January 27, 20205 yr Popular Post After the news broke yesterday I told my wife, "oh shit, Kobe Bryant died", to which she replied, "oh my god!!....how?" An hour later she asked, "who's Kobe Bryant?" Lulz
January 27, 20205 yr 9 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Eventually the water evaporates and then the pot melts on the stove. Trust me I know. Gets real exciting when one of those huge scented candles is sitting next to the stove and melts down then catches on fire.
January 27, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Eventually the water evaporates and then the pot melts on the stove. Trust me I know. Nonstick pans left on the stove on high when the water runs out is not a good experience. The smell stays in the house for a while.
January 27, 20205 yr Between Saturday and Sunday, spent over $130 on shit like this And we still don’t have the basics. So guess who has to actually go to the store now.Unbelievable how lazy she has gotten with those damn apps. And then she has the nerve to complain about the vegetables that she let someone pick for her.
January 27, 20205 yr Her selfish ass knows me and lil dude do not eat any of that shit. Basically all we got were milk and corn pops.
January 27, 20205 yr On 1/22/2020 at 3:23 PM, G650 said: I actually prefer hand washing myself. Sinner
January 27, 20205 yr 23 minutes ago, Brothahorn said: Her selfish ass knows me and lil dude do not eat any of that shit. Basically all we got were milk and corn pops. You could always eat the dishwasher tablets and start a new fad
January 27, 20205 yr Her selfish ass knows me and lil dude do not eat any of that shit. Basically all we got were milk and corn pops.Sounds like a bad ass supper if you ask me
January 27, 20205 yr Grill up some pork chops and make some topping out of the banana peppers, olives, and tomatoes. Serve with rice if you like a side of empty carbs. Only problem with that Chopped basket is everyone else is doing the same.
January 27, 20205 yr The real fucking bullshit part about the apps is that men build them for women to use. Fuck those guys, guarantee they're all fucking single.
January 27, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said: I've said it elsewhere, but this is the same woman who became incredibly, violently mad at me because I couldn't remove the lock on the water meter when the water was shutoff at our house due to nonpayment and she was the one that had not paid the bill in over two months. this is her isn't it https://www.reddit.com/r/watchpeoplesurvive/comments/eruae0/the_grandma_just_kept_walking/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x I feel for you bro, because I've been there, twice.
January 27, 20205 yr 50 minutes ago, mulletpelini said: The real fucking bullshit part about the apps is that men build them for women to use. Fuck those guys, guarantee they're all fucking single. Because they know it's like crack to them. Sitting around in their pjs with titties unharnessed and they can still shop! They know we're cussing them, FUPM. Same with a thousand other stupid ass things they burn cash on. They make bank on it. Zero fucks given.
January 28, 20205 yr On 1/27/2020 at 2:48 PM, NeverMarryAStripper said: I'd make some rice and drink the sparkling water. Boil the rice in the sparkling water.
January 28, 20205 yr On 1/26/2020 at 6:28 PM, mulletpelini said: Now when I say it's buried, it's actually beneath about a 1/2" of some plastic pieces, so even if you found "the spot", you wouldn't see anything. So you have to dig 1/2" in to find it. Well apparently she only dug in about a 1/4" because "IT'S NOT IN HERE!!!!!" Guess where it was. At some point in your marriage, you need to give her something longer than 1/4” as a point of reference. Edited January 28, 20205 yr by nnm
January 29, 20205 yr On 1/27/2020 at 11:32 AM, Brothahorn said: She did get a great deal on pork chops though
January 29, 20205 yr Popular Post INTRODUCTION: In this experiment, the goal was to determine how many questions the Subject (my wife) would ask in a given day.HYPOTHESIS: It will be more than I imagine but no number will surprise. My responses will not have any impact on the subject. ENVIRONMENT: Tester will do nothing to influence the subject to ask more or less questions. Tester will answer/not answer in normal fashion. Experiment to be conducted on the day of leaving Nashville and returning to Home Base (4 hours travel time) and will start at 6am and end upon lights out, whenever that may be . Tester sets the O/U at 51.5 questions. Sixty Two. 62. She asked 62 fucking questions. (In a row?) Well, sort of. I'm not sure I said 62 words all day long. Plus, she slept for 2 hours on the car. And I had to take a 2 hour nap when we got home. Next time, I will count how many times I answer "I don't know". Any other suggestions for the next stage of this experiment?
