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12 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah. The California impact in Austin has moved the needle and at this point outside of SEC states Subarus are not just for the lesbians anymore. Hell, my mom has one, and I'm pretty sure she isn't a lesbian. 

(Insert BE's mom joke here. I earned and I'll take it, like a man.)

We put the 16 year old in a Forester for the safety features. I was so impressed with it I traded my Yukon Denali XL in on an Ascent.  We do live in the snow belt.

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42 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Yeah. The California impact in Austin has moved the needle and at this point outside of SEC states Subarus are not just for the lesbians anymore. Hell, my mom has one, and I'm pretty sure she isn't a lesbian. 

(Insert BE's mom joke here. I earned and I'll take it, like a man.)

Your mom also takes it like a man. Wait what 

On 4/18/2020 at 9:32 AM, G650 said:

 

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Landscaping humblebrag is evident.

2 hours ago, Coyote said:

Yeah, not cool scratching the paint on your wife’s car.

Well done sir.

Watching with my wife, not 2 minutes ago, when espn did the State Farm “flashback” commercial.....I’ll give you one guess as to how that conversation went....

 

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I'm sure variations of this have happened in the last month for a bunch of you, but Saturday night the Chiefs/Texans playoff game was re-airing and was on the living room TV.  I was in and out with shit on the grill, not paying much attention but wife and son were watching.  I walk by with the Chiefs down 24-0 with the ball.

Me: We're gonna need Patrick Mahomes to be Superman here

Son: Yeah, need some points to get back in the game

Wife: Is this a replay?

 

Mrs. NAAL (chuckling):  Look, I bought a bottle of artisan water.

NAAL: That says artesian, not artisan.

Mrs. NAAL: Artesian, artisan...to-may-to to-mah-to.

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Mrs. NAAL (chuckling):  Look, I bought a bottle of artisan water.

NAAL: That says artesian, not artisan.

Mrs. NAAL: Artesian, artisan...to-may-to to-mah-to.

I'm going to have a fair, or an affair, what's the difference

8 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

I'm going to have a fair, or an affair, what's the difference

About 5 million dollars. 

17 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Mrs. NAAL (chuckling):  Look, I bought a bottle of artisan water.

NAAL: That says artesian, not artisan.

Mrs. NAAL: Artesian, artisan...to-may-to to-mah-to.

Mrs NAAL is just a flip of my brain from being Mrs ANAL 

On 3/21/2020 at 2:20 PM, Beau Vine said:

Wife decided that the next panic run we're going to have is on gas, so she went and filled both of our cars up.  I live a mile from my work and the last two months, I have driven once a week because of night class, so I have literally been driving 2 miles a week.  And now my car has 16+ gallons of gas in it, and at 30 MPG, that gas should last me about 6 months, which I'm sure is going to be really good for the engine.

I asked my wife when that panic run on gas is going to get here, now that we have negative oil prices.

She told me I was an asshole.

I asked my wife when that panic run on gas is going to get here, now that we have negative oil prices.

She told me I was an asshole.

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4 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Mrs NAAL is just a flip of my brain from being Mrs ANAL 

Potanal potahnal 

Wife called me from work and asked if I could run to the LGS to pick up some ammo for a co-worker and threw in the ‘but don’t buy anything else’ statement.

 

I laughed, she laughed, my new shotgun laughed.....

 

 

ETA, the co-worker gave her the $120 for it, guess who won’t see a dime of it......

8 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Mrs NAAL is just a flip of my brain from being Mrs ANAL 

Wait- they make MRS. ANAL? I thought it only was in the Ms/Miss model.

1 minute ago, NWBuck said:

Wait- they make MRS. ANAL? I thought it only was in the Ms/Miss model.

He’s been hiding in plain site.  I’m jealous 

Double post. Mea culpa.

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Just now, NWBuck said:

Wait- they make MRS. ANAL? I thought it only was in the Ms/Miss model.

You can say that again 

1 hour ago, BurntEyes said:

Hang on man.. I'm leary of going cloak, seeming like an ATF fanboi or something and glad you got a new shotty out of the deal but ...

Why did she need you to pick up ammo for a friend??? I'm... Confused as fuck.

Her side piece is going to kill the husband, obviously. 

Hang on man.. I'm leary of going cloak, seeming like an ATF fanboi or something and glad you got a new shotty out of the deal but ...
Why did she need you to pick up ammo for a friend??? I'm... Confused as fuck.

We live out in the sticks and the place here is the only one around that has 9mm Speer Gold Dot in stock. Just easier for me to drive 1 mile to get it while they are open and her take it into work for him than for him to drive 30 miles one way over the weekend to get it himself.

