March 18, 20205 yr Popular Post I can tell I'm not going to make it through quarantine. The wife spent all last week complaining how overblown the virus thing was and how stupid the panicky shoppers were. Then slowly all the other stupid wives on her best friends text chain started texting about getting groceries, medicine, TP, etc. Then she turned into overly crazy shopper. I told her to limit her store visits and just get the necessities. She came home with a car full of shit. I asked where she went and she had gone to Tom Thumb, Target (3X), Wal Mart, Sams, dog food store, "and a few other places." AG: Why did you go to Target three times? Mrs. AG: I forgot to get a butternut squash. AG: What other stores did you go to? Mrs. AG: I went in to the skateboard shop next door, look I got you a pair of shoes!!!! (I am 40 and have never skateboarded) AG: That's a necessity? What's in the other bags? Mrs. AG: I also went to the liquor store (she doesn't drink liquor, and I told her to stop buying me liquor because she buys shit and I'm trying to clear out some space in my bar area, but gave her the benefit of the doubt) AG: Ok, liquor sounds good, what did you get? Mrs. AG: LOOK!!! (she proudly pulls out a bottle of "moonshine" that is just flavored grain alcohol in a fake mason jar) AG: Why would you get that, you'll never drink it? Mrs. AG: Oh god no I'm not drinking that. AG: Have you ever seen me drink moonshine, or anything other than scotch or whiskey? Why would you get that? Mrs. AG: Look at the flavor!!! It sounds so gross!!! Butter toffee moonshine, can you imagine?? At that point I just shook my head and walked out. I came back later to get a whiskey drink and found 4 bottles of "moonshine" and a bottle of peanut butter flavored whiskey.
March 18, 20205 yr 17 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said: Peanut butter whiskey... Do not want but please report back
March 18, 20205 yr Part of me wants to throw all of these away. Another part of me wants to drink them all and let her deal with what an asshole I will become.
March 18, 20205 yr Popular Post 38 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said: I can tell I'm not going to make it through quarantine. The wife spent all last week complaining how overblown the virus thing was and how stupid the panicky shoppers were. Then slowly all the other stupid wives on her best friends text chain started texting about getting groceries, medicine, TP, etc. Then she turned into overly crazy shopper. I told her to limit her store visits and just get the necessities. She came home with a car full of shit. I asked where she went and she had gone to Tom Thumb, Target (3X), Wal Mart, Sams, dog food store, "and a few other places." AG: Why did you go to Target three times? Mrs. AG: I forgot to get a butternut squash. AG: What other stores did you go to? Mrs. AG: I went in to the skateboard shop next door, look I got you a pair of shoes!!!! (I am 40 and have never skateboarded) AG: That's a necessity? What's in the other bags? Mrs. AG: I also went to the liquor store (she doesn't drink liquor, and I told her to stop buying me liquor because she buys shit and I'm trying to clear out some space in my bar area, but gave her the benefit of the doubt) AG: Ok, liquor sounds good, what did you get? Mrs. AG: LOOK!!! (she proudly pulls out a bottle of "moonshine" that is just flavored grain alcohol in a fake mason jar) AG: Why would you get that, you'll never drink it? Mrs. AG: Oh god no I'm not drinking that. AG: Have you ever seen me drink moonshine, or anything other than scotch or whiskey? Why would you get that? Mrs. AG: Look at the flavor!!! It sounds so gross!!! Butter toffee moonshine, can you imagine?? At that point I just shook my head and walked out. I came back later to get a whiskey drink and found 4 bottles of "moonshine" and a bottle of peanut butter flavored whiskey. So you're going to be an over 40, flavored moonshine-infused radical non-skate boarding dude sporting a new pair of checkered Vans around the house for 14 days? Finominile. I salute you.
March 18, 20205 yr 24 minutes ago, NAVY said: Peanut butter whiskey... Do not want but please report back One isn't too bad, but it isn't something that you would drink all night.
March 18, 20205 yr 13 minutes ago, luke duke said: One isn't too bad, but it isn't something that you would drink all night. How do I drink it? Neat? On the rocks? Mixed with Yoohoo? As a shot with a jelly chaser?
March 18, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said: How do I drink it? Neat? On the rocks? Mixed with Yoohoo? As a shot with a jelly chaser? Yes Edited March 18, 20205 yr by luke duke
March 18, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said: How do I drink it? Neat? On the rocks? Mixed with Yoohoo? As a shot with a jelly chaser? Mix with banana schnapps and shoot it, give it an Elvis name like the TCB or the King.
March 18, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said: I can't imagine the hangover I would have after consuming any of this crap. Holy smoke.
March 18, 20205 yr Quote Mrs. AG: I went in to the skateboard shop next door, look I got you a pair of shoes!!!! (I am 40 and have never skateboarded) Beautiful. My wife to a T.
