March 15, 20205 yr I'm a tad OCD and I could not fucking handle it. But this isn't Nahm and there are rules, or in short, pics or it didn't happen.Nahm?
March 15, 20205 yr Some fantastic work by the wive's of Shaggy in these trying times. Well done gentlemen. Well done. With no sports on TV for the foreseeable future, we need to be here for each other. Fuck that. I’ll be in the guitar thread.
March 15, 20205 yr Dont worry, will break out a make-shift funnel tomorrow. Wife and kids down at the in laws at belton lake so I'm baching it for the week. This business will not stand. I may add water as well to save money. Don't do it. The ones on the right are for the kids clothes. The one in the middle is for her bras and underwear because they're "delicate". The ones on the left are for your clothes. You'll fuck up her system, she'll get pissed, and you'll be doing all of the laundry from now on - except for her bras and underwear which you won't see either on or off for the next 3 months.
March 15, 20205 yr 17 minutes ago, Modessit said: 1 hour ago, markstanco said: Dont worry, will break out a make-shift funnel tomorrow. Wife and kids down at the in laws at belton lake so I'm baching it for the week. This business will not stand. I may add water as well to save money. Don't do it. The ones on the right are for the kids clothes. The one in the middle is for her bras and underwear because they're "delicate". The ones on the left are for your clothes. You'll fuck up her system, she'll get pissed, and you'll be doing all of the laundry from now on - except for her bras and underwear which you won't see either on or off for the next 3 months. Listen to him... pre-law.
March 15, 20205 yr 19 hours ago, chikin23 said: Just need one more to complete the set. I don't think they're all going to fit are they?
March 16, 20205 yr Trying to get photo of refrigerator shenanigans uploaded and failing spectacularly. SHAME! SHAME! Edited March 16, 20205 yr by Incredulity
March 16, 20205 yr Alright I was mistaken. We don’t have 4 ketchup bottles. We do have two partially used identical containers of; Salsa Mayo Ketchup Relish Mustard Jelly in the refrigerator. Apologies.
March 16, 20205 yr I would have to fix that... Immediately. "Marry" those fuckers. Of course, questions will be asked, new bottles will be bought, but I couldn't stop myself.Done.
March 16, 20205 yr 48 minutes ago, tejas60 said: you're so fucked. No, my guess is that won’t be happening at all, for quite some time.
March 16, 20205 yr you're so fucked.Actually she and my boys are down at belton lake on SB so baching it this week. Have a few other OCD projects in mind.
March 16, 20205 yr Should leave the empties in there to take up that space on the right. Otherwise she'll have to buy more to fill the space.
March 16, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: "The Federal Reserve just lowered interest rates to zero, we should refinance!" We need a running count of how many of us got this same one today. I make two.
March 16, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: "The Federal Reserve just lowered interest rates to zero, we should refinance!" You don't finance directly through the fed? What are you, poor?
March 16, 20205 yr On 3/14/2020 at 9:38 PM, Incredulity said: I know. She only knows about it because at some point some fellow sufferer’s post had me in tears as she watched Hallmark movies on some random week night. I blanked and couldn’t come up with believable cover story. Holy fucking moly. I just learned of this bullshit. There are now SPRING LOVE STORY movies on Hallmark. Just like the fucking Christmas ones. Overly wholesome chicks......now wearing way too many clothes for a warm spring day. I can't take it. I'm adding Hallmark to HGTV on my list of places I plan to firebomb. to, to..... to wish harm upon. Bad enough I've taken to watching replays of last year's NCAA softball tournament (WHY NOT VOLLEYBALL!). And now I have to work from home.....FAR from my office that is located next to a neighborhood bar where I've been drinking since 1995. Fucking Hallmark.
March 16, 20205 yr 14 hours ago, markstanco said: Done. Shit. My wife buys and stores furniture like yours buys detergent. My garage is currently holding 1 entertainment center, one chest, one 1930s by god icebox, a ping pong table that has only been used for her school projects, a whiskey barrel. Now she is making room for 3 new book shelves that her friend is selling. "She might want it back some day". No shit.
March 16, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, hullabelew said: Fucking Hallmark. I hope they don't survive the Coronavirus
March 16, 20205 yr On March 13, 2020 at 2:02 PM, Pato del Muerto said: We are having some meats delivered from a nearby ranch today. I go outside and see that my wife has left a cooler on the porch for the person to put the meat in. It’s 27 and snowing. She's preventing it from freezer burn. Smart woman.
March 16, 20205 yr Wife goes to HEB twice in 6 days, spends $470 total. 3 of us in the house full time. UT son may come home for a couple days Also wife: " can you pick up whataburger for lunch?"
March 16, 20205 yr 18 hours ago, Incredulity said: Alright I was mistaken. We don’t have 4 ketchup bottles. We do have two partially used identical containers of; Salsa Mayo Ketchup Relish Mustard Jelly in the refrigerator. Apologies. Negged for Pace Picante sauce.
March 16, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, davidg said: Negged for Pace Picante sauce. Exactly. Incredulity, what are you, communist?
