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For every action, there is a reaction, and a Piker reaction is quite a fuckin' thing

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What’s happenin’ with them sausages, Charlie?

Five minutes, Turkish  

it was two minutes five minutes ago!

 

 

Heavy is sign of reliability. If it doesn’t work, you can always hit him with it.


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All. Bets. Are. OFF.

6 hours ago, bamachine said:

Dya like dags?

Yeah. I like DOGS. 

I've got some extra loud blanks just in case
Extra loud blanks?  What're you gonna do?  Deaf em to death?

9 minutes ago, UTCzech III said:

 It was at a funny angle.

It was behind you, Tyrone.  Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.

You're not much good to me alive, are you, Turkish?

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You have anything to declare?

Yeah.  Don't go to London.

Edited by TexArcher

You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

On 8/5/2019 at 5:07 PM, fellside said:

I've got some extra loud blanks just in case
Extra loud blanks?  What're you gonna do?  Deaf em to death?

Deaf em to Def?

We’ve lost Gorgeous George.
Well where’d you lose him? He ain’t a set of fucking car keys is he?

8 hours ago, wild_turkey said:

We’ve lost Gorgeous George.
Well where’d you lose him? He ain’t a set of fucking car keys is he?

It ain’t as though he’s inconfuckingspicuous now is it?

You're not going anywhere you thick lump.  You stay until the job's done.

What happens to the hare?

Well, Tommy, he's fucked.

You mean, proper fucked?

Yes, Tommy, proper fucked.  

Re-watch it with the sub-titles on.  It's a great way to spend your time.  There's a scene when the Pikey drivel is so thick that it just reads, "pikey-pikey-pikey".  

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I spent many a year drinking with an Irish buddy with a thick accent that only got much worse the more he drank. I understood every word in that movie. 

Had a Scottish friend who I could never understand once he put back a few. Just brutal.

And who might you be? Aside from someone who feeds people to pigs, of course.

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