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22 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said:

My wife does this. She had such an impossible order at Mcdonald's drive thru one time that I ended up with a sausage and cheese biscuit with mustard on it. I took one bite and threw the entire order ( hers included)out of the window I was so pissed. She didn't say a word.

 

*littering is wrong but I had a point to prove

I like mustard. I’ll bet that would’ve been pretty tasty. 

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1 minute ago, Al_4_ISU said:

That actually sounds pretty great 

1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

I like mustard. I’ll bet that would’ve been pretty tasty. 

Stay focused guys. All I wanted was an egg biscuit.

maybe you should have gone to Whataburger. 

mcdonald's? Jesus dude. 

1 hour ago, Clintonaldo said:

My wife does this. She had such an impossible order at Mcdonald's drive thru one time that I ended up with a sausage and cheese biscuit with mustard on it. I took one bite and threw the entire order ( hers included)out of the window I was so pissed. She didn't say a word.

 

*littering is wrong but I had a point to prove

 

On 5/30/2023 at 12:18 PM, tejas60 said:

maybe you should have gone to Whataburger. 

mcdonald's? Jesus dude. 

Lol. I'd rather eat at McDonald's these days. Whataburger is a shell of itself. 

1 hour ago, ztejas said:

Lol. I'd rather eat at McDonald's these days. Whataburger is a shell of itself. 

I hope you get food poisoning you blasphemous heathen.

On 5/30/2023 at 11:45 AM, Clintonaldo said:

Stay focused guys. All I wanted was an egg biscuit.

And she made it so that you got a sausage cheese biscuit with mustard and you fucking threw it out like an ungrateful ape? Fuuuuuck you.

If I take a bite of a sausage biscuit from McDonald's and there's fucking mustard on it that shit is going straight in the garbage. Might as well give it to me soaking wet with the mop water from the back. 

7 hours ago, ztejas said:

If I take a bite of a sausage biscuit from McDonald's and there's fucking mustard on it that shit is going straight in the garbage. Might as well give it to me soaking wet with the mop water from the back. 

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Lol. I'd rather eat at McDonald's these days. Whataburger is a shell of itself. 
I don't know if it's quite that bad yet, but is headed there.

And I'm tired of having to pull up and wait on order when I have already been waiting 15 minutes.

Me       What’s in the box from Chewy?

She      Scratch pads for the kittens

Me       Aren’t we having their claws removed?

She      Yes, but they still need something to scratch on

5 minutes ago, Budkudzu said:

Me       What’s in the box from Chewy?

She      Scratch pads for the kittens

Me       Aren’t we having their claws removed?

She      Yes, but they still need something to scratch on

There is no reasoning with someone who likes cats.

If they don’t have claws, why do they need a dedicated scratch pad? Won’t the furniture do?

Also, isn’t it considered barbaric to declaw your cats?

5 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Also, isn’t it considered barbaric to declaw your cats?

Yes it is, they remove the first joint on their paw.

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

I don't know if it's quite that bad yet, but is headed there.

And I'm tired of having to pull up and wait on order when I have already been waiting 15 minutes.

My uncle just politely keeps saying no thank you and stays put in front of the window.

On 5/30/2023 at 11:09 AM, Steel Shank said:

If'n I'm cooking Oreos, they're going in the air fryer


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46 minutes ago, Budkudzu said:

Me       What’s in the box from Chewy?

She      Scratch pads for the kittens

Me       Aren’t we having their claws removed?

She      Yes, but they still need something to scratch on

Don’t chop off your cats’ fingertips

1 hour ago, Sawbonz said:


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Don’t chop off your cats’ fingertips

Those little assholes were tearing up all the furniture - they're fine.  

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24 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

In some places it is illegal

 

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On 5/20/2023 at 2:53 PM, nbmishoid said:

My DIL is just the worst ever at this.  Not once has she ever ordered without multiple requested changes, in a this no that style that just drives everyone in hearing rage crazy.

She sounds like a vegetarian who eats Caesar dressing.  

On 5/20/2023 at 7:37 PM, Gil Bang said:

We can take a 2 hour car ride, and when we arrive at the destination, it still takes 5 minutes for her to get her shit together to get out of the car. 

Unless she can't find her shoe, which is somewhere in the car... 

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My wife just lost her entire purse in downtown Dallas.  

7 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

I don't know if it's quite that bad yet, but is headed there.

And I'm tired of having to pull up and wait on order when I have already been waiting 15 minutes.

The food isn't that bad. But worse than it used to be. My problem is waiting for 30 minutes to get someone else's order....

54 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

My wife just lost her entire purse in downtown Dallas.  

And this is why we can't have anything nice.

56 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

My wife just lost her entire purse in downtown Dallas.  

