July 6Jul 6 20 hours ago, Brisketexan said: So much this. I just stand outside the car. I can’t press the button to lock it, because she’s still inside, putting her shoes on, sending a text, whatever. This is my daughter to a T. We live 6 minutes from the freeway. She knows exactly how much time she has to put on her shoes. But nooooo. It’s always “Daddy don’t close the door, I need to put on my” high top Converse sneakers which may be the worst shoe ever to put on quickly.
July 6Jul 6 When you get to your destination, just exit the vehicle and get going. Leave her ass behind.
July 7Jul 7 9 hours ago, Ghost of NMAS said: When you get to your destination, just exit the vehicle and get going. Leave her ass behind. The divorce thread is over there >
July 7Jul 7 1 minute ago, idigTexas said: The divorce thread is over there > Been there twice, so my advice is guaranteed
July 8Jul 8 Wife: You don't do anything around the house....I found a wasp nest on the back porch and I had to kill them and knock it down. Doze: Why didn't you tell me there was a wasp nest? Wife: because you wouldn't have done anything about it. (sidenote: I love killing wasps) Edited July 8Jul 8 by Doze
July 9Jul 9 4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Where does the woman in the golf cart shit at :40 come from? I think she was falling out as it was reversing?
July 9Jul 9 43 minutes ago, nnm said: This you? our house sits up pretty high with a good view. One day a guy loses control of his car on our windy road and crashes into a tree. I hear the crash and go out to the balcony to investigate. The tree was old and mostly dead, and had a bee hive. The poor bastard gets out of the car and starts getting hammered. Some guy comes along that has a pressure washer rig and he starts it up and tries to cover for the driver. Then he gets stung all to shit. I'm on the phone with 911 trying to get help, and trying to hold back laughter while feeling sorry for the poor bastards.
July 9Jul 9 12 hours ago, nnm said: I don't think we should take away the right to vote for women, but the right to drive........
July 9Jul 9 no joke this happened a couple months ago. wife/ significant other: excited to break up soon so that means we get back together quicker! me: 🤬
July 13Jul 13 On 7/9/2025 at 9:48 AM, wackawacka said: no joke this happened a couple months ago. wife/ significant other: excited to break up soon so that means we get back together quicker! me: 🤬 what the hell is this
July 16Jul 16 In the latest episode of I'm never right, I'm in the doghouse. We got a new credit card so had to update all our auto pays and saved cards on various places. She made a list and we took care of it. On Sunday I said that I remembered one more we needed to do. She said no that was on the list and we did it. Stupidly, I said no I don't remember seeing it on the list and don't remember doing it. I got a lecture on how I shouldn't make her feel dumb because I questioned her. She then showed me the list, which had it crossed off. I, again stupidly, asked how me saying I don't remember seeing it, or doing it, made her feel dumb. She then totally blew up about how I would not make her feel stupid and screamed for like 5 minutes, and has been pissed ever since. It made no sense until today when I remembered that 2 weeks ago she said the Costco products were called Kirtland. I said no they are Kirkland and showed her on my phone. She didn't say anything at the time. That's obviously been festering and finally came out this past weekend. Who knows when I'll get some again. OK, cathartic story/rant over
July 16Jul 16 Wanna go fishin? Round of golf? I got some spots. My ol lady is the same way sometimes. She’s also hard of hearing too. Stellar combination.
July 16Jul 16 Popular Post On 7/8/2025 at 9:25 PM, Gil Bang said: our house sits up pretty high with a good view. One day a guy loses control of his car on our windy road and crashes into a tree. I hear the crash and go out to the balcony to investigate. The tree was old and mostly dead, and had a bee hive. The poor bastard gets out of the car and starts getting hammered. Some guy comes along that has a pressure washer rig and he starts it up and tries to cover for the driver. Then he gets stung all to shit. I'm on the phone with 911 trying to get help, and trying to hold back laughter while feeling sorry for the poor bastards. Lol, reminds me of when we were building our restaurant in Eden and I had to demo an old house on the property. I was using D3 dozer to knock it down. When I knocked one wall down and threw the dozer in reverse I thought "damn look at all the dust". At that point I had already put the dozer in 1st gear and was approaching the house again when I realized it wasn't dust...it was freaking wasps, gazillion of them that had apparently been building nests in the house and walls forever. I slammed the dozer in park and jumped off the dozer and started running as fast as I could on the shoulder along US87. That's when I realized I didn't get the dozer all the way into park, I had it in reverse, and it was going backwards into US87. My one legged ass somehow got back quick enough to avoid a catastrophe and get the dozer out of the highway. Much fun and many stings were to be had by all. NCS bro....
July 16Jul 16 14 hours ago, Mo Horn said: In the latest episode of I'm never right, I'm in the doghouse. We got a new credit card so had to update all our auto pays and saved cards on various places. She made a list and we took care of it. On Sunday I said that I remembered one more we needed to do. She said no that was on the list and we did it. Stupidly, I said no I don't remember seeing it on the list and don't remember doing it. I got a lecture on how I shouldn't make her feel dumb because I questioned her. She then showed me the list, which had it crossed off. I, again stupidly, asked how me saying I don't remember seeing it, or doing it, made her feel dumb. She then totally blew up about how I would not make her feel stupid and screamed for like 5 minutes, and has been pissed ever since. It made no sense until today when I remembered that 2 weeks ago she said the Costco products were called Kirtland. I said no they are Kirkland and showed her on my phone. She didn't say anything at the time. That's obviously been festering and finally came out this past weekend. Who knows when I'll get some again. OK, cathartic story/rant over Why would you do this?