He has a carry permit, just like my wife and I, not worried about him being unable to legally purchase ammo.

I get what you’re sayin


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On 4/20/2020 at 1:37 PM, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

Mrs. NAAL (chuckling):  Look, I bought a bottle of artisan water.

NAAL: That says artesian, not artisan.

Mrs. NAAL: Artesian, artisan...to-may-to to-mah-to.

She may not know much about water, but she apparently knows what she likes.

9 minutes ago, Flg8rfan said:


We live out in the sticks and the place here is the only one around that has 9mm Speer Gold Dot in stock. Just easier for me to drive 1 mile to get it while they are open and her take it into work for him than for him to drive 30 miles one way over the weekend to get it himself.

He has a carry permit, just like my wife and I, not worried about him being unable to legally purchase ammo.

I get what you’re sayin


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Speer 9mm Gold Dots you say? And they’re in stock?

I’d like 10 boxes of 124 grain preferably, but the 147 will do. Cashier’s check is in the mail. :)

 

Speer 9mm Gold Dots you say? And they’re in stock?
I’d like 10 boxes of 124 grain preferably, but the 147 will do. Cashier’s check is in the mail. [emoji4]
 

Yup. $30 a box, no wonder they have plenty on the shelf

That’s about $6 or $7 above the usual price, but not too outlandish.

 

We've been catching up on the last few seasons of South Park lately.

Wife: "Were Strong Woman's quintuplets naturally conceived?"

Me: "You know this is a cartoon, right?"

8 hours ago, Flg8rfan said:

ETA, the co-worker gave her the $120 for it, guess who won’t see a dime of it......

The gun store?

7 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

Hang on man.. I'm leary of going cloak, seeming like an ATF fanboi or something and glad you got a new shotty out of the deal but ...

Why did she need you to pick up ammo for a friend??? I'm... Confused as fuck.

Is this odd? We have a fairly large group that regularly pools ammo orders to combine shipping or get quantity discounts. There's a lot of "friend of a friend" volume in our orders.

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Her side piece is going to kill the husband, obviously. 

That's what the new shotgun is for.

Text convo... 

Mrs NAAL: Are you messing with the lights?

Mrs NAAL: We don't have internet and I don't want them staying like that!!!!!

NAAL: How would I be messing with the lights if there is no internet?

Mrs NAAL: From work on your phone

NAAL: Yes, but there has to be internet at home for me to control them from my phone...

NAAL: What are they doing?

Mrs NAAL: Ok so the light just turned to yellow then off then to bright again? 

Mrs NAAL: By itself 

Mrs NAAL: Just got done cooking dinner

NAAL: Turn it off for 10 or 15 seconds and turn it back on.

NAAL: spacer.png

NAAL: They aren't connected to the internet, so I can't control them from the internet.

True story.

 

That is a "share" by my wife.

The yellow rose avatar is my M-I-L.

I commented that same thing last night & my wife deleted it, so I RE-commented just now.

 

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2 minutes ago, mulletpelini said:

asshole

& I wouldn't have it any other way.

On 4/17/2020 at 8:10 AM, Hate said:

This is a blessing in disguise.  You get to leave the house for at least a few hours.  Take a cooler with you.  Find a park to hang out with while maintaining proper social distancing and just sit back for a few hours.  Tell your wife there must have been a run on microwaves and that you had to go to at least 4 or 5 stores to find the one she wants.  Tell her that it was weird and frightening to be out in the real world with only a little mask to prevent you from catching your death, but you were willing to risk it so that she could re-heat leftovers.  Maybe you can turn this into some sexy time. 

Yeah, you went too far. It was a good thought though.

10 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

 

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NAAL: They aren't connected to the internet, so I can't control them from the internet.

I want to know what's going on in Amelia's Room.

40 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I want to know what's going on in Amelia's Room.

She’s breaking someone’s heart and shaking their confidence. 

41 minutes ago, tejas60 said:

I want to know what's going on in Amelia's Room.

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11 hours ago, ROFL BOX said:

True story.

 

That is a "share" by my wife.

The yellow rose avatar is my M-I-L.

I commented that same thing last night & my wife deleted it, so I RE-commented just now.

 

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TONE.

She’s breaking someone’s heart and shaking their confidence. 

That’s Cecelia’s room. She lives next door.
17 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


That’s Cecelia’s room. She lives next door.

If we can’t take liberties with song lyrics, then what the hell are we even doing here?

21 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


That’s Cecelia’s room. She lives next door.

Yep. Cecilia is upstairs in the bedroom. Great song. 
Amelia, by Joni Mitchell, is turrbull. As is everything by Joni Mitchell. 

4 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Waiting for boob pics?

There’s a thread for that. 

 

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