March 16, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, tbone_ said: That’s on you if you don’t want Whataburger. Don't get me wrong, I love Whataburger..but if there were any leftovers there would be no room in the fridge to keep them. we need to put a dent in those groceries first
March 16, 20205 yr I get it. I’d still take whataburger over the $Zillion grocery stockpile we are currently hoarding.Maybe that because I don’t live in Texas though.
March 16, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Wife goes to HEB twice in 6 days, spends $470 total. 3 of us in the house full time. UT son may come home for a couple days Also wife: " can you pick up whataburger for lunch?" Was it a six pack of expensive wines?
March 16, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: Don't get me wrong, I love Whataburger..but if there were any leftovers there would be no room in the fridge to keep them. we need to put a dent in those groceries first That almost sounded like English.
March 17, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Wife goes to HEB twice in 6 days, spends $470 total. 3 of us in the house full time. UT son may come home for a couple days Also wife: " can you pick up whataburger for lunch?" stupid things husbands say/post. Im not eating out for the foreseeable future but damn a whataburger would sound amazing right now
March 17, 20205 yr Popular Post 2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Don't get me wrong, I love Whataburger..but if there were any leftovers there would be no room in the fridge to keep them. we need to put a dent in those groceries first kept reading, wtf are whatburger leftovers?
March 17, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, tbone_ said: I get it. I’d still take whataburger over the $Zillion grocery stockpile we are currently hoarding. Maybe that because I don’t live in Texas though. 51 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: God damn right! Whataburger and HEB.... Sigh.. QFT
March 17, 20205 yr Popular Post On 3/13/2020 at 6:32 PM, WhatTheBuck said: Was there ice in the cooler? Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do Druggist replied to Spur08's topic in Lulz We went camping with another family and my friend’s wife loaded their newYeti with food and drinks. When we got there, she discovered that she should have addedice if she wanted everything cold. She thought the cold was included in the price.
March 17, 20205 yr Wife to 21 y.o.: "First we garden, then we work on renovations, then chores, all while singing and laughing. This is turning out to be the best family together time ever, don't you think? 21 y.o.: "No." Edited March 17, 20205 yr by Walden Ponderer
March 17, 20205 yr On 3/14/2020 at 8:14 PM, Incredulity said: ***resisting temptation to post photo of 4 half-full Heinz ketchup bottles in the refrigerator.*** lesh?
March 17, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: I love Whataburger..but if there were any leftovers
March 17, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said: That almost sounded like English. 1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: kept reading, wtf are whatburger leftovers? 17 minutes ago, elfenix said: I was speaking in hypotheticals...I'm 230, there are no leftovers but the point is she bought so many fucking groceries both fridges are at capacity
March 17, 20205 yr 44 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said: Wife to 21 y.o.: "First we garden, then we work on renovations, then chores, all while singing and laughing. This is turning out to be the best family together time ever, don't you think? 21 y.o.: "No." No Home Depot or Bed, Bath and Beyond? Will you have enough time?
March 17, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, Nolacycling said: Wives and the Stupid Shit They Say/Do Druggist replied to Spur08's topic in Lulz We went camping with another family and my friend’s wife loaded their newYeti with food and drinks. When we got there, she discovered that she should have addedice if she wanted everything cold. She thought the cold was included in the price. Nice call back. I'd forgotten that one.
March 17, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, mulletpelini said: 21? I wouldn't have been anywhere with my family beyond 24 hours at 21. Yep. I had ACL knee surgery in Dallas while in college. Drove a standard RX7. "Risked' my life driving back to Austin about 6 days after the surgery.
March 17, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: kept reading, wtf are whatburger leftovers? Seriously, man. That's like talking about chocolate pickles or aggy championships.
March 18, 20205 yr Popular Post I can tell I'm not going to make it through quarantine. The wife spent all last week complaining how overblown the virus thing was and how stupid the panicky shoppers were. Then slowly all the other stupid wives on her best friends text chain started texting about getting groceries, medicine, TP, etc. Then she turned into overly crazy shopper. I told her to limit her store visits and just get the necessities. She came home with a car full of shit. I asked where she went and she had gone to Tom Thumb, Target (3X), Wal Mart, Sams, dog food store, "and a few other places." AG: Why did you go to Target three times? Mrs. AG: I forgot to get a butternut squash. AG: What other stores did you go to? Mrs. AG: I went in to the skateboard shop next door, look I got you a pair of shoes!!!! (I am 40 and have never skateboarded) AG: That's a necessity? What's in the other bags? Mrs. AG: I also went to the liquor store (she doesn't drink liquor, and I told her to stop buying me liquor because she buys shit and I'm trying to clear out some space in my bar area, but gave her the benefit of the doubt) AG: Ok, liquor sounds good, what did you get? Mrs. AG: LOOK!!! (she proudly pulls out a bottle of "moonshine" that is just flavored grain alcohol in a fake mason jar) AG: Why would you get that, you'll never drink it? Mrs. AG: Oh god no I'm not drinking that. AG: Have you ever seen me drink moonshine, or anything other than scotch or whiskey? Why would you get that? Mrs. AG: Look at the flavor!!! It sounds so gross!!! Butter toffee moonshine, can you imagine?? At that point I just shook my head and walked out. I came back later to get a whiskey drink and found 4 bottles of "moonshine" and a bottle of peanut butter flavored whiskey.
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