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55 minutes ago, txhorns said:

Damn that’s not even little kid innocent shaming.  That’s straight up bullying their mom.

They can be asshole kids without “bullying”. 

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38 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

They can be asshole kids without “bullying”. 

This.

They are not malicious, just assholes.

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7 hours ago, Superhero said:

She also told me in no certain terms that she doesn't want to hear what I have to say.

So... I haven't spoken to her since Friday night. It wasn't too hard since I was out of the house most of the weekend - camping with my daughter and doing dad/son stuff afterwards. But I've kept my mouth shut in case in my tiptoeing around, I break another fragile eggshell that is her feels.

 

She's really good at cold warfare, so we'll see who breaks the truce first. It's been 58 hours and the clock ticks on.

 

Yeah sure, you went camping allright……

 

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8 hours ago, rage-a-holic said:

That's not real. You just shoved a toaster up her skirt.

Ah! So that's how she gets those hot buns...

Why are they so angry when they are party prepping? It wasn’t my idea to host her book club here.

Do you guys get texts interrupting your bathroom sessions?

 

"Where are you??"

"Are you almost done?"

 

 

wtf is that about?

Why are they so angry when they are party prepping? It wasn’t my idea to host her book club here.

Oh man absolutely this. We are at the point that I don’t even come in the house and work on outside prep. If I do it’s like a full auto rifle.
8 minutes ago, Tylerocks said:

Do you guys get texts interrupting your bathroom sessions?

 

"Where are you??"

"Are you almost done?"

 

 

wtf is that about?

It’s unreal. You haven’t talked to me all day, and now you have an urgent question about whatever the fuck?

10 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Do you guys get texts interrupting your bathroom sessions?

 

"Where are you??"

"Are you almost done?"

 

 

wtf is that about?

THIS. It's a sixth sense that wives have.  OMG he's been in the bathroom for 10 minutes!  Screaming, jealousy, claims of abandoning the family, being a deadbeat dad, betrayal.  WTF I'm taking a shit, woman.  I'll be out in a few minutes.

On the other hand, their bathroom visits - regardless of whether they consist of nothing more than grabbing a nail clipper to go trim the sprouts with - culminate with the fart fan switched to "Full On" instead of only 60 minutes, even if it's 0200.

 

On 4/20/2025 at 9:27 AM, Tylerocks said:

Do you guys get texts interrupting your bathroom sessions?

 

"Where are you??"

"Are you almost done?"

 

 

wtf is that about?

Did you give your dog a phone? Wtf?

1 hour ago, Sam Lin said:

I'd rather that than smell farts.

Main point being fartification being extremely low in occurrence.

 

Oh shit. Wife(43) sounded the Peri alarm this morning while we made the kids breakfast.
Learning from those unwise souls above I just stared blankly ahead and took a large gulp of coffee.

2 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Peri alarm

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12 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

TIL: he was not speaking of a perimeter alarm. 

I even googled it before posting the Chris Rock gif.  Maybe I should've figured it out from the thread context, but I didn't.  

31 minutes ago, nnm said:

I even googled it before posting the Chris Rock gif.  Maybe I should've figured it out from the thread context, but I didn't.  

 

perimeter alarm came from google. 😂

Oh shit. Wife(43) sounded the Peri alarm this morning while we made the kids breakfast.
Learning from those unwise souls above I just stared blankly ahead and took a large gulp of coffee.

We’re here for you, dude. Be proud that she is aware. You are ahead of the game.
3 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:

Perimenopause.  @nnm

Thanks for advising those of us that are a bit slow.

I know it's stolen valor since it's not a wife but the wildest and longest (5+ years) friend with benefits of my life just started perimenopause at 42.  She is now my friend.  

It's stunning what happened to her drive and general demeanor.  Good luck.

5 hours ago, Not a cat said:

I know it's stolen valor since it's not a wife but the wildest and longest (5+ years) friend with benefits of my life just started perimenopause at 42.  She is now my friend.  

It's stunning what happened to her drive and general demeanor.  Good luck.

It's not all women. Some of the horniest women I've encountered were in the midst of perimenopause. 

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Turned off the light in the laundry room for literally the fourth fucking time today. 

On 4/21/2025 at 10:40 AM, Tex Long said:

On the other hand, their bathroom visits - regardless of whether they consist of nothing more than grabbing a nail clipper to go trim the sprouts with - culminate with the fart fan switched to "Full On" instead of only 60 minutes, even if it's 0200.

 

My husband won't fix my fart fan.  I can't decide if he's lazy or gross.  Probly a little of both.

