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Evidently, Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.  

Oh, make no mistake. It's not revenge he's after. It's a reckoning. 

17 minutes ago, Parliament said:

Why Johnny...you look like someone just walked over your grave.

You're no daisy!  

I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear. 

Such a great fucking movie.  Val Kilmer's magnum opus.

37 minutes ago, Drew said:

Such a great fucking movie.  Val Kilmer's magnum opus.

Leave the bank book and the car keys on the table on your way out the door!

Yes, yes you have always been a good woman to me. Then again, you may be the Anti-Christ.

You know, Frederic fuckin’ Chopin

1 hour ago, elguapo said:

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

May be my favorite quote in a very quotable movie.

18 hours ago, retread said:

Evidently, Mr. Ringo's an educated man. Now I really hate him.  

In vino veritas.

Go ahead, skin it! Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens. 

24 minutes ago, Parliament said:

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Inspiring words

Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe. 

4 hours ago, elguapo said:

You gonna do something or just stand there and bleed?

nope.

Maybe Poker’s just not your game, Ike. I know – let’s have a spelling contest!”

They'll be less apt to get nervy with doc on the street howitzer.  

I don't know... Hell, what do you want?

Room service. 

Then again, you may be the Antichrist. 

I ain't easy and I ain't your kid. And you can take sorry and shove it up your ass. 

Johnny Tyler! Madcap! Where you going with that shotgun. 

You tell em I'm coming, and hell's coming with me!

Awe hell, doc, I got plenty of friends. 

I don't. 

I don't think I'll let you arrest us today, behan.

Ed, what an ugly thing to say. 

Well I'll be damned. Oh, this is funny. 

Go ahead.  Skin it!  Skin that smokewagon and see what happens. 

There’s no normal life, Wyatt. There’s just life. Get on with it.

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