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1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

So who won the fight?  (Besides the ones that kept their heads).

Not the ones who died in a fire

Sounds like they might not have to “struggle to battle the country’s overcrowded prison population” if they just leave it up to the inmates.

Contrary to the title of the original post, it seems to me that Brazilian Prisons are a great place to go if you want to acquire a head. 

Just now, SydneyCarton said:

Contrary to the title of the original post, it seems to me that Brazilian Prisons are a great place to go if you want to acquire a head. 

This.

 

Poorly titled thread.  IP ban.

1 minute ago, SydneyCarton said:

Contrary to the title of the original post, it seems to me that Brazilian Prisons are a great place to go if you want to acquire a head. 

You need a head? I can get you a head.  I can get you a head by 3:00 this afternoon, with cachaca.  

Brazil and Venezuela are probably the last places in the Western Hemisphere anyone would want to find themselves. Some fucking crazy ass shit goes on.

I guess the group who won that fight must have been head and shoulders above the rest.

2 minutes ago, justinjc7 said:

I guess the group who won that fight must have been head and shoulders above the rest.

Well they are now, that's for damned sure.

That's only like 2 duffel bags full.

7 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Brazil and Venezuela are probably the last places in the Western Hemisphere anyone would want to find themselves. Some fucking crazy ass shit goes on.

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20 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Apparently, cooler heads prevailed.

They’re prevailing at room temperature right about now. I’d prefer not to have the coolest head under those circumstances. 

7 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Brazil and Venezuela are probably the last places in the Western Hemisphere anyone would want to find themselves. Some fucking crazy ass shit goes on.

Oklahoma is still in the Western Hemisphere last time I checked. Is my sarcasm meter broken?

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Oklahoma is still in the Western Hemisphere last time I checked. Is my sarcasm meter broken?


Goddamn it. I have noticed in the past year or so I am getting really bad about leaving words out of sentences as I type them. Especially if it’s on my phone.

I meant they are the last places you want to find yourself IN PRISON in the Western Hemisphere.

If you can manage to keep your head down in a Brazilian one and know how to read, I guess the whole reduce your sentence for every book you read and do a report on is a plus. But your odds of not dying or having to pay someone off to prove you read the book are really bad.
18 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Go on...

ingrid oliveira.  plenty of pics on the world wide web.  she’s a brazilian  diver and was involved in some kind of controversy at the rio olympics involving a drug-addled all-night fuck party.  I’d marry her. 

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Most died in the fire but over a quarter were decapitated?

They had to decapitate some to make sure the smoke ring was good.

4 hours ago, futureman said:

ingrid oliveira.  plenty of pics on the world wide web.  she’s a brazilian  diver and was involved in some kind of controversy at the rio olympics involving a drug-addled all-night fuck party.  I’d marry her. 

Hate to break your heart but she may have some standards.

5 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

I meant they are the last places you want to find yourself IN PRISON in the Western Hemisphere.

 

 

I dunno, the risk of decapitation might be worth not stepping into Oklahoma. 

Decapitation vs Oklahoma PMITA prison. That's a tough choice.

Edited by RPM

Worse than Waco?  You forget yourself, Sir.


Their necks shouldn’t have dressed so slutty
On 7/30/2019 at 11:03 PM, jimmyjazz said:

Apparently, cooler heads prevailed.

Room temperature about right now.

7 hours ago, Parliament said:

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