March 19, 20205 yr 51 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said: I've lived with my wife for almost 6 years now. We have never not had butternut squash in our house. We have also yet to eat butternut squash. It's literally been something I've thrown away every month for 72 straight months only to be replaced again. It's my Sisyphus. Hey emeril, cut it half lengthwise, hit it with some pepper and olive oil, and bake for about half an hour. Then eat it.
March 19, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: Hey emeril, cut it half lengthwise, hit it with some pepper and olive oil, and bake for about half an hour. Then eat it. Dude. Cut in half, hollow a little out, put in half stick of butter and brown sugar and roast.
March 19, 20205 yr 36 minutes ago, You don't know me said: Without having seen the mask, I still feel confident in saying that she's gonna need a bigger one. Odds are it's a pie tin with duct tape.
March 19, 20205 yr Popular Post We have a new infant and are staying in as much as possible. I asked my wife to send me a list of groceries she wanted me to order from Whole Foods for delivery to tide us over for the weekend. She said she couldn't do that. I asked why. She said she needed to browse and couldn't come up with groceries off the top of her head. I gave her my laptop to "browse" and add groceries to the cart and I would supplement after she was finished. An hour later it was returned with the following essentials: one box of Fig Newman cookies, one box of fudge strip cookies, one box of chocolate covered graham crackers, one bag of salt and vinegar chips and two mangoes. That's it. That's her list of groceries for the week.
March 19, 20205 yr 18 minutes ago, eljinca said: We have a new infant and are staying in as much as possible. I asked my wife to send me a list of groceries she wanted me to order from Whole Foods for delivery to tide us over for the weekend. She said she couldn't do that. I asked why. She said she needed to browse and couldn't come up with groceries off the top of her head. I gave her my laptop to "browse" and add groceries to the cart and I would supplement after she was finished. An hour later it was returned with the following essentials: one box of Fig Newman cookies, one box of fudge strip cookies, one box of chocolate covered graham crackers, one bag of salt and vinegar chips and two mangoes. That's it. That's her list of groceries for the week. Welcome young patriot. Welcome to this thread. You can find comfort here.
March 19, 20205 yr Popular Post Wife and I went grocery shopping on Saturday. The back of the Tahoe was full of groceries. Well, I guess i pulled into the neighborhood a little too fast for her liking. Mrs. Lateshow: Whoa, slow down and quit driving like Houdini! Edited March 19, 20205 yr by lateshow
March 19, 20205 yr 12 minutes ago, nnm said: Houdini? Are you driving it handcuffed, while escaping? I'm very talented.
March 19, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: Odds are it's a pie tin with duct tape. With the pie still in it
March 19, 20205 yr We have a new infant and are staying in as much as possible. I asked my wife to send me a list of groceries she wanted me to order from Whole Foods for delivery to tide us over for the weekend. She said she couldn't do that. I asked why. She said she needed to browse and couldn't come up with groceries off the top of her head. I gave her my laptop to "browse" and add groceries to the cart and I would supplement after she was finished. An hour later it was returned with the following essentials: one box of Fig Newman cookies, one box of fudge strip cookies, one box of chocolate covered graham crackers, one bag of salt and vinegar chips and two mangoes. That's it. That's her list of groceries for the week. I hope it’s lays salt and vinegar at least
March 19, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: I hope it’s lays salt and vinegar at least Did you miss the humble brag part about whole foods?
March 19, 20205 yr On 3/14/2020 at 9:14 PM, Incredulity said: ***resisting temptation to post photo of 4 half-full Heinz ketchup bottles in the refrigerator.*** You could really blow her mind by telling her vinegar based condiments don't need refrigeration.
March 19, 20205 yr Popular Post On 3/18/2020 at 1:58 PM, Llogg said: I feel so much better about my shit after seeing angry gorilla's post. I don't.
March 19, 20205 yr On 3/15/2020 at 11:41 PM, Sam Lin said: Should leave the empties in there to take up that space on the right. Otherwise she'll have to buy more to fill the space. With a quarter inch left in each.
March 19, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, lateshow said: Wife and I went grocery shopping on Saturday. The back of the Tahoe was full of groceries. Well, I guess i pulled into the neighborhood a little too fast for her liking. Mrs. Lateshow: Whoa, slow down and quit driving like Houdini! So are we thinking Andretti was the attempt here?
