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#102

Hurd, Christie and Hutchinson are going about this all wrong. Rather than get booed off stages for telling the truth about Trump, they should take the other candidates to task for their failure to do likewise, and they should be ugly and nasty in doing so. Make them shit or get off the pot.

#103

I don’t see much of a path for the low percenters like Hurd. Maybe just hammer home what a loser Trump has been for them but that would only work on convincing a very very smaller percentage of republicans. the party made their bed in 2016 and now they have to lie in it. The die is cast until at least trump’s death.

#104
11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Smartest aggy ever?

Hurd: Donald Trump is not running for president to make America great again.. Donald Trump is running to stay out of prisonCrowd: *boo*

 

Tell the truth no matter how hard it can be. 

#105
42 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Tell the truth no matter how hard it can be. 

Yep

Half of the country decided when a black man was elected president that the truth didn't matter and they haven't thought about it since.

 

#106
6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t see much of a path for the low percenters like Hurd. Maybe just hammer home what a loser Trump has been for them but that would only work on convincing a very very smaller percentage of republicans. the party made their bed in 2016 and now they have to lie in it. The die is cast until at least trump’s death.

While I appreciate them telling the truth, I'm surprised they are still "running" after seeing how clearly they are going against a full on cult.  Like, why are they wasting their time?

#107

Donald Trump guarantees 'four more years of Joe Biden and America can't handle that'??

yeah fuck this loser 🙄

#108
The 2020 election wasn't stolen, rigged, or fraudulent. It was lost by Donald Trump because he was incapable of uniting the country. Now, we've got to ask ourselves if we really want a president who's willing to violate his oath to the Constitution just to cling to power?
If we make the upcoming election about Trump, we are giving Joe Biden another four years in the White House. Instead, let's focus on finding a leader who can genuinely guide our nation toward a brighter future.

 

#110

Oh they've got some terms for him that involve three of those letters in a slightly different order.  But it's totally fine because they're not racist and have a black RINO friend at work.  

#112

Pos rep, but I think I'd go with RINO NOIR just for how it rolls off the tongue.  And then kids can do clever shit with the merch like "RI" and "IR" as mirror images in one font with a faded/unfaded "NO" in the middle connecting both word.s  I dunno.  We're workshopping it.  

#113
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:
The 2020 election wasn't stolen, rigged, or fraudulent. It was lost by Donald Trump because he was incapable of uniting the country. Now, we've got to ask ourselves if we really want a president who's willing to violate his oath to the Constitution just to cling to power?
If we make the upcoming election about Trump, we are giving Joe Biden another four years in the White House. Instead, let's focus on finding a leader who can genuinely guide our nation toward a brighter future.

 

An absolute tsunami of blue check mark 80 follower weirdos in the replies, blocked at least 50 of them.   

Edited by Ted Lange

#114
31 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Pos rep, but I think I'd go with RINO NOIR just for how it rolls off the tongue.  And then kids can do clever shit with the merch like "RI" and "IR" as mirror images in one font with a faded/unfaded "NO" in the middle connecting both word.s  I dunno.  We're workshopping it.  

No, you're 100% correct

#115

plus black Rhinos have huge dicks.  Well, really all Rhinos do.  So we can cross-promote the term with politically-engaged sex toys with part of the proceeds going back to fund proper sex education of young adults in Texas.  

Wait, what were we talking about again?  Oh yeah, Will Hurd and Chris Christie being the voices of reason on the right at this time.  I can't wait to hear what the rest of the field has to say tomorrow to hedge their positions.  Gonna be an absolute master-class in how to come off sounding completely ineffectual and unable to lead anything larger than an HEB deli queue.  

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#116

Hurd throws in the towel, again

When I first entered the Republican presidential primary field in June, I knew I was a dark horse candidate with a path to victory that would contain many obstacles. But as I traveled across the country, I met so many Americans who believed in my campaign’s message of unity and…

 

#117

I know most of you think he's a shitbag because of the letter after his name.  But he did some pretty dicey shit to protect American assets and operators.  He also is capable of critical thinking, likes helping people, and thinks Trump is a cracker barrel bowel movement in human form.  So obviously his old party will shun him for the rest of his life.  But I respect him and wish him well in the future.  He's gonna continue to do meaningful shit for the rest of his days.  

#118
I know most of you think he's a shitbag because of the letter after his name.  But he did some pretty dicey shit to protect American assets and operators.  He also is capable of critical thinking, likes helping people, and thinks Trump is a cracker barrel bowel movement in human form.  So obviously his old party will shun him for the rest of his life.  But I respect him and wish him well in the future.  He's gonna continue to do meaningful shit for the rest of his days.  
I think most of us see him as decent and reasonable. It's also why he was completely rejected by the Republican Party.
#119
10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hurd throws in the towel, again

When I first entered the Republican presidential primary field in June, I knew I was a dark horse candidate with a path to victory that would contain many obstacles. But as I traveled across the country, I met so many Americans who believed in my campaign’s message of unity and…

 

Dark horse?

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#120
3 minutes ago, tchookem said:
8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:
I know most of you think he's a shitbag because of the letter after his name.  But he did some pretty dicey shit to protect American assets and operators.  He also is capable of critical thinking, likes helping people, and thinks Trump is a cracker barrel bowel movement in human form.  So obviously his old party will shun him for the rest of his life.  But I respect him and wish him well in the future.  He's gonna continue to do meaningful shit for the rest of his days.  

I think most of us see him as decent and reasonable. It's also why he was completely rejected by the Republican Party.

He endorsed Nikki Haley. So idk how reasonable 

#122
9 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

But if you’re staying in the GOP

This is the problem

#126
2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Him and Beto can go drive around and try to talk all NPR to rural Texans that want WWE.

NPR?  Pinko Commie Rag!

#127

I have got literature in my car that'll totally change your way of thinking.  

#129

Again? Looks like another run to Aggie Outfitter is needed.

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#130
18 hours ago, Js1 said:

He endorsed Nikki Haley. So idk how reasonable 

He might be trying to get in her pants, so I would let that slide. 

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