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2 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Me:  So what do we have going on this weekend?

Her: Well, today (Thursday) you pick up boys X, Y, Z from school and I'll come get them at your office at 4:30.  You then have a Scouts meeting at 6:30.  What time will you be home?  I need you to be home by 6 so I can take boy X to baseball.  Can you pick him up at 9? Friday, boy X is camping and doing the long hike for Philmont.  You saw where they changed the venue to be able to get a longer hike, right? He's going with his friend and his dad and they are bringing him home on Saturday, thank God.  They are so great for doing that.  Saturday, let's see, I talked to boy X's coach and they might have some games.  It's the last weekend of the season for actual games.  They don't start up again until February.  But I told him he can't do any games on Saturday until probably 3 or 4, so I'm waiting to hear back from the coach.  Boy Z has basketball at 8 a.m. instead of 10 a.m. because the gym wasn't available at the school so they moved it to a park.  So I'm going to take him instead of going to work out.  Then I'm going to get a massage because a girl is doing them for only $40.  So I'll bring Boy Z home from basketball.  Then nothing until Boy X gets home and you have to take him to his baseball game because I'm going to assist with that training when Chica comes to town and she'll be here this weekend and I will make $50 an hour. Is there a game on this weekend?  Do you know what time it is?  Do you want me to Google it?

Me:  It's at 2:30.  But I don't care about it.

Her:  Okay, great.

Me: And Sunday?

Her:  (Honestly, at this point all I heard was Charlie Brown adult voice, "Wah, wah, wahwahwah.")

Does she have nice tits to stare at?  That's the only way I would be able to hold it together through all of that nonsense.

On 11/19/2025 at 12:18 AM, Superhero said:

 

The fall makes me feel bad for her, but the funky chicken just before the fall kills me.

13 hours ago, Ojo Rojo said:

Me:  So what do we have going on this weekend?

Her: Well, today (Thursday) you pick up boys X, Y, Z from school and I'll come get them at your office at 4:30.  You then have a Scouts meeting at 6:30.  What time will you be home?  I need you to be home by 6 so I can take boy X to baseball.  Can you pick him up at 9? Friday, boy X is camping and doing the long hike for Philmont.  You saw where they changed the venue to be able to get a longer hike, right? He's going with his friend and his dad and they are bringing him home on Saturday, thank God.  They are so great for doing that.  Saturday, let's see, I talked to boy X's coach and they might have some games.  It's the last weekend of the season for actual games.  They don't start up again until February.  But I told him he can't do any games on Saturday until probably 3 or 4, so I'm waiting to hear back from the coach.  Boy Z has basketball at 8 a.m. instead of 10 a.m. because the gym wasn't available at the school so they moved it to a park.  So I'm going to take him instead of going to work out.  Then I'm going to get a massage because a girl is doing them for only $40.  So I'll bring Boy Z home from basketball.  Then nothing until Boy X gets home and you have to take him to his baseball game because I'm going to assist with that training when Chica comes to town and she'll be here this weekend and I will make $50 an hour. Is there a game on this weekend?  Do you know what time it is?  Do you want me to Google it?

Me:  It's at 2:30.  But I don't care about it.

Her:  Okay, great.

Me: And Sunday?

Her:  (Honestly, at this point all I heard was Charlie Brown adult voice, "Wah, wah, wahwahwah.")

Why not A B C?  Racist.

On 11/20/2025 at 10:50 AM, Ghost of NMAS said:

I have to take a nap after just reading that

I'm not a math person and tapped out as soon as I saw X, Y, and Z.  I ain't solving for all that.

This pic actually fits the thread.  She loves Dirks Bentley.  oof.  

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20 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

This pic actually fits the thread.  She loves Dirks Bentley.  oof.  

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Maybe Dirks can give us the nudes since you're being a pussy about it.