March 19, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: So are we thinking Andretti was the attempt here? Watch your tone.
March 19, 20205 yr 11 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: So are we thinking Andretti was the attempt here? Zanardi
March 19, 20205 yr 56 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said: You could really blow her mind by telling her vinegar based condiments don't need refrigeration. Well that would be logic, and I’m dealing with a woman so...
March 19, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Mitch Cumsteen said: I don't. Well yeah, but you’re in a completely different circle of hell.
March 19, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Llogg said: Did you miss the humble brag part about whole foods? Is that what that was?
March 19, 20205 yr Did you miss the humble brag part about whole foods?Maybe whole foods makes an exception for lays s&v
March 19, 20205 yr Popular Post Buddy's wife is telling everyone she knows that since interest rates are now 0%, she's looking to borrow $1mil to buy vacation property to VRBO She "saw it on the news" and can't be persuaded otherwise. He's decided to tell her to go for it as long as she can get it at 0% and is going to let her go see their banker.
March 19, 20205 yr 1 minute ago, Reagan1k said: Buddy's wife is telling everyone she knows that since interest rates are now 0%, she's looking to borrow $1mil to buy vacation property to VRBO She "saw it on the news" and can't be persuaded otherwise. He's decided to tell her to go for it as long as she can get it at 0% and is going to let her go see their banker. I'm guessing she thinks that 0% means principal and interest.
March 19, 20205 yr Just now, Cheeseweasel said: I'm guessing she thinks that 0% means principal and interest. If she can personally borrow at the Fed funds rate, why would would you think she'd be required to make any principal payment?
March 19, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said: So are we thinking Andretti was the attempt here? Buddy, I've long quit trying to decipher the true meaning behind the things she says.
March 19, 20205 yr On 3/18/2020 at 2:05 PM, luke duke said: One isn't too bad, but it isn't something that you would drink all night. On 3/18/2020 at 2:20 PM, Angry Gorilla said: How do I drink it? Neat? On the rocks? Mixed with Yoohoo? As a shot with a jelly chaser? With all these options, good thing she got a handle!
March 19, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, eljinca said: We have a new infant and are staying in as much as possible. I asked my wife to send me a list of groceries she wanted me to order from Whole Foods for delivery to tide us over for the weekend. She said she couldn't do that. I asked why. She said she needed to browse and couldn't come up with groceries off the top of her head. I gave her my laptop to "browse" and add groceries to the cart and I would supplement after she was finished. An hour later it was returned with the following essentials: one box of Fig Newman cookies, one box of fudge strip cookies, one box of chocolate covered graham crackers, one bag of salt and vinegar chips and two mangoes. That's it. That's her list of groceries for the week. triggered by fudge-striped cookies reference
March 19, 20205 yr Popular Post Against my better judgement, I broke into the peanut butter whiskey. Serving #1: NeatIt smells like the rotten peanut you get when you are eating peanuts out the shell and you have to eat another one quickly to get the taste out of your mouth. The initial taste is the fake sweet peanut butter found in Reese’s, but with a lot more sugar. Following that is a distinct taste of rubber.
March 19, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said: Against my better judgement, I broke into the peanut butter whiskey. Serving #1: Neat It smells like the rotten peanut you get when you are eating peanuts out the shell and you have to eat another one quickly to get the taste out of your mouth. The initial taste is the fake sweet peanut butter found in Reese’s, but with a lot more sugar. Following that is a distinct taste of rubber. What a helluva time to be alive.
March 20, 20205 yr 43 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said: Against my better judgement, I broke into the peanut butter whiskey. Serving #1: Neat It smells like the rotten peanut you get when you are eating peanuts out the shell and you have to eat another one quickly to get the taste out of your mouth. The initial taste is the fake sweet peanut butter found in Reese’s, but with a lot more sugar. Following that is a distinct taste of rubber. repped for bravery. You should keep drinking (and crank up the drunk thread again)until you get the peanut butter farts and report how Mrs. AG feels about those. Edited March 20, 20205 yr by PhillyD
March 20, 20205 yr Popular Post Serving #2: On the rocksNot surprisingly it tastes very similar to serving #1, but colder. But somehow the ice and tiny bit of water really bring out the sweetness. It’s like I took a spoonful of peanut butter then dipped it into Fun Dip.
