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$3 million to never watch the Horns again 177 members have voted

  1. 1. Would you take 3 million shmeckles if it meant you could never again watch Longhorns football

    • Yes
      92
    • No
      30
    • I'd need more money
      26
    • Fuck ztejas
      29

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Question got posed on /r/cfb (as dogshit as that subreddit is). 

Would you take it? If not, what would your number be? 

I don't think I could and I'm verging on a poor. Maybe that speaks to unhealthy obsession. 

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I'd pay $3 million if it meant you could never post again. 

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Yeah I would. Fuck it. I’d find something else to watch. Like whoever the Longhorns were playing.

What's backing the shmekel?

How many shmekels for a tank of gasoline?

If you'd asked this between 2010 and 2016, my answer would be "yes."

I'd pay $3 million if it meant you could never post again. 

Venmo?

I mean if this was actually able to come to fruition i think i would have to say yes...it would suck but i would think you still could be a fan and keep up with scores and stats

Does it count if the game just happens to be on at the bar with the sound on?

What if I just watch the teams that play the longhorns every week?

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The "on the bar" and "watch opposing teams" loopholes presumably wouldn't work. You only get the money if you never with your eyes see Texas on the field again. 

I followed the Longhorns through box scores and articles in the newspaper for years.   I am confident I could follow them on the internet with $3 million in the bank.  

I'm probably saying yes either way, but I'd like to know if I have to pay taxes on this $3mm before I commit to my final answer

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4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I followed the Longhorns through box scores and articles in the newspaper for years.   I am confident I could follow them on the internet with $3 million in the bank.  

This is a great answer. Making me rethink my answer.

2 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

I'm probably saying yes either way, but I'd like to know if I have to pay taxes on this $3mm before I commit to my final answer

No just $3M straight. Wire to your checking account. 

For 3 million? A definite maybe if and only if I could Craig way it and listen to the radio broadcast.

This is Surlyhorns. That is one year of income for most of the registered board. Gonna have to up the offer.

No way I would do that lol


Real question, and forgive me if this has been covered in the 8 years since I joined the shaggy/surly community, are you one of those aggy that regrets going there and wishes you had gone to the greatest university in the world? If so, I will quit with the aggy jokes directed towards you. Maybe.

I don't wish anything, but I never really bought into the whole hate Texas thing outside of talking shit on gamedays. 

I'll tell you if I knew about the SEC move and the 2 fucktard presidents of the university who ruined it after Gates and my graduation I would have never gone there.

34 minutes ago, ztejas said:

This is a great answer. Making me rethink my answer

Now if I couldn’t watch YouTube/Vimeo, I sweat a little.  

The answer is I would take the $3mil without hesitation no matter what, but there are a lot of follow up questions. Do I get to listen to Craig way live? Do I get to watch highlights? Can I watch Gamecast? Do I get to go back in time and not watch the last 10 years of longhorn football lol.

But that’s an easy yes no matter what. My family grew up poor, and I still have student loans out the ass, along with some other debt. If I could get rid of that stress and my parents could retire without having to worry about money for the rest of their life (they’re old) it would be worth it. 

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9 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Y’all suck ass.

Lol I honestly think I might take it even if I had fuck you money, the more I think about it. 

Lol I honestly think I might take it even if I had fuck you money, the more I think about it. 

We need matthew mcconaughey to weigh in on this.
Nope. Wouldn’t do it. Its a big thread in the fabric of my life. 

Yeah. My first reaction was "of course". But then I think about all the good times with good friends I've had watching games both live or at someone's house. Lots of great memories, and there would be no more. I'd probably be fine just tailgating home games and getting the social aspect of that. But my social group is mostly late 30s with kids now and away games are one of the few times we can get the band together still at someone's house, have a few beers and make fun of each other.

 

Plus giving up the ability to bring my son to DKR, watch games with him, etc. That's almost unfathomable for me. I can't imagine missing out on the experience of his first game. I remember mine. It was cold, rainy, and we lost to Rice. It was awesome.

 

I don't know. I'd probably still do it but it would really suck.

 

 

 

 

 

During dove season, I absolutely do not miss watching games if I can hear Craig on the radio at camp around the fire pit drinking shiner.

Pay me my money.

It’s real simple for me. I think about the time I have spent in the stands watching games with my pops and my brothers. Pass. Y’all can have the money. Pussies.

I'd need more money.  $3 million means I can retire now at 43, but it's not some massive lifestyle change.

$20 million would do it.  $5M house, $3M yacht, a couple $1M vacation homes, and $10M to invest?  Never work again and travel all the time for 40 years?  Yeah, I'll miss it, but I'll miss it from the French Riviera and Hawaii.  Sign me up.

I'd take the cash, no doubt........I would certainly survive with the radio broadcast

3 hours ago, CoachTex said:

For 3 million? A definite maybe if and only if I could Craig way it and listen to the radio broadcast.

well done coach.  first with the answer.

1. Move to Papeete.  Check.

2. Buy nice place on the beach.  Check.

3. Stream Craig Way until i die.  Check.

4. Collect Three Million Dollars.  Check.

5. ????

6. Already profited.  Okay then.

35 minutes ago, former alkie said:

I'd take the cash, no doubt........I would certainly survive with the radio broadcast

my favorite fall saturday is fishing the bay and listening to the horns on the radio 

Can I watch replays or highlights?  If yes, I might have to watch ESPN more than 2-3 times a year which would be the most painful part. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

I’d have to replace one addiction with another so I guess it would be cocaine, high class hookers, and premium scotch? For my family’s sake, I should probably take the 3 mil

14 hours ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Y’all suck ass.

How much we talking here?

When they are on tv I never watch them, and at the home games I can’t see them on the field because of all the fans standing in front of me (old blue hair thing, y’know)

So yeah. 

I’ll PM you my bank deposit info and expect a reply ASAP.

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I take it if I can still read the surl. I'll still know more than the people who merely watch the game.

If you had to pick would you choose no arms or no legs?  

lets say i have 30 seasons of football left.  thats about 400 games of football.  getting paid 7500$ for every hour of game time i give up?   sign me the fuck up. 

Poindexter, do you  wanna fuck or not?

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Better

I would do it, but I’d be a Craig Way listening mf’er with one of those boards like they used in WW2 to track armies and ships. 

Need a long ass bamboo stick with a curve at the end to move my pieces around.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

When they are on tv I never watch them, and at the home games I can’t see them on the field because of all the fans standing in front of me (old blue hair thing, y’know)

So yeah. 

I’ll PM you my bank deposit info and expect a reply ASAP.

Money’s coming from Nigeria via goat, so gotta give it a bit of time Brat.

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If you had to pick would you choose no arms or no legs?  

No legs is the proper choice. Gotta have my arms to fap and smack your moms ass when I’m hitting from the back.

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