January 30, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, hullabelew said: INTRODUCTION: In this experiment, the goal was to determine how many questions the Subject (my wife) would ask in a given day.HYPOTHESIS: It will be more than I imagine but no number will surprise. My responses will not have any impact on the subject. ENVIRONMENT: Tester will do nothing to influence the subject to ask more or less questions. Tester will answer/not answer in normal fashion. Experiment to be conducted on the day of leaving Nashville and returning to Home Base (4 hours travel time) and will start at 6am and end upon lights out, whenever that may be . Tester sets the O/U at 51.5 questions. Sixty Two. 62. She asked 62 fucking questions. (In a row?) Well, sort of. I'm not sure I said 62 words all day long. Plus, she slept for 2 hours on the car. And I had to take a 2 hour nap when we got home. Next time, I will count how many times I answer "I don't know". Any other suggestions for the next stage of this experiment? I really hope you wore a plain white tee and marked the questions as tick marks with a sharpie like they did on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
January 30, 20205 yr The real fucking bullshit part about the apps is that men build them for women to use. Fuck those guys, guarantee they're all fucking single. And play for the other team, NTTIATWWT. Fuck them!
January 30, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, hullabelew said: Next time, I will count how many times I answer "I don't know". Any other suggestions for the next stage of this experiment? Answer every question with: "I don't know. Why?" Chart the length in time of each answer to "Why?". Give the average.
January 30, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, hullabelew said: Next time, I will count how many times I answer "I don't know". Any other suggestions for the next stage of this experiment? A few ideas to run either as standalone or as some sort of codependent variable: A: How many questions does she ask where you have the exact same knowledge base I.e. watching a movie together for the first time. B: How many questions does she ask with optional answers where the answer you give is ignored in favor of the other option. C. How many questions does she ask that she continues to explain and justify even after receiving an answer.
January 30, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, mulletpelini said: Did she ask any questions about pegging How much does she really need to know?
January 30, 20205 yr 11 hours ago, Archer said: A few ideas to run either as standalone or as some sort of codependent variable: A: How many questions does she ask where you have the exact same knowledge base I.e. watching a movie together for the first time. B: How many questions does she ask with optional answers where the answer you give is ignored in favor of the other option. C. How many questions does she ask that she continues to explain and justify even after receiving an answer. A - Time included one movie. This accounted for a mere 8 questions. Less than normal. B - Good idea. C - This is SOP for her. I try to ignore this behavior. I've thought about a subtotal for questions she can easily find the answer to. e.g., "What time is it", "Is it going to rain today", "Do I need a coat", Another category for questions I have no fucking way of answering: e.g., "Where is my phone", "Why did that guy turn in front of you like that", "Where is my phone", "Why are they (some person I don't know) selling their house", "Where is my phone". Edited January 30, 20205 yr by hullabelew
January 30, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: What proportion of questions lead to an answer where something is your fault? 1:1
January 30, 20205 yr Here's some bullshit: My wife routinely sets her IPhone alarm super early (~5AM) so that she can either get up and go to Orange Theory fitness class down the street or get to work early when she's got something to present in a meeting. However, she also routinely snoozes for half an hour and lets the alarm go off multiple times before getting up. That's actually not the part that bothers me, as I can usually sleep right through it. No, the problem is that either she's pressing the wrong button or something is jacked up with her phone, b/c it's not terribly uncommon for her to still be laying there asleep when I wake up around 6:30 or so, with no further alarms going off. In the past I've woken her up and been like "hey didn't you need to get up this morning" and the answer is usually delivered in a pissy tone, either that she didn't get into class from the waiting list, or over-snoozed and missed it, or she just never heard her alarm at all. This is a recurring problem. Cue this morning, I wake up at usual time and she's still dead asleep in bed. I hop up and get dressed for the gym, getting home around 8. I walk up to my bedroom and wife's in the shower and starts half-ass yelling about "don't ever leave for the gym without waking me up, I'm so fucking late and needed to get a bunch of shit done at work this morning." Basically blamed me for letting her sleep so late (despite no mention the night before of needing to get up early today). This weekend I will be purchasing one good old-fashioned alarm clock and placing it over on the chest of drawers, out of arms reach, where she can't possibly accidentally turn it off without getting up.
