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On 6/24/2023 at 6:43 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Did she grow up with a Dad around? If so, this is on him.

You're in a topic about women that don't think critically, don't remember shit and don't listen...yet you think it's my fault that my 2 daughters don't remember the shit that I told them? Fuck that, I did my part.

As I have told them many times: I have given you the information. What you choose to do with it is up to you.

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We lost power Friday night and were out of town all Saturday. When we came back that evening the power was still out (it had come back on at some point during the day before going out again, so luckily the freezer didn't defrost. Anyhow, I loaded up some coolers full of frozen meat and the kids to head to the inlaws and stick it in their freezer. Before we left I told my wife I was going to go to the bathroom. 

"The power is out. Are you sure you will be able to flush it?"

12 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

We lost power Friday night and were out of town all Saturday. When we came back that evening the power was still out (it had come back on at some point during the day before going out again, so luckily the freezer didn't defrost. Anyhow, I loaded up some coolers full of frozen meat and the kids to head to the inlaws and stick it in their freezer. Before we left I told my wife I was going to go to the bathroom. 

"The power is out. Are you sure you will be able to flush it?"

To be fair, if you’re in Austin, there’s a good chance the water is out too. 

8 hours ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

We lost power Friday night and were out of town all Saturday. When we came back that evening the power was still out (it had come back on at some point during the day before going out again, so luckily the freezer didn't defrost. Anyhow, I loaded up some coolers full of frozen meat and the kids to head to the inlaws and stick it in their freezer. Before we left I told my wife I was going to go to the bathroom. 

"The power is out. Are you sure you will be able to flush it?"

Power outages do create a toilet issue because my BioBidet 2000 in my master bath doesn’t work. Fortunately I have old school Neo 185s in the other bathrooms so I don’t have to dry-wipe like a savage. It is a hardship, though, because the Neos don’t have the heated seat or heated water. 

I do 95% of my driving around town where you can't swing a dead cat without hitting a gas pump.  Why would I want to sign up for more stops to fill up with gas?

Same. When my truck says low fuel I have about 50 miles to go. I’ll drive typically 30. I wish I had a 36 gallon tank, but few gas stations would let me fill up on a single card swipe.
Automatic windshield wipers are a nice option.

Windshield wipers are always flexing when the car floods.
20 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

Back in the day, my buddies and I used to enjoy just hanging out at the boat ramp under Loop 360 on Lake Austin on a Saturday afternoon and just watch the shenanigans as they happened.  Great entertainment.   

oh man, do i have a tiktok account for you:

https://www.tiktok.com/@creditcardcaptain

you ever had to use the outboard motors to help push you up the boat ramp?

 

If you know we pay the yard man $50 every time he cuts, why the hell would you Zelle him $500?! Even if you 'thought' I said $500, wouldn't you still verify? Well, not if you're my wife.

41 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

If you know we pay the yard man $50 every time he cuts, why the hell would you Zelle him $500?! Even if you 'thought' I said $500, wouldn't you still verify? Well, not if you're my wife.

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56 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

If you know we pay the yard man $50 every time he cuts, why the hell would you Zelle him $500?! Even if you 'thought' I said $500, wouldn't you still verify? Well, not if you're my wife.

Plowing costs a lot more than cutting

58 minutes ago, Brothahorn said:

If you know we pay the yard man $50 every time he cuts, why the hell would you Zelle him $500?! Even if you 'thought' I said $500, wouldn't you still verify? Well, not if you're my wife.

Stud fees. 

Plowing costs a lot more than cutting
Stud fees. 
Well, she needs to reimburse the house.

Wasn't sure which thread to put this in but decided this might be best

and.. I have to admit I did laugh. She's not wrong

 

It probably takes her 90 minutes to get out of her car before heading to the office/restaurant. 

4 minutes ago, General Specific said:

And 90 min. to get ready, and still be late!

look at her.....your being to kind

45 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

It probably takes her 90 minutes to get out of her car before heading to the office/restaurant. 

You’re making my eyelid twitch. 


Same. When my truck says low fuel I have about 50 miles to go. I’ll drive typically 30. I wish I had a 36 gallon tank, but few gas stations would let me fill up on a single card swipe.

Haven’t had any issues in my F150.

