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This could be the first time that I’ve wanted to punch a woman.
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13 minutes ago, luke duke said:

This could be the first time that I’ve wanted to punch a woman.
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That lazy bitch didn't even take the food out of the fucking plastic containers. 

12 hours ago, BHMCruiser said:

I'm not going to watch any of it. Nobody is going to watch any of it.

Thank you.  People who post 5+ minute-long videos with no comment are just the fucking worst.  

That's performance art. Got to be. If she legitimately thinks that spread constitutes dinner I can only hope her husband is equally as stupid. That's the only scenario I can conceive of that doesn't end in tears.

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3 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

That's performance art. Got to be. If she legitimately thinks that spread constitutes dinner I can only hope her husband is equally as stupid. That's the only scenario I can conceive of that doesn't end in tears.

She must fuck like a banshee.

3 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

That lazy bitch didn't even take the food out of the fucking plastic containers. 

She was late coming back from fucking her boyfriend. 

She was late coming back from fucking her boyfriend. 

Was he dead?

full disclosure I was going to comment on the sister being female comment but I held back.  picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue.

10 hours ago, luke duke said:

This could be the first time that I’ve wanted to punch a woman.
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Because of those horribad mom Jean's she's wearing?

9 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Bitch can't even make a sandwich. #worthless

She doesn’t have to since her Servant/11 makes them for her 

1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Bitch can't even make a sandwich. #worthless

Worse, she can’t make a salad. Put lettuce in a bowl and cut up fresh veggies. How fucking hard is this? And that food looks like ass. I’d take a Wendy’s salad 100x before eating dinner from 7/11. If her husband is coming home from deployment to this shit, he’s probably going to wish he was KIA

She was late coming back from fucking her boyfriend. 
Who do you think took the picture?

Hey, at least she picked up a cookie with polymer icing and plastic M&Ms.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Read the hashtags. 7/11 paid her for that. 

Paid in shitty food?

3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Read the hashtags. 7/11 paid her for that. 

Hopefully paid her enough to buy real food 

Leaves the house this morning at 9 to run up to her school "for just a little bit to finish up some stuff. I won't be there long, so I'll take the kids with me."

I send her a text at 1p asking if she's still there and that I thought it wasn't going to take very long.

1:03p: "Fixing to leave."

1:46p: "Walking out."

2:24p: "Going to the car."

2:47p: "In the car. Leaving now."

1 hour ago, Modessit said:

Leaves the house this morning at 9 to run up to her school "for just a little bit to finish up some stuff. I won't be there long, so I'll take the kids with me."

I send her a text at 1p asking if she's still there and that I thought it wasn't going to take very long.

1:03p: "Fixing to leave."

1:46p: "Walking out."

2:24p: "Going to the car."

2:47p: "In the car. Leaving now."

Damn.  That school must be huge.  Parking lot, too.  And the parking lot is a long-ass way from the building.

Leaves the house this morning at 9 to run up to her school "for just a little bit to finish up some stuff. I won't be there long, so I'll take the kids with me."

I send her a text at 1p asking if she's still there and that I thought it wasn't going to take very long.

1:03p: "Fixing to leave."

1:46p: "Walking out."

2:24p: "Going to the car."

2:47p: "In the car. Leaving now."


You’re complaining about her leaving with the kids all day?
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1 hour ago, Modessit said:

Leaves the house this morning at 9 to run up to her school "for just a little bit to finish up some stuff. I won't be there long, so I'll take the kids with me."

I send her a text at 1p asking if she's still there and that I thought it wasn't going to take very long.

1:03p: "Fixing to leave."

1:46p: "Walking out."

2:24p: "Going to the car."

2:47p: "In the car. Leaving now."

She must have sucked a lot of dick on her way to the parking lot.



You’re complaining about her leaving with the kids all day?
I wasn't home. If I was, I'd have texted her and asked her to stop at the store for something. That gives me an extra 2 hours right there.
19 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

She must fuck like a banshee.

I've never particularly thought of banshees as, you know.... attractive in any sort of normal sense of the word.

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Not my wife but somebodies...

Woman is on moving walkway at DEN with her 3 kids (taking up the whole thing and not walking)...I watch as her whole entourage gets to end of walkway where she abruptly stops to survey where her gate is. Hilarity ensues as people pile into her and her kids. Yeah...she was pissed at the people crashing into her.

2 minutes ago, gecko said:

Not my wife but somebodies...

Woman is on moving walkway at DEN with her 3 kids (taking up the whole thing and not walking)...I watch as her whole entourage gets to end of walkway where she abruptly stops to survey where her gate is. Hilarity ensues as people pile into her and her kids. Yeah...she was pissed at the people crashing into her.

Not that I would do it, but that bitch needed to be body slammed.

Tebow style.

35 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Who did Tebow ever body slam?

Satan. Heck in a cell match. 

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This could be the first time that I’ve wanted to punch a woman.
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“Influencerhusband” has got to be the biggest fucking douchebag on the internet

6 hours ago, shakahorn said:

At the very least she could have thrown in a sixer.

Principal through a sixer into her

11 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Who did Tebow ever body slam?

His boyfriend. 

On 5/27/2019 at 3:15 PM, Llogg said:

when's the divorce?

As soon as the water gets hot enough dammit.

On 5/26/2019 at 1:13 PM, Lone Star Horn said:

HA enjoy the warmth while you can. Once she gets older, and menopause hits (now I have no idea if it's possible for a woman to be opposite this, but this is my limited experience). It will all be too hot, she'll want to move to a cooler area, maybe San Diego, where's it's nice. The home AC will be running at 72, if you're lucky, all day and night. As soon as you get in the car, she'll start whining about it not getting cold enough, fast enough, you need to get the car AC fixed, because dammit, it's not cooling fast enough on a 90+ degree day.

 

Not always true .  Mrs Shooter went through it, and now she freezes if the house thermostat is colder than 78'

Frick that

12 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Satan. Heck in a cell match. 

WWE Hell In The Cell...

On 5/26/2019 at 1:13 PM, Lone Star Horn said:

 

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14 hours ago, tbone_ said:

Who did Tebow ever body slam?

Himself. Beats that shit like it owes him money.

13 hours ago, babysdaddy said:

“Influencerhusband” has got to be the biggest fucking douchebag on the internet

I can't believe jackasses like this have the ability to influence anyone.

9 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I can't believe jackasses like this have the ability to influence anyone.

People are suckers (PT Barnum, paraphrased)

“Influencerhusband” has got to be the biggest fucking douchebag on the internet
An Instagram husband can be any gender and sexual orientation, and he doesn't have to be your actualhusband. ... In 2016, the editor Meredith Haggerty enlisted anInstagram husband, really just a woman she had hired through an app, to follow her around a fashion show and snap pics.

The more you know.

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6 hours ago, DaysOff said:

An Instagram husband can be any gender and sexual orientation, and he doesn't have to be your actualhusband. ... In 2016, the editor Meredith Haggerty enlisted anInstagram husband, really just a woman she had hired through an app, to follow her around a fashion show and snap pics.

The more you know.

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So, a photographer?

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