October 13, 20214 yr 6 hours ago, NorthLoop said: I wanna know how a person can be that allergic to poison ivy and not fucking know what poison ivy looks like. That's like a grown adult with a peanut allergy going "Snickers? Sure I'll try it." Hey man, Snickers are good. And if the EpiPen is about to expire anyways...
October 13, 20214 yr I wanna know how a person can be that allergic to poison ivy and not fucking know what poison ivy looks like. That's like a grown adult with a peanut allergy going "Snickers? Sure I'll try it." I’m so allergic to it I avoid all vine like plants like the plague.
October 13, 20214 yr 11 hours ago, luke duke said: No new pic, but we’re up to one doctor visit, one cortisone injection, three prescriptions, four days of bitching and zero sexytime.
October 13, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Fudbelty said: I’m so allergic to it I avoid all vine like plants like the plague. Yep. I end up getting that shit from my dog once or twice a year. Little fucker won't stay away from the fence lines thanks to squirrels and what not.
October 13, 20214 yr On 10/11/2021 at 9:44 AM, blacklab said: Update on stair color: Wife admitted since I spend more time on the first floor than anyone else since my office is there that she should listen to me when picking the color and she painted it yesterday to match the first floor. I'm really confused and don't know what to think about this. Let us know when you find out who she's banging.
October 13, 20214 yr No new pic, but we’re up to one doctor visit, one cortisone injection, three prescriptions, four days of bitching and zero sexytime. Coincidentally, this perfectly describes cooking with luke duke at the rodeo.
October 13, 20214 yr Coincidentally, this perfectly describes cooking with luke duke at the rodeo.Except the zero sexytime part.
October 13, 20214 yr Popular Post As I’ve mentioned before, momma is booster president for daughters HS VB team. Just had senior night and all went well. Homecoming parade was postponed this year so it’s still a month away. Guess what she wants to keep to decorate the float……
October 13, 20214 yr 23 minutes ago, Flg8rfan said: As I’ve mentioned before, momma is booster president for daughters HS VB team. Just had senior night and all went well. Homecoming parade was postponed this year so it’s still a month away. Guess what she wants to keep to decorate the float…… Does she really think in 30 days these will still have their full inflation & helium content?
October 13, 20214 yr Popular Post 25 minutes ago, Flg8rfan said: As I’ve mentioned before, momma is booster president for daughters HS VB team. Just had senior night and all went well. Homecoming parade was postponed this year so it’s still a month away. Guess what she wants to keep to decorate the float…… Those balloons will look like Armybrat's balls by the time the float is built.
October 13, 20214 yr Does she really think in 30 days these will still have their full inflation & helium content?Yes, one of the other gals took the rest home to keep them safe. All the guys (including myself) are just laughing.
October 13, 20214 yr Those balloons will look like Armybrat's balls by the time the float is built. Florida garage, I give them a week
October 13, 20214 yr Yep. I end up getting that shit from my dog once or twice a year. Little fucker won't stay away from the fence lines thanks to squirrels and what not. You probably should avoid having sex with it.
October 13, 20214 yr 59 minutes ago, Flg8rfan said: As I’ve mentioned before, momma is booster president for daughters HS VB team. Just had senior night and all went well. Homecoming parade was postponed this year so it’s still a month away. Guess what she wants to keep to decorate the float…… Would be a real shame if a random gust of wind caught those while the garage door was open and they floated away...
October 13, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, SuperSport said: Would be a real shame if a random gust of wind caught those while the garage door was open and they floated away...
October 14, 20214 yr Has anyone beaten the last mom when it’s come to VB snacks since your last update?
October 14, 20214 yr More of a vent, because similar exchanges happen far too often, but... (preface, son goes to HS 10 miles away on the way to wife's work, starts 30 minutes later than daughter, whose school is 1 mile away): Me: "I have a very important 8 am call tomorrow" Wife: (with severe tone) "So, I'm dropping both kids off tomorrow?!?" Me: "No, I can drop off May and be back in time" Wife: "No, I like dropping her off so I can see what's going on at school (i.e. gossip with the other mothers)" Me: WTF did you cop a tone if that's what you wanted all along?! Wife: (seemingly dumbfounded tone) "I was just asking?!" Cripes
October 15, 20214 yr On 10/13/2021 at 3:38 PM, Trey3216 said: Those balloons will look like Armybrat's balls by the time the float is built. You’ve seen AB’s balls? Interesting. Weird but interesting.
October 15, 20214 yr On 10/13/2021 at 11:30 PM, Wade said: More of a vent, because similar exchanges happen far too often, but... (preface, son goes to HS 10 miles away on the way to wife's work, starts 30 minutes later than daughter, whose school is 1 mile away): Me: "I have a very important 8 am call tomorrow" Wife: (with severe tone) "So, I'm dropping both kids off tomorrow?!?" Me: "No, I can drop off May and be back in time" Wife: "No, I like dropping her off so I can see what's going on at school (i.e. gossip with the other mothers)" Me: WTF did you cop a tone if that's what you wanted all along?! Wife: (seemingly dumbfounded tone) "I was just asking?!" Cripes Proof that tone is a reflex, not a considered choice.
October 15, 20214 yr Popular Post I don’t know if you guys realize this, but women establish dominance by asserting their opinion. It goes on between them naturally, as they all freely offer their opinion to each other. but for most of us, they have to solicit our opinion before they can assert their own. additionally, in the stairwell painting example above, he happened to have the same opinion as her. So she goes ahead and asserts dominance by asserting the opposite opinion and then later pivots back to what she really wants in a way that martyrs herself. So now she is both dominant and magnanimous. Martyrdom is another tent pole of womanhood as they compete with each other to see who can do more- like be booster president for a hs volleyball team AND also help with homecoming float decoration, for instance. I suspect that in time, the story about painting the house will become how blacklab wanted it painted like upstairs and she insisted on painting it downstairs. Edited October 15, 20214 yr by Pato del Muerto
October 15, 20214 yr 7 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: I don’t know if you guys realize this, but women establish dominance by asserting their opinion. It goes on between them naturally, as they all freely offer their opinion to each other. but for most of us, they have to solicit our opinion before they can assert their own. Actually an interesting insight, thanks PdM.
