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1 minute ago, Js1 said:

Lol isn’t that 1000000x more suspicious?

I mean is she gonna notice the ring is turned off for 20 minutes? 

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11 hours ago, wackawacka said:

i was given silent treatment after this incident.

me over text: i have a work call so cannot pick you up from the airport

work call ends early so I walk the dogs

she ubers home without issue

three days later after refusing to talk to me.

her: I guess the dogs were more important than me!

This is what car services were invented for. Neither of us expect rides to/from the airport from each other. We both recognize that it’s a horrible waste of each other’s time. 

58 minutes ago, ABSR said:

Silent treatment is poor communication and needs to be discussed and removed from the relationship in counseling, but this is stupid things husbands do.  

Picking her up was something she wanted and makes her feel loved and appreciated.  Assuming work call could not be moved then explain and okay, but she will still feel less important to you than taking your work call.  Once your schedule changed you could have prioritized her and in her mind make her feel like you want to care and support her by letting her know there was a change and you will pick her up.

Instead you took actions that made her think you don't prioritize or think about her.  She wants to believe you are her man and that you will protect and support her, and here you failed.

Thanks Dr. Phil.

But you're not wrong.

1 hour ago, ABSR said:

Silent treatment is poor communication and needs to be discussed and removed from the relationship in counseling, but this is stupid things husbands do.  

Picking her up was something she wanted and makes her feel loved and appreciated.  Assuming work call could not be moved then explain and okay, but she will still feel less important to you than taking your work call.  Once your schedule changed you could have prioritized her and in her mind make her feel like you want to care and support her by letting her know there was a change and you will pick her up.

Instead you took actions that made her think you don't prioritize or think about her.  She wants to believe you are her man and that you will protect and support her, and here you failed.

 

I never really understood the silent treatment.  It's like, hey I'm not going to nag you, or spend hours telling you about meaningless shit that you don't care about, or interrupt you while you are watching tv to ask stupid questions, and, I'm going to keep not doing it until you apologize for the thing that you don't have any idea you did that I perceived as some kind of slight.

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On 5/1/2025 at 2:16 PM, Ghost of NMAS said:

I never really understood the silent treatment.  It's like, hey I'm not going to nag you, or spend hours telling you about meaningless shit that you don't care about, or interrupt you while you are watching tv to ask stupid questions, and, I'm going to keep not doing it until you apologize for the thing that you don't have any idea you did that I perceived as some kind of slight.

A man is sitting at a bar looking sad and depressed as he slowly drinks his beer.  The bartender comes up and asks the man what is wrong.  "Well, my wife is angry at me for something I don't even understand, and she said she was so angry that she was not going to speak with me for 30 days."   The bartender tells the guy not to be upset and that things will get better.  The man says, "Not really, today is day 30."

Everyone knows that 2:00 means 3:30, right? And without your phone. 

And without your phone. Everyone knows that 2:00 means 3:30, right?

1 hour ago, TrashMaster G said:

What does 2:00 mean?

My experience, it means 1:45.

 

I just took my wife’s dog on the porch and shaved it. So far she hasn’t said anything, waiting to see if she notices.

9 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I just took my wife’s dog on the porch and shaved it. So far she hasn’t said anything, waiting to see if she notices.

If this was about your wife’s kitty I would be more interested.

I sweeped and then vacuumed the fur, I’m not a madman.

Wife noticed after daughter did. It didn’t turn out bad. Tired of paying for grooming for an incontinent dog that cannot produce tears and needs to be shaved down every time anyways.

 

22 hours ago, ABSR said:

If this was about your wife’s kitty I would be more interested.

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4 hours ago, Tex Long said:

This is Truth

This is why my default behavior regarding the female is ignorance and inaction.

If I do something, it's wrong and I should not have done it. If I don't do something, I should have done it. Either way, I'm an asshole.

In the latter case, I have profited by refraining from any exertion of body or mind.

 

 

Her insistence on leaving the black remote on the dark brown blanket on top of the dark brown couch....while there is a perfectly good white marble coffee.

 

EVERY.

TIME.

That might be the dumbest thing ever to bitch about

7 hours ago, tbone_ said:

That might be the dumbest thing ever to bitch about

Noob.

13 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Her insistence on leaving the black remote on the dark brown blanket on top of the dark brown couch....while there is a perfectly good white marble coffee.

 

EVERY.

TIME.

You could leave something brown n the blanket to get back at her.  Let us know how it goes.

3 hours ago, PvilleStang said:

You could leave something brown n the blanket to get back at her.  Let us know how it goes.

Avatar checks out.  

Other day my wife was taking the girl to girl scouts at an outdoor picnic/playground. Drinks were her responsibility.

Stopped at Target and got some Capri suns and bottled water and a small bag of Ice. stopped at home. I grabbed the cooler out of the garage and dumped what ice we had in the freezer in to the cooler while she was opening the boxes of drinks. Put it on the tailgate, when she  opens it to drop the drinks inside

Her "oh wow, there's ice in it already!"

 

I always keep a bag of ice in the deep freezer for situations where we need a bag of ice but either don't have time to hit the gas station or I'm just too lazy to do it. Last time I got the "but that ice is old" comment. 

44 minutes ago, NorthLoop said:

Last time I got the "but that ice is old" comment. 

