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i guess if you're too old for a harry potter room but you can't afford a hotel, well you'll just have ruminate on that as you take in majestic vista.

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LOL. My SIL has an entire room dedicated to Harry Potter.  She's 40 and childless.

6 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Wife changed jobs and had a week off. I would have played video games, she wanted to change the guest room

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that's been shopped look how the beds bowing

No, Voldemort is trying to break through the wall from the other side, so it’s all distorted.

Wife changed jobs and had a week off. I would have played video games, she wanted to change the guest room

 

Day 1

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Holy shit. This is mrs cumsteen level bad. What a nerd, what is that on the wall?

 

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(Cross posted from Amazon wildfires thread)

My wife was in a panic over this.  

Seems she ordered some dog chew toys from Amazon and then saw the news crawl stating the Amazon was burning and she desperately states she hoped the chew toys shipped out prior to Amazon catching on fire.  

True story.  

6 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

LOL. My SIL has an entire room dedicated to Harry Potter.  She's 40 and childless.

Well she’s looking to change that.

Is it just me or does the quilt in the second pic bear little resemblance to the quilt in the first pic?

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“My laptop is so slow.”

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2 hours ago, deadshank said:

(Cross posted from Amazon wildfires thread)

My wife was in a panic over this.  

Seems she ordered some dog chew toys from Amazon and then saw the news crawl stating the Amazon was burning and she desperately states she hoped the chew toys shipped out prior to Amazon catching on fire.  

True story.  

I'm gonna guess she was not the only one.  Excellent entry though.

4 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Holy shit. This is mrs cumsteen level bad. What a nerd, what is that on the wall?

 

paint.  she painted a mural

2 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

“My laptop is so slow.”

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Lady I worked with was the undisputed queen of this. Never less than 15 tabs open at a time. I almost tore my hair out every time I'd have to walk her through something. 

Most women understand computers about as well as I understand women. 

3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

paint.  she painted a mural

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Also whatthebuck points out a great point...the 2 quilts dont match at all

i regularly keep like 50 tabs open between chrome and firefox and don't experience these computer slowdowns.  browsers and operating systems automatically unload unused tabs from main memory when the memory gets needed by something.  y'all probably just have slow computers.

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paint.  she painted a mural

100x more awesome now.

We've gotta get Mrs. Celery and Cumsteen together.

18 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Wife changed jobs and had a week off. I would have played video games, she wanted to change the guest room

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What's the nightly rate for a stay in the Epstein Suite? Asking for a friend.

8 hours ago, deadshank said:

(Cross posted from Amazon wildfires thread)

My wife was in a panic over this.  

Seems she ordered some dog chew toys from Amazon and then saw the news crawl stating the Amazon was burning and she desperately states she hoped the chew toys shipped out prior to Amazon catching on fire.  

True story.  

Holy shit.  That's awesome. 

3 hours ago, retread said:

We've gotta get Mrs. Celery and Cumsteen together.

Hey you got your celery in my cumsteen!

i regularly keep like 50 tabs open between chrome and firefox and don't experience these computer slowdowns.  browsers and operating systems automatically unload unused tabs from main memory when the memory gets needed by something.  y'all probably just have slow computers.


I’m guessing you don’t have a Mac, or if you do you don’t run Chrome on it.
3 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

Hey you got your celery in my cumsteen!

Hey you got your cumsteen in my celery!

 

she painted that herself?  It’s not bad, but having one mostly black wall in a small bedroom isn’t doing it any favors. 

wife comes home from party. 

Asks if there is a restaurant or bar or something named Tito's? I met a guy named Tito at the party, talked to him for over an hour.

me: there's a vodka named Tito's.

her: no, not vodka, he owns a distillery or something.

me: a distillery is where they make vodka.

her: oh, that's why all the cups and bottles at the party said Tito's on them, I thought tito's was a restaurant or something

we have a bottle of Tito's in our bar. My wife has poured Tito's into her glass multiple times. Last week when we were in Tahoe I pointed our a Tito's billboard saying it's made in Austin.

 

 

51 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

 


I’m guessing you don’t have a Mac, or if you do you don’t run Chrome on it.

 

i said i didn't have a slow computer

16 minutes ago, blacklab said:

wife comes home from party. 

