March 20, 20205 yr 6 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: I hope it’s lays salt and vinegar at least Sadly, no. They were some Whole Foods brand. When I put them away I opened the cabinet to find 3 unopened bags of the same brand.
March 20, 20205 yr Popular Post Serving #8: as a shot with a lime chaserPeople use limes to cover up tequila shots right? And you might think the sourness would counteract the sweetness. Well you would be fucking wrong. I could barely taste the lime, and it somehow made a chemical reaction that made a peanut butter whiskey tasted paste that’s stuck in my mouth and I can’t wash out. My dog won’t come to me when I call her anymore.
March 20, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said: Serving #8: as a shot with a lime chaser People use limes to cover up tequila shots right? And you might think the sourness would counteract the sweetness. Well you would be fucking wrong. I could barely taste the lime, and it somehow made a chemical reaction that made a peanut butter whiskey tasted paste that’s stuck in my mouth and I can’t wash out. My dog won’t come to me when I call her anymore.
March 20, 20205 yr The fluidity and speed is something else. I think we might witness a diabetic stroke online. Tell my daughter I love her. Tell my wife this is her fault for buying this shit.
March 20, 20205 yr Popular Post Serving #9: Infused with actual peanutsYou know that face a baby makes when you give it a lemon? That’s what I’m doing with each drink. I’m craving the inevitable blackout, but not only does this bottle taste like asshole, it’s only fucking 60 proof. Maybe I should start mixing it with real whiskey. Or bleach.
March 20, 20205 yr 4 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said: Serving #9: Infused with actual peanuts You know that face a baby makes when you give it a lemon? That’s what I’m doing with each drink. I’m craving the inevitable blackout, but not only does this bottle taste like asshole, it’s only fucking 60 proof. Maybe I should start mixing it with real whiskey. Or bleach. I would highly recommend going to the back yard and forcing the oncoming vomit fest. Tomorrow will be ugly otherwise
March 20, 20205 yr Popular Post Serving #10: Pickleback!This has been the most palatable so far, or maybe I’m finally starting to get drunk.
March 20, 20205 yr I would highly recommend going to the back yard and forcing the oncoming vomit fest. Tomorrow will be ugly otherwise Not sure I’ll have to force anything. It seems inevitable now.
March 20, 20205 yr Screwball Peanut Butter Whisky is really good. Drink it neat. I agree, though, that you don't want to drink it all night. Oh, Good Lord it is fucking awful. So damn sweet.
March 20, 20205 yr I feel like someone should intervene and stop this before it gets out of control. Nah, he'll finish soon I'm sure.
March 20, 20205 yr Popular Post Sad to say I had to throw in the towel. Just puked all over the toilet. Had to switch to tasty beer and some online poker. I wonder if Nicole ever bought OJ peanut butter whiskey. Would explain a lot.
March 20, 20205 yr Screwball Peanut Butter Whisky is really good. Drink it neat. I agree, though, that you don't want to drink it all night. You are dead to me.
March 20, 20205 yr I very much regret that I did not get to follow this live. angry gorilla, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow? I wanna party with you, cowboy. Edited March 20, 20205 yr by Pato del Muerto
March 20, 20205 yr I've lived with my wife for almost 6 years now. We have never not had butternut squash in our house. We have also yet to eat butternut squash. It's literally been something I've thrown away every month for 72 straight months only to be replaced again. It's my Sisyphus.You assume she's been buying it for it's edible properties.
March 20, 20205 yr On 2/2/2020 at 11:19 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said: She came home from target tonight with about 7 boxes of noodles and 7 jars of ragu. My mother in law is a saint... but she also is one of those internet/conspiracy freak out type so she got in my wife’s head about the dangers of corona virus in case we need to stay home for x amount of days. 15 days, to be exact.
March 20, 20205 yr Angry Gorilla may have inadvertently discovered the cure to the coronas! Also, Angry Gorilla needs to become party of the Surly lexicon like Angry Dolphin. When a wife does something stupid you could be like "after that shit I went full Angry Gorilla on her" or "I got Angry Gorillad by my wife" when she buys something totally useless. Maybe Mitch Cumsteen's wife and Angry Gorilla's wives need to meet? Edited March 20, 20205 yr by Hate
March 20, 20205 yr 42 minutes ago, Modessit said: 12 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said: I've lived with my wife for almost 6 years now. We have never not had butternut squash in our house. We have also yet to eat butternut squash. It's literally been something I've thrown away every month for 72 straight months only to be replaced again. It's my Sisyphus. You assume she's been buying it for it's edible properties. I mean, hopefully on South Austin’s mom’s ass can take that girth
March 20, 20205 yr Dude. Cut in half, hollow a little out, put in half stick of butter and brown sugar and roast.Or, you could use it as a dildo, if you’re brave enough!
