December 26, 20204 yr 22 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said: Tried to implement a one toy in, one toy out policy (donate or throw away) a while back, failed miserably. Never select a battle you cannot win. Yeah, I make the kids donate / throw away stuff every 1-2 months. We actually got rid of 2 trash bags of old toys - 1 to donate, 1 to toss. I just think it’s a shame that she buys toys, and we then turn around and donate / give it friends’ kids a year later. It’s clutter and a waste of money. I’d rather just get them LEGOs. They will play for hours and don’t get sick or them.
December 26, 20204 yr ROFL BOX,Back in my HS days (80s) we’d switch between Red Man and Levi Garrett. They came out with a LG “plug” around mid-80s and that was the go-to on the golf course!The days of metal spikes, persimmon woods, balata balls, and a chaw in your cheek! The days of HS golf growing up in SE Texas! When it was cooler temps, Wrangler jeans were allowed at my home golf course.
December 26, 20204 yr 18 minutes ago, msucolt45 said: ROFL BOX, Back in my HS days (80s) we’d switch between Red Man and Levi Garrett. I graduated HS in '85. Red Man? I simply thought that's what you did. I had rodeo family in Louisiana & I was trying to pick up on that connection.
December 26, 20204 yr I was watching an episode of Nova about Jupiter and there was footage of the Pioneer and Voyager launches. My wife was casually watching and asked "Were those manned missions?". When I just quietly said no, she said "Well, I mean, we didn't land there, right? I mean, were there people on the ships or whatever?". Another quiet "No" from me and that was that. It was hard to keep from laughing out loud but I was strong.
December 26, 20204 yr Idk. Seems unrealistic to expect 99.9% of females to know those details. I’d say props to her for at least being interested in your Nova nerdfest.
December 27, 20204 yr Young granddaughter (11) was overheard during Christmas swearing and talking sex and my wife kind of confronted our son-in-law about not "protecting" her from the Internet. She's not wrong, I think my daughter and her husband are too hands-off when it comes to their kids' use of the Internet, but Jesus Christ. Who was ever a parent whose style made everyone perfectly happy? It's life, it's ugly and difficult and raising kids is a nightmare. I walked in as the extremely awkward confrontation was wrapping up and just kind of escorted her away because she was not understanding at all that she was completely in the wrong. Daughter is very unhappy with us, which she should be. Not going to throw wife under the bus (a lifelong policy, we are a team especially when we fuck up) so I'm going to need to coach her into understanding how she crossed a line and how to smooth shit over. Fucking wives, man. I absolutely owe the son-in-law good bourbon after this is settled.
December 27, 20204 yr Popular Post interesting... I just assumed you were a raging asshole at all times because you are a total cocksucker on this board, and live to troll everyone taking the most assinine take on an issue. But I'll be damned if that post didnt imply that you are at least partially human.
December 27, 20204 yr 11 hours ago, bad_teammate said: Young granddaughter (11) was overheard during Christmas swearing and talking sex and my wife kind of confronted our son-in-law about not "protecting" her from the Internet. She's not wrong, I think my daughter and her husband are too hands-off when it comes to their kids' use of the Internet, but Jesus Christ. Who was ever a parent whose style made everyone perfectly happy? It's life, it's ugly and difficult and raising kids is a nightmare. I walked in as the extremely awkward confrontation was wrapping up and just kind of escorted her away because she was not understanding at all that she was completely in the wrong. Daughter is very unhappy with us, which she should be. Not going to throw wife under the bus (a lifelong policy, we are a team especially when we fuck up) so I'm going to need to coach her into understanding how she crossed a line and how to smooth shit over. Fucking wives, man. I absolutely owe the son-in-law good bourbon after this is settled. Son in law is banging your daughter like a screen door in a hurricane. He’ll be fine. Save your bourbon for yourself.
December 27, 20204 yr 12 hours ago, cactusflinthead said: Nah, he's still an asshole but, he's rarely wrong. Fixed. Quote Son in law is banging your daughter like a screen door in a hurricane. He’ll be fine. Save your bourbon for yourself. I mean hopefully she did to make up for my wife's inappropriate intrusion; would be her way of helping out the side. Edited December 27, 20204 yr by bad_teammate
December 27, 20204 yr Popular Post 17 hours ago, bad_teammate said: Not going to throw wife under the bus (a lifelong policy, we are a team user name does not check out.
December 27, 20204 yr 8 minutes ago, Anastasis said: user name does not check out. Me when I post something and people I don't recognize talk about how horrible I am.
December 28, 20204 yr On 12/8/2020 at 9:08 PM, Kennythetiger said: I got my mind on my money and my money on my mind. My ex is from England, so she has that as an excuse for how she thought the words were "rollin' down the street, smokin' and/or sippin' on gin & juice." With the "and/or" heavily emphasized. I guess it's strictly true, as Mr Dogg by no means felt compelled himself to stick to just one of those activities at any given time. Sometimes he would be smokin', other times sippin', and then you had the third way -- both.
January 2, 20214 yr So our car was stolen this week. My wife was convinced the thieves moved one car about 3 feet and stole the other. She drove both cars. When I asked her where the keys were she produced both sets from one car.
January 2, 20214 yr Our white car was stolen the other night, from our driveway. Since my wife drove both cars last, I asked her where the keys were. She found both sets of keys to one car in her purse. Not so much for the black car. The car stolen was parked in front of the other car. She was convinced they must have moved the black car, and then parked it back into our driveway but leaving a large gap. She was looking at photos our kid took after the theft to the current arrangement.Fortunately my son (9)left me with this;Yes, I said my son. He looks more like her, but that humor was all me.