Asks if there is a restaurant or bar or something named Tito's? I met a guy named Tito at the party, talked to him for over an hour.

me: there's a vodka named Tito's.

her: no, not vodka, he owns a distillery or something.

me: a distillery is where they make vodka.

her: oh, that's why all the cups and bottles at the party said Tito's on them, I thought tito's was a restaurant or something

we have a bottle of Tito's in our bar. My wife has poured Tito's into her glass multiple times. Last week when we were in Tahoe I pointed our a Tito's billboard saying it's made in Austin.

 

 

Just because you have to listen to her doesn't mean she's going to listen to you.

8 hours ago, blacklab said:

wife comes home from party. 

Asks if there is a restaurant or bar or something named Tito's? I met a guy named Tito at the party, talked to him for over an hour.

me: there's a vodka named Tito's.

her: no, not vodka, he owns a distillery or something.

me: a distillery is where they make vodka.

her: oh, that's why all the cups and bottles at the party said Tito's on them, I thought tito's was a restaurant or something

we have a bottle of Tito's in our bar. My wife has poured Tito's into her glass multiple times. Last week when we were in Tahoe I pointed our a Tito's billboard saying it's made in Austin.

 

 

9 months from today:

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Ever try to explain that the DVR didn't record the whole show you wanted to record because the game that was on before it ran way over?

 

(Narrator- she doesn't get it)

 

 

 

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Oh lord, my kids are moving. They have a lot of stuff. Got a uhaul truck. Told my kid to get the 26ft monster. His wife told him they could save money by getting the 20 ft one. Uhaul charges the same price for both trucks. And now all their stuff aint gonna fit. Massive eye rolling.

Who lets the wife pick the size of the uhaul?

22 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Who lets the wife pick the size of the uhaul?

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Well pump stopped working this afternoon. I spent an hour or so thinking it was the pressure switch. Finally realized it was the capacitor. Got it fixed and told my wife I had to replace it.

Her response: You had to replace the whole capacitor?

Me: I didn’t find any halves so I had to buy the whole.

 

Sometimes I wonder....

 

 

Won't lie. My first thought when I saw the Harry Potter room before anybody even posted about it was "even my wife isn't insane enough to have a fucking Harry Potter room."

And for the record, I put my celery into Mrs. Cumsteen this morning. 

2 hours ago, EE2B said:

Well pump stopped working this afternoon. I spent an hour or so thinking it was the pressure switch. Finally realized it was the capacitor. Got it fixed and told my wife I had to replace it.

Her response: You had to replace the whole capacitor?

Me: I didn’t find any halves so I had to buy the whole.

 

Sometimes I wonder....

 

 

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Tell her this is what you needed to buy. 

On 8/24/2019 at 2:03 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

LOL. My SIL has an entire room dedicated to Harry Potter.  She's 40 and childless.

Can't have children if you are still a child.

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14 hours ago, EE2B said:

Well pump stopped working this afternoon. I spent an hour or so thinking it was the pressure switch. Finally realized it was the capacitor. Got it fixed and told my wife I had to replace it.

Her response: You had to replace the whole capacitor?

Me: I didn’t find any halves so I had to buy the whole.

 

Sometimes I wonder....

 

 

Been having issues with mine, I have to give it a good slap to get it to work.   The pressure switch, not the wife.  

Been having issues with mine, I have to give it a good slap to get it to work.   The pressure switch, not the wife.  

I tried that and tried filing down the contacts, but that didn’t work. That’s when I realized the capacitor was the issue. I need to get a multimeter for the house.
5 minutes ago, EE2B said:


I tried that and tried filing down the contacts, but that didn’t work. That’s when I realized the capacitor was the issue. I need to get a multimeter for the house.

Yes, my multimeter is always at whichever house I'm not working on.  I think the issue with mine is sediment built up in the nipple.  Probably just replace it since the pressure gauge doesn't work either.  And yeah, Pato, I might try slapping my wife's box tonight.  I'll let you know how that goes. 😁

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

You can afford two houses but not two $15 multimeters?

Hey now, this isn't the stupid husbands thread!!

21 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Ever try to explain that the DVR didn't record the whole show you wanted to record because the game that was on before it ran way over?

 

(Narrator- she doesn't get it)

 

 

 

The flip side is my wife that schedules four hour to record 60 minutes because of games.  

1 hour ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

I think the issue with mine is sediment built up in the nipple.

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