February 6, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Doc Reeves said: I’m watching some TV while cleaning up kid shit in the living room last night. Wife is with the 2, 4.5yo girls on our bed playing. I hear footsteps and my wife turns the corner with a pissed look on her face. My immediate thought is “Ugh, what have i done now….” Me: “Is everything OK?” Wife: “I’m fine. Don’t talk to me.” Me: “You sure? You sound upset” Wife: “YOUR daughter kicked me out of the fairy Forrest even though i was Queen and created the damn thing in the first place. It was MY fairy Forrest. I just can’t believe it, she obviously gets that from your side. I’m just not sure i can handle being in a house with 2 people who act so inconsiderate and just can’t sympathize with me after all the nice stuff I do and treat me like crap!” Me (calling from where i stood): “Daughter, did you kick momma out of the Fairy Forrest?” Daughter (who has no idea anything is wrong calls back): “Huh? No Dadda, I asked momma to get off the bed so i could make it nice for her because she is the best momma in the world and i love her and she is beautiful! Momma… where did you go??” Me: “Defiantly my side.” Did she have to pass the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops?
February 6, 20223 yr 22 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said: I thought about it, but i stayed outside with them and it was at night and only 65 or so degree's. And we could look inside and see that they were fine. I also called AAA and a couple of locksmiths, but it would have been about the same amount of time degree's? Really?
February 6, 20223 yr 12 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said: Did she have to pass the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops? Later tonight, he's gonna give it to the wife in the Lincoln Tunnel.
February 6, 20223 yr She just lost her mom. We’ve been.Oh man. Grief does make you crazy. I’m so sorry.
February 7, 20223 yr 49 minutes ago, Ag with kids said: There were 65 of them...duh. Did the 65 belong to the degrees?
February 7, 20223 yr Followed Mrs CL out to the farm this PM and this is how she left the gate. Obviously drive around it and didn’t learn a damn thing. Makes me kind of ragey. SMDH
February 7, 20223 yr I'm adding 'understanding how golf leaderboards and scoring works" to the list (along with the old standards like cardinal directions, thermostats, etc) of shit that the wife will never be able to figure out.... Watching Spieth melt down today " Well at least he went up one- he went from 14 to 15"
February 7, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said: Did she have to pass the sea of twirly-swirly gum drops? knowing my daughters imagination, probably worse
February 7, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, crimsonlonghorn said: Followed Mrs CL out to the farm this PM and this is how she left the gate. Obviously drive around it and didn’t learn a damn thing. Makes me kind of ragey. SMDH Gate is clearly on the drive. Counts as closed /mywife
February 7, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, nnm said: Did the 65 belong to the degrees? It was a smart ass comment. Duh.
February 7, 20223 yr Piece of advice my grandfather gave me when discussing fence-building: “Never make a gate so tight that your wife can’t open it.”
February 7, 20223 yr My wife hates buying groceries online ("they won't select the best produce"); does not want to plant meals ahead ("what if I change my mind Tuesday")... ...but she's just learned to love Hello Fresh meal-kit delivery. cognitive dissonance?
February 7, 20223 yr 40 minutes ago, 52-80 said: My wife hates buying groceries online ("they won't select the best produce"); does not want to plant meals ahead ("what if I change my mind Tuesday")... ...but she's just learned to love Hello Fresh meal-kit delivery. cognitive dissonance? Hey at least she has one hell of a green thumb if she can plant a meal and the vegetables be ready to pick on Tuesday.
February 7, 20223 yr I for one agree with the shitty delivery produce. Blows every time. Which is why she can go to the store and get it for me.
February 8, 20223 yr My mother in laws birthday is today. Father in law and wife discuss going out to dinner tonight. YESTERDAY, they agree to meet at 6:15 at a restaurant that is about 15 minutes from our house. It's currently 6:08 and she's just now wrapping her mom's birthday present.
February 8, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, crimsonlonghorn said: My mother in laws birthday is today. Father in law and wife discuss going out to dinner tonight. YESTERDAY, they agree to meet at 6:15 at a restaurant that is about 15 minutes from our house. It's currently 6:08 and she's just now wrapping her mom's birthday present. My wife's grasp, or lack thereof, of the space/time continuum is comical.
February 8, 20223 yr 1 hour ago, crimsonlonghorn said: My mother in laws birthday is today. Father in law and wife discuss going out to dinner tonight. YESTERDAY, they agree to meet at 6:15 at a restaurant that is about 15 minutes from our house. It's currently 6:08 and she's just now wrapping her mom's birthday present. At least she already bought the present
February 8, 20223 yr Popular Post On 2/6/2022 at 12:09 PM, Doc Reeves said: I’m watching some TV while cleaning up kid shit in the living room last night. Wife is with the 2, 4.5yo girls on our bed playing. I hear footsteps and my wife turns the corner with a pissed look on her face. My immediate thought is “Ugh, what have i done now….” Me: “Is everything OK?” Wife: “I’m fine. Don’t talk to me.” Me: “You sure? You sound upset” Wife: “YOUR daughter kicked me out of the fairy Forrest even though i was Queen and created the damn thing in the first place. It was MY fairy Forrest. I just can’t believe it, she obviously gets that from your side. I’m just not sure i can handle being in a house with 2 people who act so inconsiderate and just can’t sympathize with me after all the nice stuff I do and treat me like crap!” Me (calling from where i stood): “Daughter, did you kick momma out of the Fairy Forrest?” Daughter (who has no idea anything is wrong calls back): “Huh? No Dadda, I asked momma to get off the bed so i could make it nice for her because she is the best momma in the world and i love her and she is beautiful! Momma… where did you go??” Me: “Defiantly my side.” OK, so I’m watching the girls tonight and we are playing on my bed and I love my daughter more than anything else in the world, but i have to be fair to my wife. She’s sorta being a bitch about the Fairy Garden
February 8, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, 52-80 said: My wife hates buying groceries online ("they won't select the best produce"); does not want to plant meals ahead ("what if I change my mind Tuesday")... ...but she's just learned to love Hello Fresh meal-kit delivery. cognitive dissonance? We order all our non plants/meats from Target drive up. I go pick it up while she watches the kids. Then I go to Market Street for the other stuff. In between in a two drink minimum stop at Lion and Crown
February 8, 20223 yr Honestly, if you aren't experiencing micro-aggressions between you & the spouse, are you even married?