I bought mine used weeks before the pandemic kicked off, and was PLEASANTLY surprised to find it had the upgraded tank.  I can get a good month's commuting in before I have to refill the tank.  If I start hauling stuff, though, it will burn through it quicker.

Does anyone else's wife take a bite or a slice of a fruit and just put it back in the fridge without putting it in a ziploc or something similar?  There was just an apple with about 1/4 carved off of it (and a random bite) sitting in my fridge naked as the day it was born.  Just open to the air and getting brown.  I have told her how air works before, but she clearly still doesn't get it.

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My wife is trying to sell oldtoys on FB marketplace and immediately she stares getting messaged from people who don’t want to come pick up. They offer to use a “service” where they pay a courier for delivery plus the price, you go in and claim the cash, then a courier comes and get the item.  Anyway, she responded to about five of these and then went on and “verified” the payment and gave these fucking scammers access to online banking and debit card. She sent them even an account generated QR code so they could set up my bank app on their phone.
 

Luckily she used a local checking account I use to pay small bills and that never has more than about 1k sitting in it. But as of now I am trying to get back 300 bucks and also undoing a “minute loan” for about $7K and it’s a giant time suck. I am super fucking pissed. 
 

The best gotdam part— gmail WARNED her that these emails were fraud and not to click. But she said “the profile on FB was so nice! She was into crochet.”

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

My wife is trying to sell oldtoys on FB marketplace and immediately she stares getting messaged from people who don’t want to come pick up. They offer to use a “service” where they pay a courier for delivery plus the price, you go in and claim the cash, then a courier comes and get the item.  Anyway, she responded to about five of these and then went on and “verified” the payment and gave these fucking scammers access to online banking and debit card. She sent them even an account generated QR code so they could set up my bank app on their phone.
 

Luckily she used a local checking account I use to pay small bills and that never has more than about 1k sitting in it. But as of now I am trying to get back 300 bucks and also undoing a “minute loan” for about $7K and it’s a giant time suck. I am super fucking pissed. 
 

The best gotdam part— gmail WARNED her that these emails were fraud and not to click. But she said “the profile on FB was so nice! She was into crochet.”

Is this real? 

Just now, burntorangebongos said:

Is this real? 

Oh, it’s so fucking real. Unbelievable. She sent me these gotdamn scam emails and it’s textbook. The “Sender” has the name of a legit courier business but then if you look at the actual email address, it’s sketchy “@apple.com” masked addresses. 
 

I consider myself patient but I have smoke coming out of my ears. 

3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

My wife is trying to sell oldtoys on FB marketplace and immediately she stares getting messaged from people who don’t want to come pick up. They offer to use a “service” where they pay a courier for delivery plus the price, you go in and claim the cash, then a courier comes and get the item.  Anyway, she responded to about five of these and then went on and “verified” the payment and gave these fucking scammers access to online banking and debit card. She sent them even an account generated QR code so they could set up my bank app on their phone.
 

Luckily she used a local checking account I use to pay small bills and that never has more than about 1k sitting in it. But as of now I am trying to get back 300 bucks and also undoing a “minute loan” for about $7K and it’s a giant time suck. I am super fucking pissed. 
 

The best gotdam part— gmail WARNED her that these emails were fraud and not to click. But she said “the profile on FB was so nice! She was into crochet.”

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credit to @WithoutAClue in the fb thread. 

7 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

What twisted logic did she use when she blamed you for it?

Well of course, I haven’t been involved enough in this sales project and I should have been if I am so much smarter not to fall for scams. 

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“Oh look isn’t that the Greek alphabet?”

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Just simple military alphabet.

Still use it when giving out names and numbers over the phone and such.

Hook’em!!!

4 minutes ago, msucolt45 said:

Just simple military alphabet.

Still use it when giving out names and numbers over the phone and such.

Hook’em!!!

Whooooosh

1 hour ago, tx ind said:

“Oh look isn’t that the Greek alphabet?”

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I have a lot of fond memories of hanging out playing beer pong at the Delta Kilo Victor house in college.

16 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Does anyone else's wife take a bite or a slice of a fruit and just put it back in the fridge without putting it in a ziploc or something similar?  There was just an apple with about 1/4 carved off of it (and a random bite) sitting in my fridge naked as the day it was born.  Just open to the air and getting brown.  I have told her how air works before, but she clearly still doesn't get it.

