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2 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

So he went to OU because they play well on the biggest stage?  Texas wins its bowl games, OU does not.  This tells me it wasn't football related. 

I agree. Pussy is undefeated, or he's not a smart human. 

4 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I agree. Pussy is undefeated, or he's not a smart human. 

He was hedging before Texas ever played.  

1 hour ago, Bob Lives! said:


He didn’t say play well on that stage, just said plays. If he was referring to playoff and CCG appearances, it’s a fair point.


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If the concern was winning, then he'd go to an NC winning program, one that routinely puts defenders in the league.  He has options.  OU isn't a defensive powerhouse and their DC is a threat to be gone should the defensive side suck yet again next year.   

1 minute ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I thought that kid bled burnt orange. Now I'm curious. 

Most of us all agree on pussy.  But no, Herman doesn't help himself shitting the bed against froggy and land thieves.    

So he went to OU because they play well on the biggest stage?  Texas wins its bowl games, OU does not.  This tells me it wasn't football related. 
Or maybe he just needed some sort of reason for being all in on the Longhorns, then suddenly switching to our biggest rival? But yeah, obviously not 100% football related..
17 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

I thought that kid bled burnt orange. Now I'm curious. 

He went to Norman with his girlfriend a couple of times prior to the start of school to help her move in. He was listening to OU coaches and commits from during the summer.

20 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

He was hedging before Texas ever played.  

Is it bad that I read the above post as 'edging' instead of 'hedging' ?

6 hours ago, Schulz2.0 said:

He went to Norman with his girlfriend a couple of times prior to the start of school to help her move in. He was listening to OU coaches and commits from during the summer.

Yeah, that was my fear even when everyone was saying it's ok, he's his own person. I had a gut feeling something wasn't adding up. You're right on point. 

Softball chicks usually have a side piece on the team. Best of luck there bud. 

Billy Bowman should like this Texas Defense.  It's improving every week.  Too bad.  

QBs are always most important position, As long as we have an elite one most of these other positions are interchangeable  between 4/5 stars even some 3 stars 

28 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Billy Bowman should like this Texas Defense.  It's improving every week.  Too bad.  

Apart from The Undefeated, he wants to play offense for Riley.

3 hours ago, RockyMountainHighHorn said:

Did anyone ever post pics of the gf?

Hope she’s not one of those 200 pound LHP OU seems to “trot” out there every season ...

200 lbs. is being generous. 

NM.

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11 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

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... generous. 😳

ohhh if she only had a darker tan, she would be perfect--- @Vic Mackey

7 minutes ago, futureman said:

that cow isn’t really his girlfriend right. 

No, that was pretty easy to find.  I thought his gf was cute, but I mean, I feel like football players would get hotter on our campus...at least when I graduated in 2010 that was the case.

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30 minutes ago, futureman said:

that cow isn’t really his girlfriend right. 

I mean opposites attract, no? 

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40 minutes ago, futureman said:

that cow isn’t really his girlfriend right. 

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She has a great personality ...

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She seems like she’s very respectful to others

Following a GF to college is stupid. Like taking sand to the beach.

If I'm Bowman, I'd rather follow her to college than play for Herman's offensive system (Lincoln promised him snaps on offense).

QBs are always most important position, As long as we have an elite one most of these other positions are interchangeable  between 4/5 stars even some 3 stars 

So you’re saying Texas is fucked

Maybe we dodged a bullet here?  Too stuck into his ways to make the best decisions on the defensive side of the ball?

I feel like Lil'Jordan Humphrey is the only high school player that would have justification for following his gf. 

1 hour ago, UhhhIdk said:

If I sniff hard enough close to the screen I think I can almost smell her

If she's still in high school, I'd rather not.  

18 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

If she's still in high school, I'd rather not.  

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On 11/12/2020 at 4:31 PM, Mdhorn said:

If she's still in high school, I'd rather not.  

is she 17?  if so I’m eating her ass. 

On 11/11/2020 at 1:27 PM, RGBIII said:

Really Billy? 

maybe she licks his ass. 
 

On 11/11/2020 at 1:44 PM, Scholz said:

Following a GF to college is stupid. Like taking sand to the beach.

you’ve never been in love before? it’s a rare thing. 

Following a GF to college is stupid.

It’s How I Got Into College.
25 minutes ago, Nivek said:


It’s How I Got Into College.

Ditto. I had never visited Texas--wanted to go to Cal Berkeley.  Fell in love with both and have never been disappointed with my choices.  

22 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Ditto. I had never visited Texas--wanted to go to Cal Berkeley.  Fell in love with both and have never been disappointed with my choices.  

I never thought I would out-obscure Surly.   

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17 minutes ago, Nivek said:

I never thought I would out-obscure Surly.   

 

never saw this--will check out.  

1 hour ago, Mdhorn said:

never saw this--will check out.  

I would suggest Real Men  (Ritter, Jim Belushi) over this one, but I need to try to not make a big thing of it.  

  • 9 months later...

Wait what dude follows pussy. Pussy leaves like everyone said. Now he wants to come back to his first love?

If he can beat out Kai money. I’ll take him back 

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Wait did he hit the portal? What happened?

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