February 8, 20223 yr 1 minute ago, ROFL BOX said: You sure about that one? Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk Yeah but someone commented about it right after so I figured fuck it
February 8, 20223 yr I'm adding 'understanding how golf leaderboards and scoring works" to the list (along with the old standards like cardinal directions, thermostats, etc) of shit that the wife will never be able to figure out.... Watching Spieth melt down today " Well at least he went up one- he went from 14 to 15" How many times has she asked you "Why are they punting? Don't they get 4 chances to get 10 yards?"Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk
February 8, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, ROFL BOX said: How many times has she asked you "Why are they punting? Don't they get 4 chances to get 10 yards?" Sent from my SM-A326U1 using Tapatalk Haven't heard that one but this conversation has happened a few hundred times... "They're not tackling right" "Thats because they're on offense and should be blocking " "Blocking....tackling...whatever!"
February 8, 20223 yr Popular Post Got home last night to find the wife intently studying her Ipad. I don't pay much attention for the first 20-30 minutes, but then I have to ask... "Honey, what are you studying over there?" Wife: "I shopping for mini horses." Me: "Oh...wait, what the fuck did you just say?" Wife: "I really want a horse, but I know we don't really have the space for one, so I am looking at mini horses." Me: "Uh, you realize we live in a gated subdivision in the middle of fucking Tampa, Florida don't you." Wife: "Yes, I understand that, but we are allowed to have small animals...that is why the horse in miniature."
February 8, 20223 yr You already have gates into your neighborhood, double up for a stable mr humblebrag
February 8, 20223 yr 11 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said: Got home last night to find the wife intently studying her Ipad. I don't pay much attention for the first 20-30 minutes, but then I have to ask... "Honey, what are you studying over there?" Wife: "I shopping for mini horses." Me: "Oh...wait, what the fuck did you just say?" Wife: "I really want a horse, but I know we don't really have the space for one, so I am looking at mini horses." Me: "Uh, you realize we live in a gated subdivision in the middle of fucking Tampa, Florida don't you." Wife: "Yes, I understand that, but we are allowed to have small animals...that is why the horse in miniature." our wives should never, ever, ever meet
February 8, 20223 yr On 2/6/2022 at 3:33 PM, TrashMaster G said: Later tonight, he's gonna give it to the wife in the Lincoln Tunnel. Aside from that, Mrs. Reeves, how was the tunneling?
February 8, 20223 yr 58 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said: Got home last night to find the wife intently studying her Ipad. I don't pay much attention for the first 20-30 minutes, but then I have to ask... "Honey, what are you studying over there?" Wife: "I shopping for mini horses." Me: "Oh...wait, what the fuck did you just say?" Wife: "I really want a horse, but I know we don't really have the space for one, so I am looking at mini horses." Me: "Uh, you realize we live in a gated subdivision in the middle of fucking Tampa, Florida don't you." Wife: "Yes, I understand that, but we are allowed to have small animals...that is why the horse in miniature." Horses are herd animals- make sure you get two.
February 8, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, ROFL BOX said: Honestly, if you aren't experiencing micro-aggressions between you & the spouse, are you even married?
February 8, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Trey3216 said: Aside from that, Mrs. Reeves, how was the tunneling? Knowing her, probably pedestrian.
February 9, 20223 yr Popular Post Apparently I was snoring the other night and she moved to the couch. She has super sensitive hearing so I may have been breathing heavy or maybe snoring. She told me that she had a dream that she divorced me because I snored and she then married someone else. She said they were horrible and she begged me to take her back. My response was to ask her if I said yes?
February 9, 20223 yr Friend of mine told me about this, and instead of starting a new thread, I figured this was a good place to put it. Now we have a matrix to go with the stories that are posted
February 9, 20223 yr 13 minutes ago, tx ind said: you just heard about that? go watch the video on youtube 10 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said: Does your friend live in 1998? I guess I'm way behind the times. Never heard of it.
February 9, 20223 yr I've watched the crazy/hot matrix way back when bub rubb and lil sis were making the whistles go wooooooooo BUT, I had never seen this until now. Pretty funny and to the point. I bet it applies to a not insignificant number of posters in this thread too. Edited February 9, 20223 yr by Hmbre97
February 9, 20223 yr 8 hours ago, Sam Lin said: Welcome to the internet. Your Geocities account awaits! Tom from Myspace welcomes you!
February 9, 20223 yr 12 hours ago, Mo Horn said: Friend of mine told me about this, and instead of starting a new thread, I figured this was a good place to put it. Now we have a matrix to go with the stories that are posted
February 9, 20223 yr 2 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said: Tom from Myspace welcomes you! Can I get to Myspace on Netscape?
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