 

Just tell her that means it was exposed to the below freezing temps longer, absorbed more cold energy, and therefore will last longer. 

9 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I always keep a bag of ice in the deep freezer for situations where we need a bag of ice but either don't have time to hit the gas station or I'm just too lazy to do it. Last time I got the "but that ice is old" comment. 

Yeah.  Always check the use by date.

Unless you're using it in drinks, then yes don't use old ice. It absorbs odors from the freezer and picks up odd tastes.

2 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Unless you're using it in drinks, then yes don't use old ice. It absorbs odors from the freezer and picks up odd tastes.

Better yet, don’t store your victims’ remains in your freezer.

16 hours ago, NorthLoop said:

I always keep a bag of ice in the deep freezer for situations where we need a bag of ice but either don't have time to hit the gas station or I'm just too lazy to do it. Last time I got the "but that ice is old" comment. 

I actually do something similar. I'll buy like a case of cheap water bottles, drink about half of each bottle and put them in the freezer. Then when we go to the pool or park or something. I fill up 3-4 bottles and throw them in my little travel cooler .

 

I was also told that you should keep your freezer as full as possible to make it run less. 

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3 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Better yet, don’t store your victims’ remains in your freezer.

Don't kink shame me.

7 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Better yet, don’t store your victims’ remains in your freezer.

The movie “Bernie” is one of my favorites of all time and Shirley MacLaine’s body in the freezer is a major plot point. 

11 hours ago, nnm said:

The movie “Bernie” is one of my favorites of all time and Shirley MacLaine’s body in the freezer is a major plot point. 

spoiler alert

21 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Unless you're using it in drinks, then yes don't use old ice. It absorbs odors from the freezer and picks up odd tastes.

Pro Tip: Bourbon kills the odor and the taste.

We live in Texas. Driving down I-20

“Alright, Texas softball plays at 2 central time so 1 our time, right?”

Me “What time zone are we?”

“Oh you’re right, pacific so that’s noon”

On 5/1/2025 at 9:33 AM, NorthLoop said:

I mean is she gonna notice the ring is turned off for 20 minutes? 

You'd think that, but 4 months from now, something else will set her off and you'll be getting interrogated about those 20 minutes like your marriage depends on it. At that point, you won't even remember why the hell you did it, but your life and bank account will depend on it.

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Are allowed to brag about our wives?

My kids are with my parents and @Knoxtnhorn for the day and night. My wife is traveling a couple of hours away for work. I was planning on taking the day and just working on the yard since no one was home. But rain.

Text to my wife "Well, no yard work today. I guess I'll be lazy. Maybe I'll go have lunch somewhere?"

Wife "I stopped at Jimmy Johns, there is a sandwich in the fridge for you. But you can tell your internet friends that I made it if you want."

1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Are allowed to brag about our wives?

My kids are with my parents and @Knoxtnhorn for the day and night. My wife is traveling a couple of hours away for work. I was planning on taking the day and just working on the yard since no one was home. But rain.

Text to my wife "Well, no yard work today. I guess I'll be lazy. Maybe I'll go have lunch somewhere?"

Wife "I stopped at Jimmy Johns, there is a sandwich in the fridge for you. But you can tell your internet friends that I made it if you want."

Lol from both Dad and me.

5 hours ago, Jameslaw121 said:

Are allowed to brag about our wives?

My kids are with my parents and @Knoxtnhorn for the day and night. My wife is traveling a couple of hours away for work. I was planning on taking the day and just working on the yard since no one was home. But rain.

Text to my wife "Well, no yard work today. I guess I'll be lazy. Maybe I'll go have lunch somewhere?"

Wife "I stopped at Jimmy Johns, there is a sandwich in the fridge for you. But you can tell your internet friends that I made it if you want."

That's not how this thread works, but she sounds like a keeper.

She's awesome.  If y'all knew much about @Jameslaw121 and me, you'd find it amazing that we both have wonderful wives who have stuck with us.  Like most of Surly, we're def pains in the ass.

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1 hour ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

She's awesome.  If y'all knew much about @Jameslaw121 and me, you'd find it amazing that we both have wonderful wives who have stuck with us.  Like most of Surly, we're def pains in the ass.

Pics?

Of the wife, not you and your buddy @Jameslaw121

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14 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said:

Would have been better if she had actually made it

Better conceptually, but not really?

Here is an example of how this tread works.

Wife decides this past weekend to back out of the garage side saddle. In other words, driver door open, looking out the open door to back out. Why?

Anyhow, she managed to catch her door on my passenger side rear tire and quarter panel, fucking up both the door on her GX460, and my Blackwing!

I still can’t guess as to what she was thinking. She has tried several times to try to explain it to me. In the 20 plus years living here, now this was a good idea? WTF?

On 5/29/2025 at 4:11 PM, Jameslaw121 said:

Other day my wife was taking the girl to girl scouts at an outdoor picnic/playground. Drinks were her responsibility.

Stopped at Target and got some Capri suns and bottled water and a small bag of Ice. stopped at home. I grabbed the cooler out of the garage and dumped what ice we had in the freezer in to the cooler while she was opening the boxes of drinks. Put it on the tailgate, when she  opens it to drop the drinks inside

Her "oh wow, there's ice in it already!"

 

Let believe in ice fairies, you asshole! 

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