22 minutes ago, tigol said:

My husband won't fix my fart fan.  I can't decide if he's lazy or gross.  Probly a little of both.

Next birhday - or whatever occasion - buy him a new one. But make certain the switch has a remote.

44 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Turned off the light in the laundry room for literally the fourth fucking time today. 

Make that 

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She turned on the light to walk through the laundry room to go into the garage and get in her car and leave.  It's broad fucking daylight and that room might be 10' wide

2 hours ago, tigol said:

My husband won't fix my fart fan.  I can't decide if he's lazy or gross.  Probly a little of both.

Is this you?

 

I was going out for a farewell party for a friend. 15 minutes before I'm supposed to leave the house.

 

Her: Can you grill the galbi before you go?

Me: Okay, where is it?

Her: It's still frozen...

6 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

She turned on the light to walk through the laundry room to go into the garage and get in her car and leave.  It's broad fucking daylight and that room might be 10' wide

I'm not saying you wouldn't be convicted if you shot her - just saying that I would understand. 

15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

She turned on the light to walk through the laundry room to go into the garage and get in her car and leave.  It's broad fucking daylight and that room might be 10' wide

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The entrance to our garage is not even down a hallway. All you do is turn a corner. Why the fuck do you need to turn on a light to turn a corner?

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I was going out for a farewell party for a friend. 15 minutes before I'm supposed to leave the house.
 
Her: Can you grill the galbi before you go?
Me: Okay, where is it?
Her: It's still frozen...

I think I’ve mentioned this before but my wife’s process to this is similar.
Shooting for dinner at 6? Well let’s get the 9lb block of frozen chicken out at 5 and put it on the back porch to defrost. She’s not a good cook but I never say a word.
9 hours ago, T’Boo Ted Marshall said:


I think I’ve mentioned this before but my wife’s process to this is similar.
Shooting for dinner at 6? Well let’s get the 9lb block of frozen chicken out at 5 and put it on the back porch to defrost. She’s not a good cook but I never say a word.

Good in bed, huh?

On 4/26/2025 at 6:00 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Good in bed, huh?

Giver and receiver of multiple screaming orgasms... makes up for a lot.

On 4/26/2025 at 7:00 PM, TrashMaster G said:

Good in bed, huh?

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5 hours ago, Tex Long said:

Giver and receiver of multiple screaming orgasms... makes up for a lot.

Giver of screaming orgasms? She has a lucky girlfriend 

1 hour ago, Js1 said:

Giver of screaming orgasms? She has a lucky girlfriend 

Tex Long wakes up the neighbors sometimes. 

13 hours ago, Js1 said:

Giver of screaming orgasms? She has a lucky girlfriend 

11 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Tex Long wakes up the neighbors sometimes. 

9 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

That's because of his farts.

To be scrupulously accurate, it's more akin to roaring than screaming, for my part.  That, and I am remarkably free from flatulence, although the death throes of the severely over-used fan not only qualify as screaming, they likely do disturb neighbors, or at least some of their livestock.

i was given silent treatment after this incident.

me over text: i have a work call so cannot pick you up from the airport

work call ends early so I walk the dogs

she ubers home without issue

three days later after refusing to talk to me.

her: I guess the dogs were more important than me!

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10 hours ago, wackawacka said:

i was given silent treatment after this incident.

me over text: i have a work call so cannot pick you up from the airport

work call ends early so I walk the dogs

she ubers home without issue

three days later after refusing to talk to me.

her: I guess the dogs were more important than me!

Somewhere on TxAgs there's a parallel post to this, but instead of a dog, it's a sheep...

10 hours ago, wackawacka said:

i was given silent treatment after this incident.

me over text: i have a work call so cannot pick you up from the airport

work call ends early so I walk the dogs

she ubers home without issue

three days later after refusing to talk to me.

her: I guess the dogs were more important than me!

Silent treatment is poor communication and needs to be discussed and removed from the relationship in counseling, but this is stupid things husbands do.  

Picking her up was something she wanted and makes her feel loved and appreciated.  Assuming work call could not be moved then explain and okay, but she will still feel less important to you than taking your work call.  Once your schedule changed you could have prioritized her and in her mind make her feel like you want to care and support her by letting her know there was a change and you will pick her up.

Instead you took actions that made her think you don't prioritize or think about her.  She wants to believe you are her man and that you will protect and support her, and here you failed.

However she found out about the dog walking is where he fucked up. Turn your Ring off before you walk out the door. Turn it back on when you return. 

6 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

However she found out about the dog walking is where he fucked up. Turn your Ring off before you walk out the door. Turn it back on when you return. 

Lol isn’t that 1000000x more suspicious?

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