March 1, 20214 yr Popular Post Boy's 2nd birthday today. Wife takes a ton of pics on her phone and sends them to me. Tells me to post on Facebook. I post. "Why are there never pics of me and him?"
March 1, 20214 yr Popular Post My wife: I just texted you a website that looks kind of suspicious, but they have really good deals on car seats. They are cheaper than I've ever seen them before, by a lot. Me: Googles qdwcz.com. Yeah it looks like this is a scam, don't buy anything from them. My Wife: Oh, it's too late, I already bought two.
March 1, 20214 yr 14 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said: My wife: I just texted you a website that looks kind of suspicious, but they have really good deals on car seats. They are cheaper than I've ever seen them before, by a lot. Me: Googles qdwcz.com. Yeah it looks like this is a scam, don't buy anything from them. My Wife: Oh, it's too late, I already bought two. The good news is you probably got some underage scat pics in that deal.
March 1, 20214 yr My wife: I just texted you a website that looks kind of suspicious, but they have really good deals on car seats. They are cheaper than I've ever seen them before, by a lot. Me: Googles qdwcz.com. Yeah it looks like this is a scam, don't buy anything from them. My Wife: Oh, it's too late, I already bought two.Look who’s waiting 7-10 days for a new credit card...
March 1, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Colonel Sanders said: My wife: I just texted you a website that looks kind of suspicious, but they have really good deals on car seats. They are cheaper than I've ever seen them before, by a lot. Me: Googles qdwcz.com. Yeah it looks like this is a scam, don't buy anything from them. My Wife: Oh, it's too late, I already bought two. Because if there’s any place you want to maximize your savings, it’s car seats.
March 1, 20214 yr 19 minutes ago, OrangEngr said: Because if there’s any place you want to maximize your savings, it’s car seats. Wives amirite?
March 1, 20214 yr On 2/27/2021 at 3:50 PM, Nivek said: Of course she is married. Notice how she couldn't admit she was wrong? My parents divorced in 1973 and the next time I hear my mom admit she was wrong will be the first. This is an actual quote: “I may have made mistakes but I was never wrong at the time.” I don’t support my dad dumping her but I sort of understand.
March 1, 20214 yr On 2/27/2021 at 12:02 PM, Post Oak said: Bless her heart. Btw I fucking love my battery organizer and tester. I'm a dork I just drop them. If the bounce/flip they are depleted. If they have a dampened response they are good.
March 1, 20214 yr 15 hours ago, NorthLoop said: Boy's 2nd birthday today. Wife takes a ton of pics on her phone and sends them to me. Tells me to post on Facebook. I post. "Why are there never pics of me and him?" Avatar checks out
March 1, 20214 yr 15 hours ago, NorthLoop said: Boy's 2nd birthday today. Wife takes a ton of pics on her phone and sends them to me. Tells me to post on Facebook. I post. "Why are there never pics of me and him?" Tell her “It’s him and me.”
March 1, 20214 yr 15 hours ago, NorthLoop said: Boy's 2nd birthday today. Wife takes a ton of pics on her phone and sends them to me. Tells me to post on Facebook. I post. "Why are there never pics of me and him?" Did she tell you that she did send some of him with his father?
March 1, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Nivek said: I just drop them. If the bounce/flip they are depleted. If they have a dampened response they are good. Well, that's a new one for me.
March 2, 20214 yr On 2/28/2021 at 9:22 PM, Colonel Sanders said: My wife: I just texted you a website that looks kind of suspicious, Me: Googles website. Yeah, it looks like this is 100% phishing & virus laden, don't click there. My Wife: Oh, it's too late, I already looked all over it to see what they were selling. That's how I got the website address to email over to you. I was looking for a different kind of punchline..
March 2, 20214 yr Tell her “It’s him and me.” I was surprised when I scanned up to see who posted this and it wasn't trashmaster
March 2, 20214 yr Mrs. Rox calls, on the way home from work: "What's for dinner?" Me: "Shrimp scampi / pasta thing... I'm adding xtra shrimp & pasta so it will feed 4." Mrs., goes to pan for serving herself: "Is there garlic in this?"
March 2, 20214 yr Thought that was a mythhttps://www.princeton.edu/news/2015/03/30/battery-bounce-test-often-bounces-targetiPad, and lazy. It works but it is non-linear and about as accurate as you might think.
March 2, 20214 yr Popular Post I was watching a documentary about the Titanic last night, the wife was on her phone and halfway watching it. They talked about Benjamin Guggenheim going down with the ship and how he was so wealthy. The wife says, "Well of course he was wealthy, he printed all of those bibles! Remember how we saw that big one in Washington, DC??".
March 2, 20214 yr I witnessed a ton of women doing stupid shit at my complex during the snowpocalypse: Pouring hot water on frozen wind shields Exposed fires on patios inches from door ways Scraping ice off cars with metal spatulas. Attempting drive out the exit which is up hill and so icy one can't walk up it without falling or sliding back down
March 3, 20214 yr 17 hours ago, MissingInAction said: I witnessed a ton of women doing stupid shit at my complex during the snowpocalypse: Pouring hot water on frozen wind shields Exposed fires on patios inches from door ways Scraping ice off cars with metal spatulas. Attempting drive out the exit which is up hill and so icy one can't walk up it without falling or sliding back down Which one was your wife?