January 30, 20205 yr Quote This weekend I will be purchasing one good old-fashioned alarm clock and placing it over on the chest of drawers, out of arms reach, where she can't possibly accidentally turn it off without getting up. I look forward to hearing how this made things worse and how it's your fault.
January 30, 20205 yr I still use an old school alarm clock. Phone alarms are terrible and I don't get why people like them.
January 30, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said: What proportion of questions lead to an answer where something is your fault? Those don't get answered.
January 30, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Mo Horn said: I look forward to hearing how this made things worse and how it's your fault. She will throw it at him. Maybe not day 1, but week 1.
January 30, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Mo Horn said: I look forward to hearing how this made things worse and how it's your fault. Fortunately for me, shortly after I came up with this plan (and importantly before I said anything), she announced she had the exact same thought. Still doesn't mean I'm in the clear.
January 30, 20205 yr Here's some bullshit: My wife routinely sets her IPhone alarm super early (~5AM) so that she can either get up and go to Orange Theory fitness class down the street or get to work early when she's got something to present in a meeting. However, she also routinely snoozes for half an hour and lets the alarm go off multiple times before getting up. That's actually not the part that bothers me, as I can usually sleep right through it. No, the problem is that either she's pressing the wrong button or something is jacked up with her phone, b/c it's not terribly uncommon for her to still be laying there asleep when I wake up around 6:30 or so, with no further alarms going off. In the past I've woken her up and been like "hey didn't you need to get up this morning" and the answer is usually delivered in a pissy tone, either that she didn't get into class from the waiting list, or over-snoozed and missed it, or she just never heard her alarm at all. This is a recurring problem. Cue this morning, I wake up at usual time and she's still dead asleep in bed. I hop up and get dressed for the gym, getting home around 8. I walk up to my bedroom and wife's in the shower and starts half-ass yelling about "don't ever leave for the gym without waking me up, I'm so fucking late and needed to get a bunch of shit done at work this morning." Basically blamed me for letting her sleep so late (despite no mention the night before of needing to get up early today). This weekend I will be purchasing one good old-fashioned alarm clock and placing it over on the chest of drawers, out of arms reach, where she can't possibly accidentally turn it off without getting up.Pretty sure the response is that grown ups can usually wake themselves up when needed and she should try it.
January 30, 20205 yr 19 minutes ago, Storm the Field said: Fortunately for me, shortly after I came up with this plan (and importantly before I said anything), she announced she had the exact same thought. Still doesn't mean I'm in the clear. Buy the one with wheels that you have to chase down to turn off.
