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Hurd, Christie and Hutchinson are going about this all wrong. Rather than get booed off stages for telling the truth about Trump, they should take the other candidates to task for their failure to do likewise, and they should be ugly and nasty in doing so. Make them shit or get off the pot.

I don’t see much of a path for the low percenters like Hurd. Maybe just hammer home what a loser Trump has been for them but that would only work on convincing a very very smaller percentage of republicans. the party made their bed in 2016 and now they have to lie in it. The die is cast until at least trump’s death.

11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Smartest aggy ever?

 

Tell the truth no matter how hard it can be. 

42 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Tell the truth no matter how hard it can be. 

Yep

Half of the country decided when a black man was elected president that the truth didn't matter and they haven't thought about it since.

 

6 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

I don’t see much of a path for the low percenters like Hurd. Maybe just hammer home what a loser Trump has been for them but that would only work on convincing a very very smaller percentage of republicans. the party made their bed in 2016 and now they have to lie in it. The die is cast until at least trump’s death.

While I appreciate them telling the truth, I'm surprised they are still "running" after seeing how clearly they are going against a full on cult.  Like, why are they wasting their time?

Donald Trump guarantees 'four more years of Joe Biden and America can't handle that'??

yeah fuck this loser 🙄

"RINO" is the nicest thing the MAGAts will call Hurd.

Oh they've got some terms for him that involve three of those letters in a slightly different order.  But it's totally fine because they're not racist and have a black RINO friend at work.  

NOIR RINO is a pretty sick name for a DJ

Pos rep, but I think I'd go with RINO NOIR just for how it rolls off the tongue.  And then kids can do clever shit with the merch like "RI" and "IR" as mirror images in one font with a faded/unfaded "NO" in the middle connecting both word.s  I dunno.  We're workshopping it.  

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

An absolute tsunami of blue check mark 80 follower weirdos in the replies, blocked at least 50 of them.   

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31 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Pos rep, but I think I'd go with RINO NOIR just for how it rolls off the tongue.  And then kids can do clever shit with the merch like "RI" and "IR" as mirror images in one font with a faded/unfaded "NO" in the middle connecting both word.s  I dunno.  We're workshopping it.  

No, you're 100% correct

plus black Rhinos have huge dicks.  Well, really all Rhinos do.  So we can cross-promote the term with politically-engaged sex toys with part of the proceeds going back to fund proper sex education of young adults in Texas.  

Wait, what were we talking about again?  Oh yeah, Will Hurd and Chris Christie being the voices of reason on the right at this time.  I can't wait to hear what the rest of the field has to say tomorrow to hedge their positions.  Gonna be an absolute master-class in how to come off sounding completely ineffectual and unable to lead anything larger than an HEB deli queue.  

  • 2 months later...

Hurd throws in the towel, again

 

I know most of you think he's a shitbag because of the letter after his name.  But he did some pretty dicey shit to protect American assets and operators.  He also is capable of critical thinking, likes helping people, and thinks Trump is a cracker barrel bowel movement in human form.  So obviously his old party will shun him for the rest of his life.  But I respect him and wish him well in the future.  He's gonna continue to do meaningful shit for the rest of his days.  

I know most of you think he's a shitbag because of the letter after his name.  But he did some pretty dicey shit to protect American assets and operators.  He also is capable of critical thinking, likes helping people, and thinks Trump is a cracker barrel bowel movement in human form.  So obviously his old party will shun him for the rest of his life.  But I respect him and wish him well in the future.  He's gonna continue to do meaningful shit for the rest of his days.  
I think most of us see him as decent and reasonable. It's also why he was completely rejected by the Republican Party.
10 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Hurd throws in the towel, again

 

Dark horse?

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3 minutes ago, tchookem said:
8 minutes ago, YGIFS said:
I know most of you think he's a shitbag because of the letter after his name.  But he did some pretty dicey shit to protect American assets and operators.  He also is capable of critical thinking, likes helping people, and thinks Trump is a cracker barrel bowel movement in human form.  So obviously his old party will shun him for the rest of his life.  But I respect him and wish him well in the future.  He's gonna continue to do meaningful shit for the rest of his days.  

I think most of us see him as decent and reasonable. It's also why he was completely rejected by the Republican Party.

He endorsed Nikki Haley. So idk how reasonable 

He endorsed Nikki Haley. So idk how reasonable 
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9 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

But if you’re staying in the GOP

This is the problem

Him and Beto can go drive around and try to talk all NPR to rural Texans that want WWE.

Wow I had completely forgotten about him.

2 hours ago, Born to Run said:

Him and Beto can go drive around and try to talk all NPR to rural Texans that want WWE.

NPR?  Pinko Commie Rag!

I have got literature in my car that'll totally change your way of thinking.  

Does this dude have any towels left?

Again? Looks like another run to Aggie Outfitter is needed.

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18 hours ago, Js1 said:

He endorsed Nikki Haley. So idk how reasonable 

He might be trying to get in her pants, so I would let that slide. 

17 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Obviously, exiting the party is the preferred move.  But if you’re staying in the GOP, isn’t she pretty much the least bad option in this shit show farcical field?

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