November 11, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said: I just checked and there is a slow cooking option that can be used with the optional glass lid. I wasn’t going to be able to let that go... https://instantpot.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/InstantPot-IP-LUX-Manual-English-v2-web.pdf Happy to admit when I’m wrong, like I said, certainly no expert on the thing. But that still leaves the question of why it wasn’t cooked after 12 hours?
November 11, 20205 yr Happy to admit when I’m wrong, like I said, certainly no expert on the thing. But that still leaves the question of why it wasn’t cooked after 12 hours?Did you check to see if she even plugged it in or turned it on?
November 11, 20205 yr Just now, General Specific said: Did you check to see if she even plugged it in or turned it on? It’s not my wife with the uncooked pot roast, I’m just speculating on the situation. That’s for TKthunder2 to figure out.
November 11, 20205 yr 3 minutes ago, General Specific said: Did you check to see if she even plugged it in or turned it on? It was hardwired to the dishwasher.
November 11, 20205 yr 12 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: It was hardwired to the dishwasher. You son of a bitch.
November 11, 20205 yr 2 hours ago, TKthunder2 said: I just checked and there is a slow cooking option that can be used with the optional glass lid. I wasn’t going to be able to let that go... https://instantpot.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/InstantPot-IP-LUX-Manual-English-v2-web.pdf "The Instant Pot® tempered glass lid with steam vent and stainless steel rim and handle is designed for use with the Instant Pot multi-use programmable pressure cooker. Ideal for when your cooker goes into the Keep Warm mode and when using the Sauté and Slow Cook programs." I'm sure your wife read the instructions and this was used correctly. Why it didn't cook properly is truly inexplicable, but likely your fault.
November 11, 20205 yr I don't have an Instant Pot either but I did think this one needed more investigation. Why You Should NOT Use Your Instant Pot as a Slow Cooker Quote To further confuse matters, the Instant Pot also has three slow-cooker heat settings (not counting warm): less (180˚F to 190˚F), normal (190˚F to 200˚F), and more (200˚F to 210˚F). Those do not exactly correspond to the heat settings on most other slow cookers—although the “less” setting seems like it would be the same as low, it seems to run much slower. Instant Pot does have an auto-switch to warm, as does a traditional slow cooker. Edited November 11, 20205 yr by PantsTent
November 11, 20205 yr You son of a bitch.So that’s what the switch next to the sink is for? I was confused there for a mommy. /s
November 11, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, TKthunder2 said: Still here... We use our IP to do pot roast all the time, mostly so we could get the real crock pot out of the kitchen. That being said, in your case TKThunder, the vic mackey’s friends food thread is over there ——->
November 11, 20205 yr Still here...Your countertop to backsplash game is not strongBut seriously tho, I bet it’s delicious after having 2 days to soak in the juices
November 11, 20205 yr 2 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: Your countertop to backsplash game is not strong But seriously tho, I bet it’s delicious after having 2 days to soak in the juices Agree on the backsplash/counter, just moved here, waiting on permits from the City of Austin and we’re ripping it all out and adding about 1000sqft. I might have tried the roast, except it’s been off for the last 18 hours now so that’s a straight shot to food poisoning.
November 11, 20205 yr If you set it to pressure cook, but use the glass lid, after 12 hours, nothing will have happened.
November 12, 20205 yr Man, how many of you gave their wives their Surly credentials for this page? All of you? Instant pot talk not going away.
November 12, 20205 yr 4 hours ago, TKthunder2 said: Agree on the backsplash/counter, just moved here, waiting on permits from the City of Austin and we’re ripping it all out and adding about 1000sqft. I might have tried the roast, except it’s been off for the last 18 hours now so that’s a straight shot to food poisoning. Get a jump on the holidays and lose a quick 15lbs
November 14, 20205 yr I don’t have the glass lid, but if I wanted to slow cook something for whatever reason I’d just use the regular lid and lock the release valve open.
November 15, 20205 yr Wife has been telling me for months that she has a song in her head that she "heard in a commercial" but can't remember the name or singer and she wants my help. I try to get her to sing or hum it but she can't carry a tune and it just sounds like "da-da-da-da-da-da". Can't remember any words. She tells me "it's a classic 80s rock song. I think it was a one-hit wonder. The guy was in a jacket in the video." I played a bunch of 80s videos but none were it. Just now she ran in to tell me "I found it!"Are you ready? Yes, I'm serious.
November 15, 20205 yr Popular Post I am currently laying on the couch watching my wife take down Thanksgiving decorations and putting up Christmas decorations...Top that
November 15, 20205 yr I am currently laying on the couch watching my wife take down Thanksgiving decorations and putting up Christmas decorations...Top thatOur trees(yes 2) got put up Nov 1. I won’t do the outside until weekend after Thanksgiving. Then guess what. We are getting a real tree to put up.