A scammer or thief has never set foot in Dallas. I'm sure a good Samaritan returned it to the nearest police station. 

6 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

There is no reasoning with someone who likes cats.

There was a nasty bitch in Kroger with her cat last week. Not only did the nasty heifer bring the cat into the store, but she also had the damn thing's pillow or bed in the cart, too! She was telling another lady that the cat basically had cat aids and had to go everywhere with her.  Cat people are crazy.

2 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

My wife just lost her entire purse in downtown Dallas.  

She just called and said that her ID and house keys were in the purse, so she thinks I should get the house locks changed.  

What do y'all think?  200 miles away, neither of us really ever carry cash, so I doubt there was more than $20 in her purse.  Would you change your locks if you wife did this?

Does she have a piece of paper in there where she wrote down all the passwords to your bankaccounts, credit cards, venmo, ticketmaster, Uber, etc? Cuz that is what I'd be worried about.

15 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

She just called and said that her ID and house keys were in the purse, so she thinks I should get the house locks changed.  

What do y'all think?  200 miles away, neither of us really ever carry cash, so I doubt there was more than $20 in her purse.  Would you change your locks if you wife did this?

Did you check Dallas Lost and Found?

20 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

She just called and said that her ID and house keys were in the purse, so she thinks I should get the house locks changed.  

What do y'all think?  200 miles away, neither of us really ever carry cash, so I doubt there was more than $20 in her purse.  Would you change your locks if you wife did this?

Nah just make the wife sleep closest to the bedroom door for a while.

5 minutes ago, Upgrayedd said:

Did you check Dallas Lost and Found?

Fucking comedians in here...

8 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Was her phone separate from the purse, or is she borrowing someone else's? 

Of course she didn't lose her phone, she probably didn't notice she dropped her purse because she was busy reading facebook.  

4 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Nah just make the wife sleep closest to the bedroom door for a while.

Just make her stay at home by herself for a couple of nights to see how things go. Take the kids on a staycation.

15 minutes ago, burntorangebongos said:

I may or may not have this piece of paper in mine so that is how I know you need to ask. Haha

Do you have a password notebook that you lost somewhere in your house, too?

1 minute ago, Brothahorn said:

Do you have a password notebook that you lost somewhere in your house, too?

Why would she need that when all of her passwords are Pa$$word1

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

She just called and said that her ID and house keys were in the purse, so she thinks I should get the house locks changed.  

What do y'all think?  200 miles away, neither of us really ever carry cash, so I doubt there was more than $20 in her purse.  Would you change your locks if you wife did this?

Yes - and I'd remodel the kitchen and get a Brazilian Ipe deck while you're at it. Maybe a pool, too. 

8 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

My uncle just politely keeps saying no thank you and stays put in front of the window.

If I'm the only one in line, or maybe 1 person behind me I do the same.  I couldn't care less about you trying to game your stats.  Especially if I didn't have a special order of any kind

Just now, uoftorange said:

If I'm the only one in line, or maybe 1 person behind me I do the same.  I couldn't care less about you trying to game your stats.  Especially if I didn't have a special order of any kind

I agree 100 percent, still doesn't keep me from yelling from the passenger seat that the cheeseburger with mustard only is his.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Would you change your locks if you wife did this?

Keep the locks and change wives. 

12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

She just called and said that her ID and house keys were in the purse, so she thinks I should get the house locks changed.  

What do y'all think?  200 miles away, neither of us really ever carry cash, so I doubt there was more than $20 in her purse.  Would you change your locks if you wife did this?

ID with address and keys gone together in downtown Dallas? That’s like a treasure map. Yep, change locks. 

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

My wife just lost her entire purse in downtown Dallas.  

Are you going to explain how this was your fault?

My wife cleaned the garage today while I was at work.  

 

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On 6/1/2023 at 11:34 AM, Grade of D as in David said:

My uncle just politely keeps saying no thank you and stays put in front of the window.

 

and that is a sure fire way to guarantee that the Whataburger staff spit on or worse to your food.

Just accept that when you place your order in the drive through lane and there are 4 cars ahead of you in line that take 5 mins each to be car order to be fulfilled... until you get to the window 20 mins later and they havent even started cooking your order yet. 

 

There was a nasty bitch in Kroger with her cat last week. Not only did the nasty heifer bring the cat into the store, but she also had the damn thing's pillow or bed in the cart, too! She was telling another lady that the cat basically had cat aids and had to go everywhere with her.  Cat people are crazy.
I once had a cat that got "cat aids". (I forget the actual name but they described it as "basically AIDS but for cats.)

By the time it has symptoms to even know this diagnosis, it's too late for the cat and it usually dies within 48 hrs.
10 hours ago, leaf said:

My wife cleaned the garage today while I was at work. 

Good luck finding all of your shit now.

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