July 16Jul 16 9 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said: Lol, reminds me of when we were building our restaurant in Eden and I had to demo an old house on the property. I was using D3 dozer to knock it down. When I knocked one wall down and threw the dozer in reverse I thought "damn look at all the dust". At that point I had already put the dozer in 1st gear and was approaching the house again when I realized it wasn't dust...it was freaking wasps, gazillion of them that had apparently been building nests in the house and walls forever. I slammed the dozer in park and jumped off the dozer and started running as fast as I could on the shoulder along US87. That's when I realized I didn't get the dozer all the way into park, I had it in reverse, and it was going backwards into US87. My one legged ass somehow got back quick enough to avoid a catastrophe and get the dozer out of the highway. Much fun and many stings were to be had by all. NCS bro.... But why of all places?
July 16Jul 16 14 minutes ago, Ten Bears said: But why of all places? They only had a "part time" Dairy Queen, an it helped our motel business.
July 16Jul 16 Popular Post You might be asking what this sticker on my wife’s car is. That sticker is the result of my wife turning her suv into a mobile office and having files block her fuel gauge so she runs out of gas on the interstate with our 4 year old on a Friday afternoon in 96 degree weather on the way to our family lake house for a family reunion with family in from New York, Colorado, Georgia, Texas and Florida and many of them we only see 1 weekend a year. Luckily her dad picked her up and brought her to us. Triple A eventually towed the vehicle. Bonus points for leaving sunroof open all weekend because the car wouldn’t start.
July 16Jul 16 You might be asking what this sticker on my wife’s car is. That sticker is the result of my wife turning her suv into a mobile office and having files block her fuel gauge so she runs out of gas on the interstate with our 4 year old on a Friday afternoon in 96 degree weather on the way to our family lake house for a family reunion with family in from New York, Colorado, Georgia, Texas and Florida and many of them we only see 1 weekend a year. Luckily her dad picked her up and brought her to us. Triple A eventually towed the vehicle. Bonus points for leaving sunroof open all weekend because the car wouldn’t start. So it’s been time for a new car for awhile as we have a 10 year old car with 196,000 miles on it and it’s just not big enough so we are getting a new suv Monday. She looks up at me dead serious and asks should she remove that sticker before we take it to trade in. My response.
July 16Jul 16 18 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said: That sticker is the result of my wife turning her suv into a mobile office and having files block her fuel gauge I need to see a pic of the inside of the car and how this happens
July 16Jul 16 1 minute ago, Js1 said: I need to see a pic of the inside of the car and how this happens Let me see what I can do. She is very sensitive about it now.
July 16Jul 16 Popular Post Shit, she won. Fucks up, runs out of gas with the kiddo, gets brand new car on Monday. Well played, Mrs. Clintonaldo, well played.
July 17Jul 17 54 minutes ago, Clintonaldo said: Typing all of that just to pisses me off. Come on in son, the waters fiiiinnnneeee!
July 17Jul 17 1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: Shit, she won. Fucks up, runs out of gas with the kiddo, gets brand new car on Monday. Well played, Mrs. Clintonaldo, well played. Yeah, after all, new cars never run out of gas
July 17Jul 17 She drives with files covering the instrument panel so she can't see the fuel gauge or any of the other instruments? Is that what I'm reading? If so, why would you let your kids ride with her? How much insurance do you... Oh. Never mind.
July 17Jul 17 9 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said: She drives with files covering the instrument panel so she can't see the fuel gauge or any of the other instruments? Is that what I'm reading? If so, why would you let your kids ride with her? How much insurance do you... Oh. Never mind. That’s why I want to see pics - the files covering the fuel gauge? Wut?
July 17Jul 17 11 minutes ago, Sam Lin said: Genuine laugh out loud at run out of gas get new car. Y’all are giving her waaaaaaay too much credit.
July 17Jul 17 Was she getting a brand-ass-new SUV this Monday if she hadn’t run out of gas in the old beater with your kid inside? Fuck no. She wins.
July 17Jul 17 16 hours ago, Js1 said: I need to see a pic of the inside of the car and how this happens this
July 17Jul 17 Popular Post On 7/3/2025 at 4:21 PM, nnm said: 2 minutes ago these words came out of my mouth: “Mrs. NNM, the A/C doesn’t cool faster if you turn it lower.” (Discussed ad nauseum above) We got a new AC last week ($14K, fuck) with a Nest thermostat. I told my wife that the app can only be on one phone. So far that seems to be working.
July 17Jul 17 On 7/5/2025 at 1:05 PM, Brisketexan said: So much this. I just stand outside the car. I can’t press the button to lock it, because she’s still inside, putting her shoes on, sending a text, whatever. I do this. Been doing it since we started dating. I think the record was walking into a restaurant, getting a table, ordering a drink, and the drink arrived before she did. Now, my 5 year daughter.... That another story.
July 17Jul 17 37 minutes ago, Jameslaw121 said: We got a new AC last week ($14K, fuck) with a Nest thermostat. I told my wife that the app can only be on one phone. So far that seems to be working. Good man
July 17Jul 17 1 hour ago, Jameslaw121 said: We got a new AC last week ($14K, fuck) with a Nest thermostat. I told my wife that the app can only be on one phone. So far that seems to be working. The Honeywell app is convoluted enough to prevent mine from wanting it on her phone. Also found out she never got MyQ installed. She always wondered how I knew when she was leaving (ALERT: Garage Door opened: 1:43 PM). Neighbor gave us a soccer goal this week, and the wife and kids are having a blast playing with it RIGHT in front of the Nest camera. So I guess she's getting her revenge.
July 17Jul 17 9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said: She was playing chess, check-fucking-mate. I think I’ve told this story before, but the wife of a friend of mine took their SUV to the dealership for some minor repairs. Dealership says our loaner car is out for the day, but use this brand-new SUV to run your errands. Take your time. Yep…….
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