November 15, 20205 yr Wife has been telling me for months that she has a song in her head that she "heard in a commercial" but can't remember the name or singer and she wants my help. I try to get her to sing or hum it but she can't carry a tune and it just sounds like "da-da-da-da-da-da". Can't remember any words. She tells me "it's a classic 80s rock song. I think it was a one-hit wonder. The guy was in a jacket in the video." I played a bunch of 80s videos but none were it. Just now she ran in to tell me "I found it!"Are you ready? Yes, I'm serious. Your wife rick-rolled you and you’re complaining to us about it?
November 15, 20205 yr 5 hours ago, shakahorn said: Your wife rick-rolled you and you’re complaining to us about it? Um, he Rick-rolled us.
November 15, 20205 yr This is more of a slow burn but I believe it qualifies. I do all the cooking in my house. My wife can follow a recipe if needed but it’s always best if we avoid that. Something she does do a lot of is provide unsolicited help in the kitchen. And usually it’s something I don’t want her to do. She never asks, she just does it. An example: last thanksgiving I was doing prime rib in the oven. I did the method where you cook it hot then let it sit in the over for a couple of hours. I killed the heat, announced to the room that nobody is to touch the oven, then went out back to tend to the turkey. Well, my wife must have not heard me because she noticed the oven was off and pulled the prime rib out. Trying to help, I get it, but don’t help me unless I ask. Other instances are more of an inconvenience - opening the smoker over and over to check on the meat (why? I don’t know), cutting into a steak before it’s had time to rest, adding dressing to a salad when I haven’t even started making dinner, etc. It’s always when I’m distracted or trying to finish up another portion of the meal. She’s trying to help but it drives me nuts and we have talked about it a bunch. She has been told to remain out of the kitchen unless I ask her to help. Well....last night a neighbor had given us a huge tomahawk ribeye. Beautiful steak. I decided to do reverse sear in the oven. The steak got to temp but I was a little late heating up the charcoal and they needed a few more min to get hot. Pulled the steak out of the oven, set it on the counter, then went to dump the charcoal. I come back inside and my wife is halfway through carving the steak. I cook steaks reverse sear all the time so I don’t know what compelled her to do this. It did not look pretty and, at least to me, was pretty obvious it wasn’t finished. I got pissed. But I’m the jerk because she was just trying to help. The steak wasn’t bad - just not very pretty to look at.
November 15, 20205 yr 1 hour ago, BearCountry11 said: This is more of a slow burn but I believe it qualifies. I do all the cooking in my house. My wife can follow a recipe if needed but it’s always best if we avoid that. Something she does do a lot of is provide unsolicited help in the kitchen. And usually it’s something I don’t want her to do. She never asks, she just does it. An example: last thanksgiving I was doing prime rib in the oven. I did the method where you cook it hot then let it sit in the over for a couple of hours. I killed the heat, announced to the room that nobody is to touch the oven, then went out back to tend to the turkey. Well, my wife must have not heard me because she noticed the oven was off and pulled the prime rib out. Trying to help, I get it, but don’t help me unless I ask. Other instances are more of an inconvenience - opening the smoker over and over to check on the meat (why? I don’t know), cutting into a steak before it’s had time to rest, adding dressing to a salad when I haven’t even started making dinner, etc. It’s always when I’m distracted or trying to finish up another portion of the meal. She’s trying to help but it drives me nuts and we have talked about it a bunch. She has been told to remain out of the kitchen unless I ask her to help. Well....last night a neighbor had given us a huge tomahawk ribeye. Beautiful steak. I decided to do reverse sear in the oven. The steak got to temp but I was a little late heating up the charcoal and they needed a few more min to get hot. Pulled the steak out of the oven, set it on the counter, then went to dump the charcoal. I come back inside and my wife is halfway through carving the steak. I cook steaks reverse sear all the time so I don’t know what compelled her to do this. It did not look pretty and, at least to me, was pretty obvious it wasn’t finished. I got pissed. But I’m the jerk because she was just trying to help. The steak wasn’t bad - just not very pretty to look at. That is rage inducing.
