March 10, 20205 yr I have no idea how they are tactical. It’s thicker seat belt like material and some special clip type fastener.
March 10, 20205 yr Popular Post Just now, Longhornlax said: some special clip type fastener. It's a Magazine, not a Clip.
March 10, 20205 yr 21 hours ago, Not a cat said: That is a fiance's ass, not a wife's ass. There's a huge difference. so, a penis. how do you know it's huge?
March 10, 20205 yr 50 minutes ago, elfenix said: so, a penis. how do you know it's huge? Touche. In my defense I never took french, though I should have known fiancee was the proper female version of the betrothed. Learn something new every day.
March 10, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, Longhornlax said: Does your wife buying $170 tactical dog collars fit here? I was wondering why she had to sign for a package with two dog collars inside and now I know why. sounds like you're getting nowthis'd tonight
March 11, 20205 yr Wife and I go out to dinner last night. I notice my car had changed the time the wrong direction for daylight savings time. I pull into the garage and she gets out. I turn off the car, shut the garage door and she goes inside. I begin to try and fix the time issue on the car. Get to the proper screen and it tells me that the car needs to be on to make the change. So i turn on the car. Make the change in approximately 30 seconds. Turn the car off and she’s at the door in mild hysteria because she thought I was going to die from carbon monoxide poisoning. In 30 seconds. I looked it up and the guess is around 4 hours to get the job done. I’ve thus far held back my smartass desire to text her “whew, was only 3 hours, 59 minutes and 30 seconds away from going down”
March 11, 20205 yr I thought with modern cars it was supposed to be almost impossible to kill yourself with carbon monoxide. My understanding was you would have to use something like a gas generator or some other small engine. Asking for a friend.
March 11, 20205 yr I don't know. I know a buddy of mine tried it a dozen or so years back and he said all he got was a massive headache. So then he tried a shotgun and that did work.
March 11, 20205 yr Popular Post 23 minutes ago, El Diablo said: I don't know. I know a buddy of mine tried it a dozen or so years back and he said all he got was a massive headache. So then he tried a shotgun and that did work. Seems like overkill for a headache
March 11, 20205 yr Popular Post We just got back from my daughter's dance competition in the airport waiting for the flight. she's talking how crowded it was and worrying if someone from the there might have had coronavirus. Her: I hope we don't have to get clorantined. Daughter: Are you serious right now? Her: yes, it's pretty scary Daughter: CLORantined!!!? Me: (sending myself a note to add it to the list)
March 11, 20205 yr 23 hours ago, Longhornlax said: I have no idea how they are tactical. It’s thicker seat belt like material and some special clip type fastener. The price makes it tactical. The seller tactically separates you from your $170.
March 11, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Pokoloco said: We just got back from my daughter's dance competition in the airport waiting for the flight. she's talking how crowded it was and worrying if someone from the there might have had coronavirus. Her: I hope we don't have to get clorantined. Daughter: Are you serious right now? Her: yes, it's pretty scary Daughter: CLORantined!!!? Me: (sending myself a note to add it to the list) Oh Trixie!