October 15, 20214 yr I don’t know if you guys realize this, but women establish dominance by asserting their opinion. It goes on between them naturally, as they all freely offer their opinion to each other. but for most of us, they have to solicit our opinion before they can assert their own. additionally, in the stairwell painting example above, he happened to have the same opinion as her. So she goes ahead and asserts dominance by asserting the opposite opinion and then later pivots back to what she really wants in a way that martyrs herself. So now she is both dominant and magnanimous. Martyrdom is another tent pole of womanhood as they compete with each other to see who can do more- like be booster president for a hs volleyball team AND also help with homecoming float decoration, for instance. I suspect that in time, the story about painting the house will become how blacklab wanted it painted like upstairs and she insisted on painting it downstairs. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
October 15, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said: I don’t know if you guys realize this, but women establish dominance by asserting their opinion. It goes on between them naturally, as they all freely offer their opinion to each other. but for most of us, they have to solicit our opinion before they can assert their own. additionally, in the stairwell painting example above, he happened to have the same opinion as her. So she goes ahead and asserts dominance by asserting the opposite opinion and then later pivots back to what she really wants in a way that martyrs herself. So now she is both dominant and magnanimous. Martyrdom is another tent pole of womanhood as they compete with each other to see who can do more- like be booster president for a hs volleyball team AND also help with homecoming float decoration, for instance. I suspect that in time, the story about painting the house will become how blacklab wanted it painted like upstairs and she insisted on painting it downstairs. Sometimes they're just being bitchy.
October 16, 20214 yr Stupid shit husbands and wives do. Had planned a short family trip and the budget carrier was the only one that flies to our destination. Wife was the one planning everything so she booked tickets. Cause of a family issue she had to fly home to help her mom but she insisted we go anyway. “Don’t worry, I’ll have lots of time there, I’ll check you in and send all the documents.” Morning of the flight she sends screenshots of the “you are checked in” screen but NOT the boarding passes. Did not have phone with her to send the actual passes. I pay the 20 buck “boarding pass reprint fee” for me and the kids. Stupid shit husbands do because I should have insisted she send me all the confirmation number and checked in on my own.
October 16, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said: Wife was the one planning everything so she booked tickets. Spoiler alert.
October 16, 20214 yr Honestly thought you were going to say tickets were for wrong days and/or destination
October 19, 20214 yr 11 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Which is "gently used", the wife or the cart? She's gently used since becoming a wife.
October 21, 20214 yr On 10/15/2021 at 10:33 AM, luke duke said: I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. You better ask your wife
October 21, 20214 yr 35 minutes ago, deadshank said: Opening cans of paint is hard. I'm sitting here trying to figure out how she did that. That's impressive.
October 21, 20214 yr It’s not too bad, actually. Mine would have used whatever power tool is blurry there in the back. She has a balls to the wall approach that is very hard on my equipment.
October 21, 20214 yr Popular Post 25 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said: She has a balls to the wall approach that is very hard on my equipment.
October 21, 20214 yr Opening cans of paint is hard. Somewhere, just off-camera, is a flathead screwdriver with a broken tip. Also within reach and hanging on the pegboard is a paint can opener key.
October 21, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said: Somewhere, just off-camera, is a flathead screwdriver with a broken tip. Also not shown, rubber mallet that's been destroyed by hitting the aforementioned screwdriver.
October 21, 20214 yr 25 minutes ago, RamjetFDO said: Somewhere, just off-camera, is a flathead screwdriver with a broken tip. Also within reach and hanging on the pegboard is a paint can opener key. She used the paint can key but worked it into the inside ledge on the can’s lid instead of the outside can lid edge. Didn’t read the instructions. This is the 2nd can she’s butchered. Of course, it’s my fault.
October 21, 20214 yr On 10/19/2021 at 11:18 AM, Trey3216 said: She's gently used since becoming a wife. Gently used by the husband, sure. By the other guy? Notsomuch.
October 21, 20214 yr 20 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said: Your wife has nice cans. Look pretty beat up to me
October 21, 20214 yr 25 minutes ago, NorthLoop said: Look pretty beat up to me Another botched procedure
October 22, 20214 yr It’s not too bad, actually. Mine would have used whatever power tool is blurry there in the back. She has a balls to the wall approach that is very hard on my equipment. Your married to South Austins mom?
October 23, 20214 yr Package from wife’s work came in the mail with a branded soft cooler. me - that’s looks like an odd shape wife - yeah it’s like a circular prism me - you mean a cone? wife - no, a circular prism /walks over and looks, it’s was a cylinder
October 23, 20214 yr 53 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said: Package from wife’s work came in the mail with a branded soft cooler. me - that’s looks like an odd shape wife - yeah it’s like a circular prism me - you mean a cone? wife - no, a circular prism /walks over and looks, it’s was a cylinder Kaleidoscope was the word she was looking for. She was close to speaking in Trixie and I've learned to translate.
October 23, 20214 yr 2 minutes ago, PhillyD said: Kaleidoscope was the word she was looking for. She was close to speaking in Trixie and I've learned to translate. Kaleidoscope is a witch of a word to spell. I recently did a deal with a company called kaleidoscope, and if it weren’t for autocorrect I would never spell that word correctly.
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