We have a L-shaped kitchen with a too-big island in the middle. It's tight, and when I'm in the kitchen, I prefer everyone to GTFO. Anyway, I'm trying to prep veggies. My daughter decides it's a good time to start making a dessert, and my wife also decides it's a good time to stand next to me and make sure I thoroughly wash the broccoli. So instead of roasted broccoli with crushed, browned garlic, we're going to have boiled broccoli because I'm not going to have someone micro-manage how I cook.

I swear, I can be upstairs on my computer for hours, or sit on the couch to watch TV. But as soon as I go into the kitchen to cook something, she'll come stand next to me. I wouldn't mind if she was a good cook, but she doesn't under textures, mouth feel, when to cook with high heat, low heat, and how to get the best of both worlds, the flow and sequence of when to put the ingredients in. And she also scoops out dishwashing liquid because I use too much...

 

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37 minutes ago, Superhero said:

we're going to have boiled broccoli 

Negged. GTFO of the kitchen.

To clarify, I walked out to bitch to strangers on the internet. She made the boiled broccoli.

1 hour ago, Mittens said:

Boiled?  Not even steamed?  wtf?

She learned to cook from her mom...

 

Luckily my daughter is learning (from me), but mostly on her own. She's a decent cook and is great at baking.

My son doesn't do well in the kitchen, but makes our steaks - he's got the prep down, checks the temperature, and insists on butter basting as the final step to a good steak.

14 hours ago, Superhero said:

She learned to cook from her mom...

 

Luckily my daughter is learning (from me), but mostly on her own. She's a decent cook and is great at baking.

My son doesn't do well in the kitchen, but makes our steaks - he's got the prep down, checks the temperature, and insists on butter basting as the final step to a good steak.

Negged. The only way to cook a steak is to reverse sear. 

On 11/23/2025 at 8:28 PM, Superhero said:

We have a L-shaped kitchen with a too-big island in the middle. It's tight, and when I'm in the kitchen, I prefer everyone to GTFO. Anyway, I'm trying to prep veggies. My daughter decides it's a good time to start making a dessert, and my wife also decides it's a good time to stand next to me and make sure I thoroughly wash the broccoli. So instead of roasted broccoli with crushed, browned garlic, we're going to have boiled broccoli because I'm not going to have someone micro-manage how I cook.

I swear, I can be upstairs on my computer for hours, or sit on the couch to watch TV. But as soon as I go into the kitchen to cook something, she'll come stand next to me. I wouldn't mind if she was a good cook, but she doesn't under textures, mouth feel, when to cook with high heat, low heat, and how to get the best of both worlds, the flow and sequence of when to put the ingredients in. And she also scoops out dishwashing liquid because I use too much...

 

Avatar checks out.

Background: We're going to Calgary for our Christmas ski trip, and also visiting my wife's good friend who has 2 kids. We've got suitcases for the 4 of us and a large suitcase that will barely fit our helmets, bibs, boots, etc.)

 

So we've been getting tons of Amazon and Target boxes delivered to the house. No biggie since she's responsible with her money and she makes more than me anyway.

One box contained a stuffed animal a bit bigger than one of those 2.5 gallon water jugs from the grocery store.

Me: Who's this for?

Her: Friend's son.

Me: Okay. How are you going to bring it?

Her: I'm thinking of putting it the big luggage with the ski stuff.

Me: The one that barely holds all the stuff?

Her: Oh...

The woman has a masters degree in bio-stats and is pretty damn good at her job, but can't cook worth a lick and is bad at spatial recognition.

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We're watching the Daytripper episode about Denison, they're going on about Eisenhower and the interstate system.

Her, "Is that why they all start with I?"

2 minutes ago, Liteitup said:

We're watching the Daytripper episode about Denison, they're going on about Eisenhower and the interstate system.

Her, "Is that why they all start with I?"

She sounds very attractive. 

2 minutes ago, nnm said:

She sounds very attractive. 

So So HOT!