March 3, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: Which one was your wife? All of the above. It was quite a time.
March 4, 20214 yr On 3/2/2021 at 9:08 PM, MissingInAction said: I witnessed a ton of women doing stupid shit at my complex during the snowpocalypse: Pouring hot water on frozen wind shields Exposed fires on patios inches from door ways Scraping ice off cars with metal spatulas. Attempting drive out the exit which is up hill and so icy one can't walk up it without falling or sliding back down Well if you had scraped the ice off the car she wouldn’t have had to use hot water or a spatula, would she?
March 4, 20214 yr I found that a spatula worked pretty good to scrape ice off of my windshield. Living in Houston we don't generally keep ice scrapers in the car. What should I have used otherwise?
March 4, 20214 yr 53 minutes ago, CycleTex87 said: I found that a spatula worked pretty good to scrape ice off of my windshield. Living in Houston we don't generally keep ice scrapers in the car. What should I have used otherwise? piss
March 4, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, Llogg said: CD jewel case works in a pinch. You must be younger than I am. We used to use cassette tape cases back before the invention of the CD
March 4, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, CycleTex87 said: I found that a spatula worked pretty good to scrape ice off of my windshield. Living in Houston we don't generally keep ice scrapers in the car. What should I have used otherwise? Plastic spatula is fine, it’s metal you don’t want to use. You can scratch your windshield to hell. Best is to get an early start, crank the heater up all the way on defrost, and use a brush to get rid of it after the shell stuck to the glass melts.
March 4, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, CycleTex87 said: I found that a spatula worked pretty good to scrape ice off of my windshield. Living in Houston we don't generally keep ice scrapers in the car. What should I have used otherwise? Credit cards work. Best to just let it warm up and melt.
March 4, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said: Plastic spatula is fine, it’s metal you don’t want to use. You can scratch your windshield to hell. Best is to get an early start, crank the heater up all the way on defrost, and use a brush to get rid of it after the shell stuck to the glass melts.
March 5, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, NWBuck said: That is the one and only movie my dad ever took me to see in a theatre. He loved it.
March 5, 20214 yr So, the youngest asked mom the other day if she could get him a safe. He's 10, so gotta protect that $38 he has for chores and leftover Christmas. This just came in: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L7U3SXW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_E52AZYC3KAS0SS342SYW?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1
March 5, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, CycleTex87 said: What should I have used otherwise? @Armybrat always used the cylinder from his phonograph to scrape the ice out his mule's eyes.
March 5, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, markstanco said: So, the youngest asked mom the other day if she could get him a safe. He's 10, so gotta protect that $38 he has for chores and leftover Christmas. This just came in: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L7U3SXW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_E52AZYC3KAS0SS342SYW?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 Son: I can't find the keys to my safe and I cannot remember the code or find the paper with the code written on it. Wife: I was cleaning up and I put them in a safe place. Dad: Where is that? Wife: I can't remember.
March 5, 20214 yr So, the youngest asked mom the other day if she could get him a safe. He's 10, so gotta protect that $38 he has for chores and leftover Christmas. This just came in: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L7U3SXW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_E52AZYC3KAS0SS342SYW?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1So now he has a great place to hide porn.
March 5, 20214 yr 10 hours ago, mininghorn88 said: Son: I can't find the keys to my safe and I cannot remember the code or find the paper with the code written on it. Wife: I was cleaning up and I put them in a safe place. Dad: Where is that? Wife: I can't remember. Obviously inside the safe would be the safest place
March 5, 20214 yr Credit cards work. Best to just let it warm up and melt. My defroster doesn’t get warm enough to melt a credit card.
March 5, 20214 yr 3 minutes ago, luke duke said: My defroster doesn’t get warm enough to melt a credit card. Give it to your wife. She'll have the credit card burning up in no time.
March 5, 20214 yr 22 hours ago, markstanco said: So, the youngest asked mom the other day if she could get him a safe. He's 10, so gotta protect that $38 he has for chores and leftover Christmas. This just came in: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01L7U3SXW/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_fabc_E52AZYC3KAS0SS342SYW?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1 Probably a little weird, but I would have loved one of those when I was ten.....and right after I discovered tits
March 7, 20214 yr Son: I can't find the keys to my safe and I cannot remember the code or find the paper with the code written on it. Wife: I was cleaning up and I put them in a safe place. Dad: Where is that? Wife: I can't remember.Reminds me of our safety deposit box at the bank. Wife set it up ~4 years ago. She has no idea where the key is. But she says that’s fine because she’s never put anything in it
March 8, 20214 yr 23 hours ago, SquishMitten said: Reminds me of our safety deposit box at the bank. Wife set it up ~4 years ago. She has no idea where the key is. But she says that’s fine because she’s never put anything in it Nothing safer than that!
March 8, 20214 yr 23 hours ago, SquishMitten said: Reminds me of our safety deposit box at the bank. Wife set it up ~4 years ago. She has no idea where the key is. But she says that’s fine because she’s never put anything in it Just cheaper to keep paying the rent rather than the cost to drill out the lock?
March 8, 20214 yr 16 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: Just cheaper to keep paying the rent rather than the cost to drill out the lock? Had one drilled the other day. $300.
March 8, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: Had one drilled the other day. $300. I had one drilled out on a office fire safe a few months ago that I bought, it was $125. What kind of lock was this for 300?
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