January 2, 20214 yr Watching a TV show yesterday, a character had his larynx removed. Wife says “I just don’t understand how he can live without being able to talk.” Never bit my tongue so hard........
January 3, 20214 yr Not that it helps make any sense, but modern thieves rarely need a car's key to steal it.
January 4, 20214 yr At a traffic light today near a restaurant our family likes: W: Hey, didn’t your dad say that place was closed? M: He said they were going to close tomorrow for a while to remodel after the holiday season. W: But look, people are eating there right now!!!
January 5, 20214 yr On 12/24/2020 at 4:54 PM, blacklab said: Wife: What color should I paint the fence boards? Me: Get some stain that matches the current fence. Reveal hidden contents Whitewash? Is your wife Tom Sawyer?
January 8, 20214 yr On 12/25/2020 at 7:53 PM, ShaggyBevo RIP said: I have previously posted the question of is 'decluttering' a circular cycle? Has decluttering ever happened without adding clutter elsewhere and the non participatory spouse blamed for the clutter at the newly cluttered location? What percentage of 'decluttered' items end up back in at their origin point within a year? So once a month??
January 8, 20214 yr On 12/26/2020 at 1:45 PM, 956 Worldwide said: Tried to implement a one toy in, one toy out policy (donate or throw away) a while back, failed miserably. Never select a battle you cannot win. Doesn’t compute with South Austin’s mom Edited January 8, 20214 yr by Trey3216
January 8, 20214 yr 5 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Divorce works wonders for decluttering 135 pounds of junk just disappears.
January 8, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Divorce works wonders for decluttering Having your shit thrown on the lawn really helps you realize what things are important
January 8, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: Having your shit thrown on the lawn really helps you realize what things are important
January 10, 20214 yr Popular Post Thank God not my wife, but a wife at the zoo today, talking to her kid while we visited the herpetarium: ”Snakes don’t have bones. They have exoskeletons, their skin is like their bones. They have to shed it when it gets too rigid.” Very, very hard not to go over and tell the kid not to listen to his mom, ever.
January 11, 20214 yr Popular Post This weekend, my wife wanted to bake a few casseroles for some families who are sick. Needed a lot of garlic and didn't want to chop it. She sent me to the store with a list that included "Minced Garlic - Jar". I got everything she needed and sat down to watch one of the games, and then this ensues; Her - "Babe - I wanted the garlic in plastic squeeze bottle!" Me - "You literally wrote the word JAR on the list". Her - "Well, for future reference, if I say jar, I want the the plastic squeeze bottle."
January 11, 20214 yr 43 minutes ago, Reagan1k said: This weekend, my wife wanted to bake a few casseroles for some families who are sick. Needed a lot of garlic and didn't want to chop it. She sent me to the store with a list that included "Minced Garlic - Jar". I got everything she needed and sat down to watch one of the games, and then this ensues; Her - "Babe - I wanted the garlic in plastic squeeze bottle!" Me - "You literally wrote the word JAR on the list". Her - "Well, for future reference, if I say jar, I want the the plastic squeeze bottle." Yeah you fucking moron.
January 11, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: For future reference, if I say you look nice, I want a blow job.
January 11, 20214 yr 19 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: FWIW, Garlic in a jar is a hate crime. Agreed, but it was her dish and I wasn't eating it. Not my circus.......
January 11, 20214 yr 36 minutes ago, Reagan1k said: Agreed, but it was her dish and I wasn't eating it. Not my circus....... You married it, so technically...
January 11, 20214 yr Agreed, but it was her dish and I wasn't eating it. Not my circus.......Did you not light the “Unity Candle” with you wife? From that moment on, it’s always your circus! Now, you may not be the main show in this circumstance...It’s Surly, so you have a beard, DDs and can twirl plate with your “trunk”!
January 11, 20214 yr 46 minutes ago, General Specific said: Then WTF is garlic from a squeeze tube? A pretty good prank idea if label swapped for toothpaste?
January 11, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Incredulity said: You married it, so technically... Maybe if he ate her dish more often there would be less garlic miscommunication in their marriage.
January 11, 20214 yr 52 minutes ago, General Specific said: Then WTF is garlic from a squeeze tube? A hate crime with aggravating circumstances?
January 11, 20214 yr 7 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: For future reference, if I say you look nice, I want a blow job. And that dress makes you look fat.
January 12, 20214 yr Popular Post Her: This virus is spreading like Wildflower! Me: Like what? Her: Is that not right?
January 12, 20214 yr On 1/11/2021 at 9:02 AM, Sam Lin said: A pretty good prank idea if label swapped for toothpaste? This is better - and, yes, I speak from experience.
January 12, 20214 yr 59 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: You married Trixie’s sister? I can confirm they aren't sisters but must be distant relatives. She is fluent. Over the years, I've just learned to understand and correct as little as possible while hoping she doesn't speak off the cuff too often in social situations.
January 12, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, PhillyD said: I can confirm they aren't sisters but must be distant relatives. She is fluent. Over the years, I've just learned to understand and correct as little as possible while hoping she doesn't speak off the cuff too often in social situations. Think she might be my wifes sister, especially after reading the social situations part. We use a lot of "Montreal" seasoning at home, so I cringe when she asks grocery store employees why they don't carry the large "Masterpiece" seasoning any longer.
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