March 11, 20205 yr Previously my wife became so interested in my interest in Shaggy/Surly, she started reading some threads, including this one. After these gems last night, she told me I was cleared to post: Me: Gives overview of the Corona thread and general escalation of craziness/outbreak Her: "I don't know why we're not just giving people the Corona shot?" Me (having not heard anything about this): "What?!? There's a shot for Coronavirus?!?" Her: "Well, yeah, we've been giving it to dogs for years!" (yes, folks, there is a Canine Coronavirus vaccine/shot, and yes, that was the thinking here). And later... Me: Gives overview of the crazy Corey Feldman situation and movie "showing" allegedly detailing the abuse of him and Corey Haim Her: "Huh. Well, has Corey Haim said what he thinks about all of this?" Me: "I give up"
March 11, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Pokoloco said: We just got back from my daughter's dance competition in the airport waiting for the flight. she's talking how crowded it was and worrying if someone from the there might have had coronavirus. Her: I hope we don't have to get clorantined. Daughter: Are you serious right now? Her: yes, it's pretty scary Daughter: CLORantined!!!? Me: (sending myself a note to add it to the list) That's where they quarantine you and douse you with Clorox just to be sure. 1 hour ago, smoothlonghorn said: Previously my wife became so interested in my interest in Shaggy/Surly, she started reading some threads, including this one. After these gems last night, she told me I was cleared to post: Me: Gives overview of the Corona thread and general escalation of craziness/outbreak Her: "I don't know why we're not just giving people the Corona shot?" Me (having not heard anything about this): "What?!? There's a shot for Coronavirus?!?" Her: "Well, yeah, we've been giving it to dogs for years!" (yes, folks, there is a Canine Coronavirus vaccine/shot, and yes, that was the thinking here). And later... Me: Gives overview of the crazy Corey Feldman situation and movie "showing" allegedly detailing the abuse of him and Corey Haim Her: "Huh. Well, has Corey Haim said what he thinks about all of this?" Me: "I give up" I'm calling my vet first thing in the morning
March 12, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, El Diablo said: I don't know. I know a buddy of mine tried it a dozen or so years back and he said all he got was a massive headache. Huh. When I tried it earlier this year, I didn't notice anything other than my Tesla wouldn't start up.
March 12, 20205 yr The price makes it tactical. The seller tactically separates you from your $170. This definitely is the correct answer
March 12, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Longhornlax said: This definitely is the correct answer I googled tactical dog collar and the most expensive thing I could find, even on Etsy, was like $60. And those were made of or stitched with Kevlar and have a fancy alloy clasp. Edited March 12, 20205 yr by Pato del Muerto
March 13, 20205 yr We are having some meats delivered from a nearby ranch today. I go outside and see that my wife has left a cooler on the porch for the person to put the meat in. It’s 27 and snowing.
March 13, 20205 yr Some fantastic work by the wive's of Shaggy in these trying times. Well done gentlemen. Well done. With no sports on TV for the foreseeable future, we need to be here for each other.
March 13, 20205 yr We are having some meats delivered from a nearby ranch today. I go outside and see that my wife has left a cooler on the porch for the person to put the meat in. It’s 27 and snowing.Gotta keep the meat warm. You wouldn’t want it to freeze, would you?
March 13, 20205 yr Sweater Gawd almost had to throat punch her yesterday. The Summerwood H-E-B is out of shit paper, including her favorite brand. I tell her to just go online, Amazon, Walmart, Target and just find some. Well none of those have her brand and roll size, so she calls me panicked. Even in a time of crazy she doesn’t have sense to just buy whatever is available. Next she got my mom involved. And her being an old person with a Sams card, just happened to have an extra case that we could have. Damned if I drive 2 hours just for a case of TP.Besides I got an emergency stash in my bathroom upstairs.
March 13, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Brothahorn said: Sweater Gawd almost had to throat punch her yesterday. The Summerwood H-E-B is out of shit paper, including her favorite brand. I tell her to just go online, Amazon, Walmart, Target and just find some. Well none of those have her brand and roll size, so she calls me panicked. Even in a time of crazy she doesn’t have sense to just buy whatever is available. Next she got my mom involved. And her being an old person with a Sams card, just happened to have an extra case that we could have. Damned if I drive 2 hours just for a case of TP. Besides I got an emergency stash in my bathroom upstairs. Please enlighten me; why do you need to load up on toilet paper for the ‘rona?
March 13, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Brothahorn said: Sweater Gawd almost had to throat punch her yesterday. The Summerwood H-E-B is out of shit paper, including her favorite brand. I tell her to just go online, Amazon, Walmart, Target and just find some. Well none of those have her brand and roll size, so she calls me panicked. Even in a time of crazy she doesn’t have sense to just buy whatever is available. Next she got my mom involved. And her being an old person with a Sams card, just happened to have an extra case that we could have. Damned if I drive 2 hours just for a case of TP. Besides I got an emergency stash in my bathroom upstairs. But you were apart from her for 2 hours. That was beyond price.
