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56 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

I live in Chattanooga and we for decimated by an F3 that was 1,500 yards wide and 9 miles long. My neighborhood got hit hard and 4 houses down they are total losses. I’m extremely lucky and my only issue is we don’t have power.

I tell wife to not leave neighborhood today because she is going to run over shit but what do I know

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I didn’t tell you the best part. She works late and sits in driveway when she finally gets home and talks for 30 minutes and comes in and tells me something is wrong with her car. The time is 7:04 and Tirediscounters is .2 miles down the road and closes at 7


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well cross her off then.

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1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I think there was some voice affectation, but not much. 

 


 

Why does that remind me of South Austin’s mom?

I live in Chattanooga and we for decimated by an F3 that was 1,500 yards wide and 9 miles long. My neighborhood got hit hard and 4 houses down they are total losses. I’m extremely lucky and my only issue is we don’t have power.

I tell wife to not leave neighborhood today because she is going to run over shit but what do I know

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I didn’t tell you the best part. She works late and sits in driveway when she finally gets home and talks for 30 minutes and comes in and tells me something is wrong with her car. The time is 7:04 and Tirediscounters is .2 miles down the road and closes at 7


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At least it isn’t a quarter.

I don't even own a toaster.

56 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

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Sigh...this is typical. This was used for a piece of toast instead of the toaster.

 

and tell her she needs to do a better job scrubbing the cookie sheets. 

The real point is that the foil is much smaller than the pan and mostly unable to be used for anything else.

I’m glad y’all are focusing on the forest.

14 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

The real point is that the foil is much smaller than the pan and mostly unable to be used for anything else.

I’m glad y’all are focusing on the forest.

It’s enough for the toast though. And foil should be single use in almost all cases. Or can’t you afford to throw that 2¢ square away?

22 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

The real point is that the foil is much smaller than the pan and mostly unable to be used for anything else.

I’m glad y’all are focusing on the forest.

She's used to things being undersized.

1 hour ago, G650 said:

I don't even own a toaster.

or a microwave. we fucking get it.

Just now, Llogg said:

or a microwave. we fucking get it.

Man I wasn't even gonna bring that up.

49 minutes ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

The real point is that the foil is much smaller than the pan and mostly unable to be used for anything else.

I’m glad y’all are focusing on the forest.

I'm not the one worry about tin foil economics.

36 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

It’s enough for the toast though. And foil should be single use in almost all cases. Or can’t you afford to throw that 2¢ square away?

Nope.  Can't afford that.  We reuse foil all the time.  I was unaware it was designed in a single use format and that toast could ruin it from future use.  

2 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

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Sigh...this is typical. This was used for a piece of toast instead of the toaster.

Holy hell this is giving me virtigo. I can't tell if it's upside down, or standing up. 

16 hours ago, Clintonaldo said:

I live in Chattanooga and we for decimated by an F3 that was 1,500 yards wide and 9 miles long. My neighborhood got hit hard and 4 houses down they are total losses. I’m extremely lucky and my only issue is we don’t have power.

I tell wife to not leave neighborhood today because she is going to run over shit but what do I know

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I didn’t tell you the best part. She works late and sits in driveway when she finally gets home and talks for 30 minutes and comes in and tells me something is wrong with her car. The time is 7:04 and Tirediscounters is .2 miles down the road and closes at 7


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So. Which part was your fault. The nail in the tire? Discount Tire being closed by the time she shut up? or the Tornado?

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3 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said:

So. Which part was your fault. The nail in the tire? Discount Tire being closed by the time she shut up? or the Tornado?

yes

3 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

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Sigh...this is typical. This was used for a piece of toast instead of the toaster.

If you have a pizza stone, put it under the cookie sheet, preheat for 30 minutes, put a silicone baking pad under the aluminum foil, and parchment paper on top of the foil, pre-butter your bread, then you have some M'Fin toast.

1 hour ago, CycleTex87 said:

If you have a pizza stone, put it under the cookie sheet, preheat for 30 minutes, put a silicone baking pad under the aluminum foil, and parchment paper on top of the foil, pre-butter your bread, then you have some M'Fin toast.

You ridiculous dude, it’s toast. 

21 hours ago, Chewbacca said:
On 4/14/2020 at 5:00 AM, Sam Lin said:
What keeps you from grabbing one from the garage and plugging your shit back in?

Spite.

This is what all long term marriages are based on.  When you don't care enough about your wife to want to spite her then it's time to call it quits.

6 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

If you have a pizza stone, put it under the cookie sheet, preheat for 30 minutes, put a silicone baking pad under the aluminum foil, and parchment paper on top of the foil, pre-butter your bread, then you have some M'Fin toast.

Make sure it's artisanal butter.

16 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

That you churned yourself

Better not be a store bought churn either 

5 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Make sure it's artisanal butter.

Is that pronounced like "seasonal" or like when you do some butt fuckin

For the best toast, you have to start with a sourdough starter.  Preferably at least 10 years old and fed with stone ground flour and rain water.

Am I the only one who owns a toaster oven?

Edit:  I'll bet I am the only one who's wife deemed it necessary for us to own 2 microwaves.

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5 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

For the best toast, you have to start with a sourdough starter.  Preferably at least 10 years old and fed with stone ground flour and rain water.

And then toasted in the brick oven that you built in the backyard that's fired with wood cut from oak trees you planted as a child

5 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

For the best toast, you have to start with a sourdough starter.  Preferably at least 10 years old and fed with stone ground flour and rain water.

My cousin claims to have a starter from 1860.  I asked her how she knew. "That's what I was told."

23 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

And then toasted in the brick oven that you built in the backyard that's fired with wood cut from oak trees you planted as a child

Mine’s made from reclaimed wood from the deck of an old Spanish ship.

1 hour ago, Johnny Sack said:

We do our toast on the green egg

This is how you humblebrag, bitches.

1 hour ago, Jerry Callo said:

For the best toast, you have to start with a sourdough starter.  Preferably at least 10 years old and fed with stone ground flour and rain water.

Really the best rainwater comes from high in the Peruvian Andes.

2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said:

Mine’s made from reclaimed wood from the deck of an old Spanish ship.

Sunken reindeer hide from north of the arctic circle.

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

I get my toast delivered by doordash.

Our butler orders our toast on Doordash that Johnny Sack made on his Green Egg.  

And then toasted in the brick oven that you built in the backyard that's fired with wood cut from oak trees you planted as a child


This is the only stuff that I cook with.

On 4/14/2020 at 8:42 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I think there was some voice affectation, but not much. 

 

I never knew that was Fran Drescher.  

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6 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Damn it, Mitch.  I saw your avatar as "last posted" and rushed in here. 

Typically a rock solid strategy. 

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Wife just yelled at daughter for putting the broom somewhere she couldn’t find it. So I said, “Why, going somewhere?”

Points with daughter. No points with wife.

6 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Really the best rainwater comes from high in the Peruvian Andes.

I always heard it was from the rains in Africa.

Am I the only one who owns a toaster oven?
Edit:  I'll bet I am the only one who's wife deemed it necessary for us to own 2 microwaves.


You would be wrong.
10 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

For the best toast, you have to start with a sourdough starter.  Preferably at least 10 years old and fed with stone ground flour and rain water.

Starter must be fed by a cross fitting vegan.

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