretty funny when guys like Poona Ford and Byron Murphy fuck shit up at different levels and that like 5'9" cube on Coastal Carolina was so good.

 

As has been mentioned before, height isn't the issue. In fact, it can be a negative. Height serves as a surrogate for arm length, which is important. I think Poona is the model, short but with disproportionately long arms.

Is Nahlin on suicide watch after Aranda shitcanned Wickline? 

16 minutes ago, golfclap said:

Is Nahlin on suicide watch after Aranda shitcanned Wickline? 

And after he recruited the bestest OL in all of Texas this year, too.

For Georgia to face anything real, they had to have really fucked something up somewhere. It's plausible. They haven't been nearly as thorough in their work as the competition, but I'm still a skeptic that anything real is going to cause a significant punishment from the NCAA.

I have to wonder what the OL was asking for from these schools. Was he funneling money to an arms deal or a human trafficking ring? Since when is anyone in the SEC giving a shit about a recruiting battle? It has to be a crazy story.

4 hours ago, closetojumping said:

For Georgia to face anything real, they had to have really fucked something up somewhere. It's plausible. They haven't been nearly as thorough in their work as the competition, but I'm still a skeptic that anything real is going to cause a significant punishment from the NCAA.

I have to wonder what the OL was asking for from these schools. Was he funneling money to an arms deal or a human trafficking ring? Since when is anyone in the SEC giving a shit about a recruiting battle? It has to be a crazy story.

You don't think the self imposed bowl ban from LSU in an abbreviated season they finished at .500 was harsh?  Georgia could probably retroactively give up their bowl trophy or put an asterisk next to their season for all to see.  I always imagine SEC university towns populated entirely by families of athletes they gave jobs to through the years.  

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1 minute ago, Machinator said:

South Carolina loses their 5* QB commit.

 

C/o 2022, but watch for Auburn here. His family is tight with Mike Bobo, QB coach who left SCar for Auburn last week.

Hawaii has been hitting up the DFW quite a bit recently. They just offered Marsh like a week ago though, that kid wanted to live on the beach.

1 hour ago, Machinator said:

Ty Marsh to Hawaii.

"I'm goin' to Hawaii to surf the big waves on the North Shore!

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52 minutes ago, Lonestar88 said:

Hawaii has been hitting up the DFW quite a bit recently. They just offered Marsh like a week ago though, that kid wanted to live on the beach.

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1 hour ago, Lonestar88 said:

Hawaii has been hitting up the DFW quite a bit recently. They just offered Marsh like a week ago though, that kid wanted to live on the beach.

The Todd Graham effect.

14 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

Is that music to your ears, Satya ?

 

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KC Ossai decommitts from Zona .. sounds like Napier might be on him, got a CB to the Ragin Cajuns. 

 

 

 

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19 hours ago, satyanash said:

 

Ohio State and Alabama have 8 of the top 12 in the top 247 with JTT still to commit.  Insane.  For 2022 Ohio State has as many top 50 recruits as the rest of the country combined at this point.

2 minutes ago, VABuckeye said:

Ohio State and Alabama have 8 of the top 12 in the top 247 with JTT still to commit.  Insane.  For 2022 Ohio State has as many top 50 recruits as the rest of the country combined at this point.

 

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Kansas is losing OC Dearmon to Middle Tennessee for the same role and they're not paying his 500k buyout. So, things must be going well in Lawrence.

6 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Kansas is losing OC Dearmon to Middle Tennessee for the same role and they're not paying his 500k buyout. So, things must be going well in Lawrence.

so KU remains, hopeless?

On 1/27/2021 at 7:51 PM, golfclap said:

KC Ossai decommitts from Zona .. sounds like Napier might be on him, got a CB to the Ragin Cajuns. 

 

 

 

 

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

So what P5 job is Napier waiting on ???

10 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

So what P5 job is Napier waiting on ???

LSU

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

LSU

Ogre is going to get ridden out of town by end of season. You would have to think some of those goon boosters are in his ear already. 

On 1/27/2021 at 3:52 PM, satyanash said:

 

"Alabama on Wednesday is set to formalize the signing of the No. 1 class in a college football recruiting cycle for the ninth time in the last 11 years."

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5 minutes ago, Machinator said:

OU was making a push.

Good morning & Thanks, @Machinator.

Obligatory 🖕🏻ou.

That is all I have to add.

8 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

 

ugh fuck Bama.

Just now, Lonestar88 said:

Signed with Michigan State. Can’t imagine he’s a worse take than Casey Cain.

Oh wow. He threw the 9.95ers hard.

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