March 18, 20205 yr 11 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said: 1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said: So pinterest started a liquor brand? I would imagine there was a sampler at the liquor store and they hit it off about ship-lap and other pinterest shit.
March 18, 20205 yr 31 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: Mix with banana schnapps and shoot it, give it an Elvis name like the TCB or the King. Yabba dabba do, the King is gone and so are you.
March 18, 20205 yr Buddy made a batch of apple pie and a batch of banana moonshine. Would try that apple pie but fuck all things associated with a cucumber.
March 18, 20205 yr 38 minutes ago, DCA_HORN said: 1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said: So pinterest started a liquor brand? this. she bought it because it would look pretty in the liquor cabinet.
March 18, 20205 yr Screwball Peanut Butter Whisky is really good. Drink it neat. I agree, though, that you don't want to drink it all night.
March 18, 20205 yr I have a wife that may not put out and a dog that loves peanut butter. I may just need to test this out
March 18, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, tbone_ said: Best band name of the year. Saw them at Yucca Tap Room one night.
March 18, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said: I've had the moonshine cherries before. They're interesting.
March 18, 20205 yr It’s people like that slug that will assure the most amount of people will die from this. I hope she dies in an aids related fire.
March 18, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, AM Wood said: It’s people like that slug that will assure the most amount of people will die from this. I hope she dies in an aids related fire. Her husband deserves the same. Or worse.
March 18, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said: I have a wife that may not put out and a dog that loves peanut butter. I may just need to test this out A little peanut butter whiskey on the dong might solve your wife problem
March 18, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said: I can tell I'm not going to make it through quarantine. The wife spent all last week complaining how overblown the virus thing was and how stupid the panicky shoppers were. Then slowly all the other stupid wives on her best friends text chain started texting about getting groceries, medicine, TP, etc. Then she turned into overly crazy shopper. I told her to limit her store visits and just get the necessities. She came home with a car full of shit. I asked where she went and she had gone to Tom Thumb, Target (3X), Wal Mart, Sams, dog food store, "and a few other places." AG: Why did you go to Target three times? Mrs. AG: I forgot to get a butternut squash. AG: What other stores did you go to? Mrs. AG: I went in to the skateboard shop next door, look I got you a pair of shoes!!!! (I am 40 and have never skateboarded) AG: That's a necessity? What's in the other bags? Mrs. AG: I also went to the liquor store (she doesn't drink liquor, and I told her to stop buying me liquor because she buys shit and I'm trying to clear out some space in my bar area, but gave her the benefit of the doubt) AG: Ok, liquor sounds good, what did you get? Mrs. AG: LOOK!!! (she proudly pulls out a bottle of "moonshine" that is just flavored grain alcohol in a fake mason jar) AG: Why would you get that, you'll never drink it? Mrs. AG: Oh god no I'm not drinking that. AG: Have you ever seen me drink moonshine, or anything other than scotch or whiskey? Why would you get that? Mrs. AG: Look at the flavor!!! It sounds so gross!!! Butter toffee moonshine, can you imagine?? At that point I just shook my head and walked out. I came back later to get a whiskey drink and found 4 bottles of "moonshine" and a bottle of peanut butter flavored whiskey. So, your wife is one of those idiots responsible for clearing out the grocery stores? So sorry, man.
March 19, 20205 yr This doesnt belong here but sometimes you have to applaud your wife on her dumb luck. I quit drinking save for the random drink when we go out to eat here and there. We are self preventative quarantined and I had been quietly thinking a beer or 2 would be nice while I am just sitting around at night. She ordered heb delivery and got me a case of beer without asking me. They delivered 2 cases and only charged us for 1. Edited March 19, 20205 yr by HOOKEM4
March 19, 20205 yr So, your wife is one of those idiots responsible for clearing out the grocery stores? So sorry, man.Not really. She didn’t get anything useful like pasta, rice, toilet paper, hand sanitizer, etc. but if there is a shortage of skateboarding shoes or butternut squashes then I’m in the clear. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
March 19, 20205 yr I was introduced to butternut squash a couple months ago. I fucking hate butternut squash
March 19, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: I was introduced to butternut squash a couple months ago. I fucking hate butternut squash How can you not like roasted butternut squash? Olive oil, salt, pepper, and roast until caramelized.