March 20, 20205 yr After you use it as a dildo you could cut it in half, hollow a little out, put in a half a stick of butter and brown sugar and roast. Half a stick of butter seems a little excessive though. Edited March 20, 20205 yr by NeverMarryAStripper
March 20, 20205 yr 8 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said: Sad to say I had to throw in the towel. Just puked all over the toilet. Had to switch to tasty beer and some online poker. I wonder if Nicole ever bought OJ peanut butter whiskey. Would explain a lot. You didn't get any puke on the new checkered Van's did you? Thanks for the play by play on the PB moonshine. You're our kind of idiot.
March 20, 20205 yr You have enough TP for the peanut butter shits?Turns out I have plenty. When there is an explosion and your bowels empty out in I’ve brushed my teeth ~10 times and still have a faint taste in my mouth. The good news is I think my dog has forgiven me. I’m going to go sit in the sauna later and try to sweat out this nastiness.
March 20, 20205 yr I think that play-by-play reminded me that I haven't laughed in a week, and not like that in a long time--many thanks and kudos, AG. Times like this remind me the need to be more active so I can give out more rep...
March 20, 20205 yr We need to adopt a flag. Pronto. That way, when AG dies, we can drape his casket in the flag, have 7 guys do a 21 shot salute, then present his wife with the flag. Well Done @Angry Gorilla. As mentioned above, another true patriot.
March 20, 20205 yr @Angry Gorilla is a national treasure, and yes ... I haven't laughed that hard in a LONG time.
March 20, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said: All my rep to @Angry Gorilla today. This is how you Surl, guys Same here. I was cashed out on rep by 7:30 this morning.
March 20, 20205 yr 10 hours ago, markstanco said: On 3/18/2020 at 4:22 PM, lateshow said: Screwball Peanut Butter Whisky is really good. Drink it neat. I agree, though, that you don't want to drink it all night. You are dead to me.
March 20, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said: Turns out I have plenty. When there is an explosion and your bowels empty out in I’ve brushed my teeth ~10 times and still have a faint taste in my mouth. The good news is I think my dog has forgiven me. I’m going to go sit in the sauna later and try to sweat out this nastiness. that had to be the most rank smelling puke ever.
March 20, 20205 yr 3 hours ago, deadshank said: You didn't get any puke on the new checkered Van's did you? Thanks for the play by play on the PB moonshine. You're our kind of idiot. The Vans are safe because they never left the box
March 20, 20205 yr I'm a little late to the party, but I think I would have tried something a little salty with the abomination of peanut butter "moonshine". Maybe that would have countered the sweet taste?
March 20, 20205 yr I tried real peanuts. Not sure there was anything salty enough to counteract that level of sweetness. Maybe I should have salted the rim.
March 20, 20205 yr Just now, Angry Gorilla said: Maybe I should have salted the rim. That's gonna burn her a little bit.
March 20, 20205 yr my face hurt from laughing while reading that. AngryGorilla, you are a gentleman and a scholar.
March 20, 20205 yr 31 minutes ago, Llogg said: my face hurt from laughing while reading that. AngryGorilla, you are a gentleman and a scholar. Most I've laughed on here since the NowThis debacle.
March 20, 20205 yr Brilliant! I love how the bottle level kept going down with each picture. Things got weird at the protein shake. Banana luge was creative. I was crying by the time the shot glass full of peanuts hit. Well done...
March 20, 20205 yr i mentioned a few times the contradiction of my wife being obstinately clean, but messy. similar thing applies to the fridge. for me anything that doesnt look bad or smell bad or feel bad, is edible. for her, if its 1 day before the date of expiration, its bad. if chicken has been at home for 2 days, its bad. leftover from 1 night? its bad. nobody is allowed to eat it. but she wont throw the motherfucker away!!! Edited March 20, 20205 yr by 52-80
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