March 20, 20205 yr Wife and I went grocery shopping on Saturday. The back of the Tahoe was full of groceries. Well, I guess i pulled into the neighborhood a little too fast for her liking. Mrs. Lateshow: Whoa, slow down and quit driving like Houdini!She’s thinking of the rapper. Easy mix up there.
March 20, 20205 yr Serving #3: Mixed with CokeTo be honest this tastes the exact same as on the rocks. I used to use Coke to mix with cheap whiskey when I was poor. It does nothing to cover up the taste. I also feel that I’ve hit my daily suggested caloric intake after these 3 drinks.
March 20, 20205 yr Screwball Peanut Butter Whisky is really good. Drink it neat. I agree, though, that you don't want to drink it all night. This is the kind that I had as well. It definitely tastes better than the off brand described above.
March 20, 20205 yr Popular Post Serving #4: as a shot with strawberry jellyI should have used the jelly as a chaser. It was thicker and sunk to bottom so when I took the shot the peanut awfulness came first, which caused me to gag a little before the jelly fell into my mouth. Trying to swallow a thick liquid while trying not to puke is hard (that’s what she said)
March 20, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, eljinca said: We have a new infant and are staying in as much as possible. I asked my wife to send me a list of groceries she wanted me to order from Whole Foods for delivery to tide us over for the weekend. She said she couldn't do that. I asked why. She said she needed to browse and couldn't come up with groceries off the top of her head. I gave her my laptop to "browse" and add groceries to the cart and I would supplement after she was finished. An hour later it was returned with the following essentials: one box of Fig Newman cookies, one box of fudge strip cookies, one box of chocolate covered graham crackers, one bag of salt and vinegar chips and two mangoes. That's it. That's her list of groceries for the week. Those Fig Newmans can be quite filling.
March 20, 20205 yr Serving #4: as a shot with strawberry jellyI should have used the jelly as a chaser. It was thicker and sunk to bottom so when I took the shot the peanut awfulness came first, which caused me to gag a little before the jelly fell into my mouth. Trying to swallow a thick liquid while trying not to puke is hard (that’s what she said)When I asked a guy at the liquor store about Screwballs he told me girls had mixed it with chambord and frangelica to make PB&J shots.
March 20, 20205 yr When I asked a guy at the liquor store about Screwballs he told me girls had mixed it with chambord and frangelica to make PB&J shots. I wish I had those mixers, but I am having to MacGuyver this shit with what I have.
March 20, 20205 yr Popular Post Serving #5: As a shot with grape jelly chaserThis has been the best so far. It still feels like getting hit in the face with a sock full of nickels when the whiskey hits my mouth, but the jelly did a decent job of covering it up. I do feel I might be doing irreparable damage to my taste buds.
March 20, 20205 yr Popular Post Serving #6: mixed with GNC Lean Shake powder, chocolate flavor. This is the only chocolate anything I could find, and I’m pretty sure it expired over a year ago. This has been the best so far, but I think a full scoop was too much. I might also be starting to hallucinate.
March 20, 20205 yr 31 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said: When I asked a guy at the liquor store about Screwballs he told me girls had mixed it with chambord and frangelica to make PB&J shots. And then they stripped down to their underwear and had a pillow fight.
March 20, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Angry Gorilla said: Serving #2: On the rocks Not surprisingly it tastes very similar to serving #1, but colder. But somehow the ice and tiny bit of water really bring out the sweetness. It’s like I took a spoonful of peanut butter then dipped it into Fun Dip. You have enough TP for the peanut butter shits?
March 20, 20205 yr Popular Post Serving #7: As a shot with a banana shot lugeAs expected the banana did little to mask the overwhelming sweet flavor. Eating the banana after did nothing. I’m starting to question my life choices. And why am I still wearing a rain poncho when I haven’t been outside in 3 hours?
March 20, 20205 yr 5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said: Holy shit, these live updates are great. The fluidity and speed is something else. I think we might witness a diabetic stroke online.
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