March 13, 20205 yr Please enlighten me; why do you need to load up on toilet paper for the ‘rona?Yep. She sent me this picture yesterday.
March 13, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, hullabelew said: Some fantastic work by the wive's of Shaggy in these trying times. Well done gentlemen. Well done. With no sports on TV for the foreseeable future, we need to be here for each other. Wive's what?
March 13, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Brothahorn said: Yep. She sent me this picture yesterday. For a moment there I thought I was in a different thread
March 13, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: We are having some meats delivered from a nearby ranch today. I go outside and see that my wife has left a cooler on the porch for the person to put the meat in. It’s 27 and snowing. Was there ice in the cooler?
March 13, 20205 yr 15 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: Was there ice in the cooler? Didn’t look. Just went on my merry way.
March 14, 20205 yr If it had ice in it then that would be dumb. If it didn't then it was just a clean, dry container to keep the meat out of the snow. That sounds sensible to me. Haven't you ever kept beer cold in a dry cooler outside during the winter?
March 14, 20205 yr We are having some meats delivered from a nearby ranch today. I go outside and see that my wife has left a cooler on the porch for the person to put the meat in. It’s 27 and snowing.You want some animal to eat the meat if you're not home to accept it?
March 14, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, Upgrayedd said: For a moment there I thought I was in a different thread 1, 3, 2, x
March 14, 20205 yr Wife is getting on one of the kids about picking up after himself as I exit the shitter. I walk into kitchen and see a pineapple half cut up, knife and cutting board still out, egg residue on the oven cook top, and dishes in the sink. I made a comment to her about modeling behaviors and she got all defensive because she was folding laundry in another room, it wasn’t as if she was staring at her phone. I walked into our bedroom there are 4 shirts of hers folded and the bed was made. Of course her shirts were on the bed not put away.
March 14, 20205 yr Gotta brag on her today, most genius play in the history of parenting: "No, you didn't get in the bath fast enough, so you can just go to bed dirty." Hearing a kid beg to get to take a bath is priceless.
March 15, 20205 yr ***resisting temptation to post photo of 4 half-full Heinz ketchup bottles in the refrigerator.***
March 15, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, BurntEyes said: I'm a tad OCD and I could not fucking handle it. But this isn't Nahm and there are rules, or in short, pics or it didn't happen. Not happening today.(out of concern for my Johnson and its use in the next month or so) I will get to it when I can. No way I can pull off photos right now, as she is tacitly aware of this thread and despises being a topic.
March 15, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, BurntEyes said: Husbands and the stupid shit they do. I know. She only knows about it because at some point some fellow sufferer’s post had me in tears as she watched Hallmark movies on some random week night. I blanked and couldn’t come up with believable cover story.
March 15, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, BurntEyes said: I would have to fix that... Immediately. "Marry" those fuckers. Of course, questions will be asked, new bottles will be bought, but I couldn't stop myself. Marry the detergents Divorce the wife
March 15, 20205 yr I would have to fix that... Immediately. "Marry" those fuckers. Of course, questions will be asked, new bottles will be bought, but I couldn't stop myself.Same shit different product. There are at least 3 bags of tide pods and something random like arm & hammer always open.
March 15, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, markstanco said: Why? You are out of TP and all that is to wash your shop rags after every shit session.
March 15, 20205 yr I would have to fix that... Immediately. "Marry" those fuckers. Of course, questions will be asked, new bottles will be bought, but I couldn't stop myself.Dont worry, will break out a make-shift funnel tomorrow. Wife and kids down at the in laws at belton lake so I'm baching it for the week. This business will not stand. I may add water as well to save money.
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