January 30, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Storm the Field said: Here's some bullshit: My wife routinely sets her IPhone alarm super early (~5AM) so that she can either get up and go to Orange Theory fitness class down the street or get to work early when she's got something to present in a meeting. However, she also routinely snoozes for half an hour and lets the alarm go off multiple times before getting up. That's actually not the part that bothers me, as I can usually sleep right through it. No, the problem is that either she's pressing the wrong button or something is jacked up with her phone, b/c it's not terribly uncommon for her to still be laying there asleep when I wake up around 6:30 or so, with no further alarms going off. In the past I've woken her up and been like "hey didn't you need to get up this morning" and the answer is usually delivered in a pissy tone, either that she didn't get into class from the waiting list, or over-snoozed and missed it, or she just never heard her alarm at all. This is a recurring problem. Cue this morning, I wake up at usual time and she's still dead asleep in bed. I hop up and get dressed for the gym, getting home around 8. I walk up to my bedroom and wife's in the shower and starts half-ass yelling about "don't ever leave for the gym without waking me up, I'm so fucking late and needed to get a bunch of shit done at work this morning." Basically blamed me for letting her sleep so late (despite no mention the night before of needing to get up early today). This weekend I will be purchasing one good old-fashioned alarm clock and placing it over on the chest of drawers, out of arms reach, where she can't possibly accidentally turn it off without getting up. Want to know how I know you don’t have kids?
January 30, 20205 yr 57 minutes ago, Pig Bellmont said: Want to know how I know you don’t have kids? What gave it away?!?!?!
January 30, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, Storm the Field said: that either she's pressing the wrong button or something is jacked up with her phone, b/c it's not terribly uncommon for her to still be laying there asleep when I wake up around 6:30 or so, with no further alarms going off. stock clock app on android has swipe left for snooze, swipe right for dismiss. who the fuck thought that was good design?
January 31, 20205 yr Mrs. A: "Hey A, I saw some nano-puff jacket on sale for $138. You want me to order you one."
January 31, 20205 yr 14 minutes ago, Anastasis said: Mrs. A: "Hey A, I saw some nano-puff jacket on sale for $138. You want me to order you one." Sure. I can use a new rain coat.
January 31, 20205 yr Popular Post My wife is bribing our 11 and 9 year old boys with $2 scratch off tickets if they get in the shower right now.
January 31, 20205 yr This one veers into the technical side of things and CR posts, but here goes. For someone as smart as she is, she's still a women and she must think there's a bigot under every bed. Me: "All I am saying is that the standard deviation for measuring men's mathematical ability is higher than for women. The mean is about the same but the spread is wider. There are more men than women on the high end and there are more men than women on the low end. You're an engineer. I know you know what I mean. It's not all attributable to discrimination." Ms CL: "Oh yeah? Then how come my high school calculus teacher looked at the classroom on the first day of school and said, 'There are too many girls in here'"? Me: "What percentage were women?" Ms CL: "About 60%" Me: "Did any drop out? How many?" Ms CL: "About half" Me: "So by the end there were more boys than girls?" Ms CL: "Yes" Me: "You realize what you're saying?" Ms CL: "Yes, the teacher was biased against girls." . . <Conversation continues for a while - we talk in circles> . . Me: "I know you understand what I am saying about there being more men at either end of the curve. It's basic statistics.I know you know how a normal distribution works." Ms CL: "Yes. But I'm the only girl engineer at my job. Shouldn't there be more like 30%?" (Guess she's referring to the calculus class thing?) Me: "No, the further down the curve you get, the ratio of men to women should get much higher. It might be 10 or 5 or 1 percent women by the time you get to really advanced fields like what you do." Ms CL: "Then if there is no discrimination, how come the further I have gone in my career, there have been fewer and fewer women?" Me: "Good point. I think I'm going to go surf Shaggy for a while." Edited January 31, 20205 yr by crimsonlonghorn
January 31, 20205 yr The statistics discussions with my wife are centered around the probability of there being clean underwear when I open my wardrobe door.
January 31, 20205 yr On 1/27/2020 at 8:11 AM, Brew said: Nonstick pans left on the stove on high when the water runs out is not a good experience. The smell stays in the house for a while. when I was a kid, I decided to really clean the house. I turned on the self-cleaning oven without looking inside. It was a teflon pan. The house was a fucking disaster for several hours, with every window and door open.
January 31, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said: when I was a kid, I decided to really clean the house. why
January 31, 20205 yr whyWhen you really fuck up, it's a preemptive strike to get them in a good mood before they figure out what you did.
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