November 15, 20205 yr On 11/15/2020 at 11:05 AM, BearCountry11 said: This is more of a slow burn but I believe it qualifies. I do all the cooking in my house. My wife can follow a recipe if needed but it’s always best if we avoid that. Something she does do a lot of is provide unsolicited help in the kitchen. And usually it’s something I don’t want her to do. She never asks, she just does it. An example: last thanksgiving I was doing prime rib in the oven. I did the method where you cook it hot then let it sit in the over for a couple of hours. I killed the heat, announced to the room that nobody is to touch the oven, then went out back to tend to the turkey. Well, my wife must have not heard me because she noticed the oven was off and pulled the prime rib out. Trying to help, I get it, but don’t help me unless I ask. Other instances are more of an inconvenience - opening the smoker over and over to check on the meat (why? I don’t know), cutting into a steak before it’s had time to rest, adding dressing to a salad when I haven’t even started making dinner, etc. It’s always when I’m distracted or trying to finish up another portion of the meal. She’s trying to help but it drives me nuts and we have talked about it a bunch. She has been told to remain out of the kitchen unless I ask her to help. Well....last night a neighbor had given us a huge tomahawk ribeye. Beautiful steak. I decided to do reverse sear in the oven. The steak got to temp but I was a little late heating up the charcoal and they needed a few more min to get hot. Pulled the steak out of the oven, set it on the counter, then went to dump the charcoal. I come back inside and my wife is halfway through carving the steak. I cook steaks reverse sear all the time so I don’t know what compelled her to do this. It did not look pretty and, at least to me, was pretty obvious it wasn’t finished. I got pissed. But I’m the jerk because she was just trying to help. The steak wasn’t bad - just not very pretty to look at. I swear our lives are very similar One more drink and I would weep....silently , lonely, all consuming weeping Edited November 16, 20205 yr by nineliveslost drunk and stupid
November 16, 20205 yr I am currently laying on the couch watching my wife take down Thanksgiving decorations and putting up Christmas decorations...Top thatPics or that didn’t happen
November 16, 20205 yr I am currently laying on the couch watching my wife take down Thanksgiving decorations and putting up Christmas decorations...Top thatI did the same thing last weekend. You're late. (Pretty obvious why I have photo documentation.)
November 16, 20205 yr 22 hours ago, BearCountry11 said: This is more of a slow burn but I believe it qualifies. I do all the cooking in my house. My wife can follow a recipe if needed but it’s always best if we avoid that. Something she does do a lot of is provide unsolicited help in the kitchen. And usually it’s something I don’t want her to do. She never asks, she just does it. An example: last thanksgiving I was doing prime rib in the oven. I did the method where you cook it hot then let it sit in the over for a couple of hours. I killed the heat, announced to the room that nobody is to touch the oven, then went out back to tend to the turkey. Well, my wife must have not heard me because she noticed the oven was off and pulled the prime rib out. Trying to help, I get it, but don’t help me unless I ask. Other instances are more of an inconvenience - opening the smoker over and over to check on the meat (why? I don’t know), cutting into a steak before it’s had time to rest, adding dressing to a salad when I haven’t even started making dinner, etc. It’s always when I’m distracted or trying to finish up another portion of the meal. She’s trying to help but it drives me nuts and we have talked about it a bunch. She has been told to remain out of the kitchen unless I ask her to help. Well....last night a neighbor had given us a huge tomahawk ribeye. Beautiful steak. I decided to do reverse sear in the oven. The steak got to temp but I was a little late heating up the charcoal and they needed a few more min to get hot. Pulled the steak out of the oven, set it on the counter, then went to dump the charcoal. I come back inside and my wife is halfway through carving the steak. I cook steaks reverse sear all the time so I don’t know what compelled her to do this. It did not look pretty and, at least to me, was pretty obvious it wasn’t finished. I got pissed. But I’m the jerk because she was just trying to help. The steak wasn’t bad - just not very pretty to look at. dude fuck that
November 16, 20205 yr 13 hours ago, Teddyballgame said: Dark pic So... she goes with the full bush, eh?
November 16, 20205 yr This is more of a slow burn but I believe it qualifies. I do all the cooking in my house. My wife can follow a recipe if needed but it’s always best if we avoid that. Something she does do a lot of is provide unsolicited help in the kitchen. And usually it’s something I don’t want her to do. She never asks, she just does it. An example: last thanksgiving I was doing prime rib in the oven. I did the method where you cook it hot then let it sit in the over for a couple of hours. I killed the heat, announced to the room that nobody is to touch the oven, then went out back to tend to the turkey. Well, my wife must have not heard me because she noticed the oven was off and pulled the prime rib out. Trying to help, I get it, but don’t help me unless I ask. Other instances are more of an inconvenience - opening the smoker over and over to check on the meat (why? I don’t know), cutting into a steak before it’s had time to rest, adding dressing to a salad when I haven’t even started making dinner, etc. It’s always when I’m distracted or trying to finish up another portion of the meal. She’s trying to help but it drives me nuts and we have talked about it a bunch. She has been told to remain out of the kitchen unless I ask her to help. Well....last night a neighbor had given us a huge tomahawk ribeye. Beautiful steak. I decided to do reverse sear in the oven. The steak got to temp but I was a little late heating up the charcoal and they needed a few more min to get hot. Pulled the steak out of the oven, set it on the counter, then went to dump the charcoal. I come back inside and my wife is halfway through carving the steak. I cook steaks reverse sear all the time so I don’t know what compelled her to do this. It did not look pretty and, at least to me, was pretty obvious it wasn’t finished. I got pissed. But I’m the jerk because she was just trying to help. The steak wasn’t bad - just not very pretty to look at. Tell your wife that you’ve decided to drop your life insurance. She’s obviously trying to raise your blood pressure to heart attack/aneurysm levels. Perhaps she’ll stop if there’s no financial reward.