March 19, 20205 yr I like me some butternut squash. Spaghetti squash too but it’s not worth the effort
March 19, 20205 yr 7 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said: I can tell I'm not going to make it through quarantine. The wife spent all last week complaining how overblown the virus thing was and how stupid the panicky shoppers were. Then slowly all the other stupid wives on her best friends text chain started texting about getting groceries, medicine, TP, etc. Then she turned into overly crazy shopper. I told her to limit her store visits and just get the necessities. She came home with a car full of shit. I asked where she went and she had gone to Tom Thumb, Target (3X), Wal Mart, Sams, dog food store, "and a few other places." AG: Why did you go to Target three times? Mrs. AG: I forgot to get a butternut squash. AG: What other stores did you go to? Mrs. AG: I went in to the skateboard shop next door, look I got you a pair of shoes!!!! (I am 40 and have never skateboarded) AG: That's a necessity? What's in the other bags? Mrs. AG: I also went to the liquor store (she doesn't drink liquor, and I told her to stop buying me liquor because she buys shit and I'm trying to clear out some space in my bar area, but gave her the benefit of the doubt) AG: Ok, liquor sounds good, what did you get? Mrs. AG: LOOK!!! (she proudly pulls out a bottle of "moonshine" that is just flavored grain alcohol in a fake mason jar) AG: Why would you get that, you'll never drink it? Mrs. AG: Oh god no I'm not drinking that. AG: Have you ever seen me drink moonshine, or anything other than scotch or whiskey? Why would you get that? Mrs. AG: Look at the flavor!!! It sounds so gross!!! Butter toffee moonshine, can you imagine?? At that point I just shook my head and walked out. I came back later to get a whiskey drink and found 4 bottles of "moonshine" and a bottle of peanut butter flavored whiskey. Thanks for the ex-wife PTSD trigger asshole
March 19, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Dennis Taylor said: I was introduced to butternut squash a couple months ago. I fucking hate butternut squash my man
March 19, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: Her husband deserves the same. Or worse. Looking at her face seems like cruel and unusual punishment.
March 19, 20205 yr 18 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said: I can tell I'm not going to make it through quarantine. The wife spent all last week complaining how overblown the virus thing was and how stupid the panicky shoppers were. Then slowly all the other stupid wives on her best friends text chain started texting about getting groceries, medicine, TP, etc. Then she turned into overly crazy shopper. I told her to limit her store visits and just get the necessities. She came home with a car full of shit. I asked where she went and she had gone to Tom Thumb, Target (3X), Wal Mart, Sams, dog food store, "and a few other places." AG: Why did you go to Target three times? Mrs. AG: I forgot to get a butternut squash. AG: What other stores did you go to? Mrs. AG: I went in to the skateboard shop next door, look I got you a pair of shoes!!!! (I am 40 and have never skateboarded) AG: That's a necessity? What's in the other bags? Mrs. AG: I also went to the liquor store (she doesn't drink liquor, and I told her to stop buying me liquor because she buys shit and I'm trying to clear out some space in my bar area, but gave her the benefit of the doubt) AG: Ok, liquor sounds good, what did you get? Mrs. AG: LOOK!!! (she proudly pulls out a bottle of "moonshine" that is just flavored grain alcohol in a fake mason jar) AG: Why would you get that, you'll never drink it? Mrs. AG: Oh god no I'm not drinking that. AG: Have you ever seen me drink moonshine, or anything other than scotch or whiskey? Why would you get that? Mrs. AG: Look at the flavor!!! It sounds so gross!!! Butter toffee moonshine, can you imagine?? At that point I just shook my head and walked out. I came back later to get a whiskey drink and found 4 bottles of "moonshine" and a bottle of peanut butter flavored whiskey. She shops at a dedicated dog food store?
March 19, 20205 yr 26 minutes ago, After irth said: She shops at a dedicated dog food store? Dog health food.
March 19, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said: Dog health food. Vegan sustainable fair trade dog health food.
March 19, 20205 yr 27 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said: Vegan sustainable fair trade dog health food. On sale, though.
March 19, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, After irth said: She shops at a dedicated dog food store? Yes. She can get trash food from Walmart and Target for us to eat, but nothing but the best for the dogs.
March 19, 20205 yr Popular Post I've lived with my wife for almost 6 years now. We have never not had butternut squash in our house. We have also yet to eat butternut squash. It's literally been something I've thrown away every month for 72 straight months only to be replaced again. It's my Sisyphus. Edited March 19, 20205 yr by Jameslaw121
March 19, 20205 yr I'm not really sure that qualifies as being Sisyphean. While throwing away the butternut squash may be futile, it doesn't really seem very laborious.
March 19, 20205 yr 6 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I'm not really sure that qualifies as being Sisyphean. While throwing away the butternut squash may be futile, it doesn't really seem very laborious. Reading this post was laborious. It counts.
March 19, 20205 yr 20 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said: I've lived with my wife for almost 6 years now. We have never not had butternut squash in our house. We have also yet to eat butternut squash. It's literally been something I've thrown away every month for 72 straight months only to be replaced again. It's my Sisyphus. You can give it to @Mo Horn or @Pato del Muerto , apparently they tolerate that shit
March 19, 20205 yr 17 hours ago, Modessit said: Cross post from the CV thread: Without having seen the mask, I still feel confident in saying that she's gonna need a bigger one.
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