She sounds rotten to the core. 

3 hours ago, tx ind said:

“Oh look isn’t that the Greek alphabet?”

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I do hope your answer was “Whisky Tango Foxtrot?!?”

"Don't you think we have too many bbq pits?"

First, who is we?

All I have is an offset smoker, gas grill, Akorn and a pellet smoker. Not enough IMO, since I have my eye on a gravity smoker.

On 7/1/2023 at 6:06 AM, 956 Worldwide said:

My wife is trying to sell oldtoys on FB marketplace and immediately she stares getting messaged from people who don’t want to come pick up. They offer to use a “service” where they pay a courier for delivery plus the price, you go in and claim the cash, then a courier comes and get the item.  Anyway, she responded to about five of these and then went on and “verified” the payment and gave these fucking scammers access to online banking and debit card. She sent them even an account generated QR code so they could set up my bank app on their phone.
 

Luckily she used a local checking account I use to pay small bills and that never has more than about 1k sitting in it. But as of now I am trying to get back 300 bucks and also undoing a “minute loan” for about $7K and it’s a giant time suck. I am super fucking pissed. 
 

The best gotdam part— gmail WARNED her that these emails were fraud and not to click. But she said “the profile on FB was so nice! She was into crochet.”

 

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On 7/1/2023 at 11:31 AM, msucolt45 said:

Just simple military phonetic alphabet.

Still use it when giving out names and numbers over the phone and such.

Hook’em!!!

fify

2 hours ago, Brothahorn said:

"Don't you think we have too many bbq pits?"

First, who is we?

All I have is an offset smoker, gas grill, Akorn and a pellet smoker. Not enough IMO, since I have my eye on a gravity smoker.

The correct number of bbq pits needed is n+1 where n=number of bbq pits currently owned.

22 hours ago, CycleTex87 said:

The correct number of bbq pits needed is n+1 where n=number of bbq pits currently owned.

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Forget politics, religion, same tastes in entertainment,etc…. Before you get married make sure you’re on the same page when it comes to the damn snooze alarm! She hit it 6 times this morning, that added an extra hour to her set time to get up and she can’t figure out why she’s so rushed! I’m usually up and turning my alarm off before it goes off.

49 minutes ago, GoPokes83 said:

Forget politics, religion, same tastes in entertainment,etc…. Before you get married make sure you’re on the same page when it comes to the damn snooze alarm! She hit it 6 times this morning, that added an extra hour to her set time to get up and she can’t figure out why she’s so rushed! I’m usually up and turning my alarm off before it goes off.

Separate. Bedrooms. 

Full narrative:  

The 1973 Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph “Burst of Joy," taken by Sal Vedar. A former US Prisoner of War is shown being reunited with his family.

Despite outward appearances, the reunion was an unhappy one for Stirm. It is depressing to read that three days before the picture was taken Lt. Col. Robert L. Stirm received a letter from his wife that she wanted a divorce.

His wife took 140,000 of his pay while he was a POW, took his two younger kids, house, car, 40% of his future pension, and $300 a month in child support. She had to pay back only $1500 of his money used on trips with other men.

He fought and lost against her in court. He then had to live with his mom in San Francisco taking care of his older kids.

9 hours ago, nnm said:

Full narrative:  

The 1973 Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph “Burst of Joy," taken by Sal Vedar. A former US Prisoner of War is shown being reunited with his family.

Despite outward appearances, the reunion was an unhappy one for Stirm. It is depressing to read that three days before the picture was taken Lt. Col. Robert L. Stirm received a letter from his wife that she wanted a divorce.

His wife took 140,000 of his pay while he was a POW, took his two younger kids, house, car, 40% of his future pension, and $300 a month in child support. She had to pay back only $1500 of his money used on trips with other men.

He fought and lost against her in court. He then had to live with his mom in San Francisco taking care of his older kids.

Law be damned...the bitch would die a horrendous death.

7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Law be damned...the bitch would die a horrendous death.

I learned a thing or two from Charlie, don't you know?

Separate. Bedrooms. 
Told the wife when we retire, we are doing the Lucy-Ricky thing with full size beds.

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