November 16, 20205 yr On 11/14/2020 at 7:17 PM, Fudbelty said: Our trees(yes 2) got put up Nov 1. I won’t do the outside until weekend after Thanksgiving. Then guess what. We are getting a real tree to put up. 21 hours ago, BearSchlong said: I did the same thing last weekend. You're late. (Pretty obvious why I have photo documentation.) Maybe I’m missing the sarcasm with these replies (or overly stating the obvious?), but I thought the point of @Teddyballgame’s post was not Christmas decorations going up early, but rather Thanksgiving decorations coming down before the holiday even occurred. Truly remarkable, the female brain is...
November 17, 20205 yr 20 hours ago, SuperSport said: Maybe I’m missing the sarcasm with these replies (or overly stating the obvious?), but I thought the point of @Teddyballgame’s post was not Christmas decorations going up early, but rather Thanksgiving decorations coming down before the holiday even occurred. Truly remarkable, the female brain is... Yes this what caught me off guard. My wife probably like every other wife has many storage bins for all of her holiday decorations..normal procedure is wait until after holiday and rinse and repeat. She jumped the gun this year. The one exception is tree will stay up until February if I don’t say anything. Over under is feb 4 for tree coming down
November 17, 20205 yr 16 minutes ago, Teddyballgame said: Yes this what caught me off guard. My wife probably like every other wife has many storage bins for all of her holiday decorations..normal procedure is wait until after holiday and rinse and repeat. She jumped the gun this year. The one exception is tree will stay up until February if I don’t say anything. Over under is feb 4 for tree coming down Looks at phone...Checks date of Super Bowl...adds 1 week...Checks Covid...Assumes NFL will try to stay on schedule but adds another week... Happy Valentine's Day!!! Breh!!!!
November 17, 20205 yr 27 minutes ago, Teddyballgame said: Yes this what caught me off guard. My wife probably like every other wife has many storage bins for all of her holiday decorations..normal procedure is wait until after holiday and rinse and repeat. She jumped the gun this year. The one exception is tree will stay up until February if I don’t say anything. Over under is feb 4 for tree coming down I’m with your wife. Mine stays up year-round.
November 18, 20205 yr On 11/16/2020 at 4:04 PM, Lone Star Horn said: not mine, but had to post She's not hot enough to be that stupid.
November 18, 20205 yr Popular Post Good one yesterday morning. Every week my wife asks me to buy a gallon of oat milk for her coffee. I don't like it, so I buy a pint of whole milk for my coffee. I was on the phone in the morning and accidentally grabbed the oat milk out of the fridge and poured it into my coffee. Which precipitated the following exchange: Me: "Do you want to take my coffee. I used oat milk by accident. I'll make another cup for myself." Wife: "No, I like the whole milk in my coffee." Me: "Then why do we buy the oat milk for your coffee?" Wife: "Well, I like to have the oat milk because we always run out of the whole milk." Me: "So how about I just buy more whole milk and no oat milk?" Wife: "Then what will I use when we run out of whole milk?" At this point I just walked out of the kitchen with my coffee. Oh, my wife is a doctor.
November 18, 20205 yr 35 minutes ago, eljinca said: Good one yesterday morning. Every week my wife asks me to buy a gallon of oat milk for her coffee. I don't like it, so I buy a pint of whole milk for my coffee. I was on the phone in the morning and accidentally grabbed the oat milk out of the fridge and poured it into my coffee. Which precipitated the following exchange: Me: "Do you want to take my coffee. I used oat milk by accident. I'll make another cup for myself." Wife: "No, I like the whole milk in my coffee." Me: "Then why do we buy the oat milk for your coffee?" Wife: "Well, I like to have the oat milk because we always run out of the whole milk." Me: "So how about I just buy more whole milk and no oat milk?" Wife: "Then what will I use when we run out of whole milk?" At this point I just walked out of the kitchen with my coffee. Oh, my wife is a doctor. How did you get a gallon container confused with a pint container?
November 18, 20205 yr 42 minutes ago, Nivek said: Milk/cream in coffee is disgusting. Sugar is slightly less awful. Dude, this thread is about wife stupidity. Wtf are you doing?
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