September 13, 20205 yr 27 minutes ago, squeegeedegg said: There may be some over-hyped expectations among the fan base when it comes to things like Bijan's speed I was led to believe he is haynes king fast.Â
September 13, 20205 yr Bijan's biggest issue was his lack of patience. Once he slows down a bit, he'll do well. Edited September 13, 20205 yr by Atticus
September 13, 20205 yr lol, y'all idiots are playing checkers while @Sydney Cartoon is playing Mensa. He's dedicated to the march to 1000 on every thread. 200 IQ plays
September 13, 20205 yr 49 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said: We declare Bijan a bust yet? He busted in your mom.
September 13, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Show your work or fix your english, dipshit. Because otherwise you suggested that texas legend Bryant Westbrook went to school at Georgia you dumb Motherfucker. Fuck you dude. Going into any post being a massive tool is no way to go thru life. You misunderstood what was said because you wanted to misunderstand. Everyone else got it. So here's the test. Everybody else understood. Except for you. So who is the ignorant mother fucker.Â
September 13, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said: So, back to Ringo’s mom... Yeah. Her son taking that bag of cash gave her cancer. Let that be a lesson. SECx3 is carcinogenicÂ
September 13, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, NorLa Horns said: Yeah. Her son taking that bag of cash gave her cancer. Let that be a lesson. SECx3 is carcinogenicÂ
September 13, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Casual Encounter said: He busted in your mom. that was gary johnson.Â
September 13, 20205 yr Popular Post Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am.  @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me.  Â
September 13, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am.  @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me.  Â
September 13, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Casual Encounter said: This feels accurate. But man I got to let loose for the first time in 6 or so months. 2 am watching Return of the Jedi felt wonderfully satisfying. But yeah that pic probably going to also illustrate the rest of my Sunday too.Â
September 13, 20205 yr 24 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am.  @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me.   I did not know this was behavior we had to apologize for. I’ve had several of those incidents and I thought the appropriate response was to hide from the board in shame for a few days and not read comments on my posts.Â
September 13, 20205 yr Popular Post 37 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am.  @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me.   So your "3 year old who got to get shithammered" drank till 3 am??
September 13, 20205 yr 45 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am.  @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me.    3 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: So your "3 year old who got to get shithammered" drank till 3 am?? I believe the proper response to SC’s post would be 9 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Show your work or fix your english, dipshit. Because otherwise you suggested that your 3 year old got shithammered, you dumb Motherfucker. Â
September 13, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:  I believe the proper response to SC’s post would be  And that’s fairÂ
September 13, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am.  @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me.   I'm speechless. Â
September 13, 20205 yr 56 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said: I'm speechless.  Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that.Â
September 13, 20205 yr You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. That’s kinda how I would have expected an apology to sound on Surly.
September 13, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Man. Last night was fun for a guy with a 3 year old who got to get shithammered and drink till 3 am.  @NorLa Horns Sorry man. Just complete asshole buffoonery on my part. I’d try to explain what I was thinking but in the light of day I can’t even make an educated guess. Just straight up drunk fuckfacery by me.   Please tell me you didn’t forget the 3 year old at the bar.  That’s definitely the dad version of the walk of shame.  Nothing worse than that shitty look from the bartender and all he can say is...dude. We’ve all been there. Â
September 13, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my I'm 1 drink in. Let me get wound up. We will revisit
September 13, 20205 yr 11 hours ago, Casual Encounter said: He busted in your mom. mom did seem kinda.....gooey , when I hugged her today
September 13, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. Awesome SC!!
September 13, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Shit dude, I’ve teased you for years now. Don’t go with speechless. You can drag your nuts across my face way better than that. How's the hangover?
September 14, 20205 yr Popular Post Having to make amends with Norla for being too drunk is rock fucking bottom, holy shit.Â
September 14, 20205 yr 47 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said: How's the hangover? It ain’t great. I’ve been slow drinking all day and I’m pretty sure tomorrow is going to feel like MarkStanco trying to read Dickens. Edited September 14, 20205 yr by SydneyCarton
September 14, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Chips O'Toole said: Having to make amends with Norla for being too drunk is rock fucking bottom, holy shit. Sir everyone has dark days.Â
September 14, 20205 yr Confused. Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat?
September 14, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, jeevsie said: Confused. Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat? No. That’s on another site.
September 14, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, SydneyCarton said: Sir everyone has dark days. None darker than the day we all signed up for Surly.  Edited September 14, 20205 yr by Vertigo
September 14, 20205 yr 40 minutes ago, jeevsie said: Confused. Is this where we post about liking the couple of flashes Bijan showed on Sat? it was said earlier that it seemed he rushed things a little bit at the line. Understandable when it’s your first college game and youre just excited/nervous. They got a pass out to him in space and after that imo he was able to settle in.
September 27, 20205 yr 37 minutes ago, texifornia said: He is somehow alive? I absolutely thought his career was over when that happened, but then the stretchers never came on the field. He’s lucky.Â
September 27, 20205 yr Yeah, I kind of grabbed my neck and kind of screeched, which got the whole house laughing .
September 27, 20205 yr 52 minutes ago, Michael Knight said: that looked scary as fuck when it happened This. Dudes seem to be getting more aggressive with their hurdles over time.
September 27, 20205 yr In my very limited medical opinion, think we’re going to see some lingering effects of that for the next few weeks i.e. Bijan isn’t going to be featured or if he is will look a little different. You don’t just walk out of that without your body saying holy fuck for a bit.
September 27, 20205 yr Im pretty sure that had to be the ghost of Bijan that we saw get up and run off the field.....
September 27, 20205 yr i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad.
September 27, 20205 yr 52 minutes ago, Rholl said: Im pretty sure that had to be the ghost of Bijan that we saw get up and run off the field..... What i was thinking of too when it happened. That would have killed a normal man.
September 27, 20205 yr 20 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said: i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad. It wasn’t head or neck contact though. It’s the perfect opportunity to jar the ball loose with a shot like that. If you don’t want to risk it then don’t try to hurdle people.
September 27, 20205 yr 24 minutes ago, Mason Ramsey said: i’ve always thought hitting a player who’s head is closer to the ground than their fucking feet while mid air should be just as punishable as targeting. 15 yards and get tossed from the game. if he doesn’t get hit by the second guy on that play, he probably lands a bit awkwardly but not THAT bad. I've seen it called before. Â
September 27, 20205 yr It wasn’t head or neck contact though. It’s the perfect opportunity to jar the ball loose with a shot like that. If you don’t want to risk it then don’t try to hurdle people.that’s fair enough, but I see it as a defenseless player. just as bad as hitting someone in the side and calling it a blindside, he’s defenseless in the air, with his body turned 180 degrees and zero feet established on the ground. if that’s not a defenseless player, i don’t know what is.
September 27, 20205 yr That’s true. Either way I hope he’s learned to never try that again. He almost got Johnny Knox’d.
September 27, 20205 yr I was scared af to click on this update. I half expected it to say Bijan passed away or some shit. That was brutal to watch.Â
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