On 11/25/2025 at 10:53 AM, Superhero said:

Background: We're going to Calgary for our Christmas ski trip, and also visiting my wife's good friend who has 2 kids. We've got suitcases for the 4 of us and a large suitcase that will barely fit our helmets, bibs, boots, etc.)

 

So we've been getting tons of Amazon and Target boxes delivered to the house. No biggie since she's responsible with her money and she makes more than me anyway.

One box contained a stuffed animal a bit bigger than one of those 2.5 gallon water jugs from the grocery store.

Me: Who's this for?

Her: Friend's son.

Me: Okay. How are you going to bring it?

Her: I'm thinking of putting it the big luggage with the ski stuff.

Me: The one that barely holds all the stuff?

Her: Oh...

The woman has a masters degree in bio-stats and is pretty damn good at her job, but can't cook worth a lick and is bad at spatial recognition.

Dude, you're on this thread like twice a week at least.  Might need to look into that.

On 11/25/2025 at 10:53 AM, Superhero said:

Background: We're going to Calgary for our Christmas ski trip, and also visiting my wife's good friend who has 2 kids. We've got suitcases for the 4 of us and a large suitcase that will barely fit our helmets, bibs, boots, etc.)

 

So we've been getting tons of Amazon and Target boxes delivered to the house. No biggie since she's responsible with her money and she makes more than me anyway.

One box contained a stuffed animal a bit bigger than one of those 2.5 gallon water jugs from the grocery store.

Me: Who's this for?

Her: Friend's son.

Me: Okay. How are you going to bring it?

Her: I'm thinking of putting it the big luggage with the ski stuff.

Me: The one that barely holds all the stuff?

Her: Oh...

The woman has a masters degree in bio-stats and is pretty damn good at her job, but can't cook worth a lick and is bad at spatial recognition.

How is she in bed?

More my kids (6 and 12 yo)than wife.

Were having a low key Thanksgiving get together at our house Thursday rather than doing our normal big dinners like normal for a variety of reasons.

I'm home today doing paperwork. I'm getting up every time at a stopping point to straighten up a little bit for tomorrow

Do you have any idea how many god damn Capri Sun straw condoms I have found throughout the house today? Jesus

8 hours ago, Liteitup said:

We're watching the Daytripper episode about Denison, they're going on about Eisenhower and the interstate system.

Her, "Is that why they all start with I?"

Ike-35.

2 hours ago, thunderlounge said:

37

6-7

5 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

How is she in bed?

 

Pretty damn good.

13 minutes ago, Superhero said:

 

Pretty damn good.

That helps. Assuming she gives it up on the reg.

13 hours ago, Liteitup said:

We're watching the Daytripper episode about Denison, they're going on about Eisenhower and the interstate system.

Her, "Is that why they all start with I?"

I don't get it

39 minutes ago, WBT said:

I don't get it

This isn't the logical shit women do thread. Look for another word besides Interstate in his post. Hint: read it out loud. 

10 hours ago, WBT said:

I don't get it

Lesser known General and President Isenhower that she is thinking about.

Wife just realized she turned on the wrong oven, guess we’re eating later than planned. Thank God it’s just the two of us. 

4 hours ago, Underdog said:

Wife just realized she turned on the wrong oven, guess we’re eating later than planned. Thank God it’s just the two of us. 

/humblebrag

Might as well have said Consuela messed up and she’s being fired after she does the dishes tonight. 

2 hours ago, Superhero said:

/humblebrag

Might as well have said Consuela messed up and she’s being fired after she does the dishes tonight. 

If I ever remodel my kitchen I would love to have two ovens. 

A double oven isn’t exactly Imelda Marcos territory 

8 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

If I ever remodel my kitchen I would love to have two ovens. 

Correct. I have 2 ovens. That was a requirement when I built my house almost 25 years ago.

29 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

If I ever remodel my kitchen I would love to have two ovens. 

Why stop at 2? Go ahead and add a third oven under the stovetop. That’s what my wife and I did when we had to remodel after Hurricane Harvey. It makes a huge difference when cooking for holidays, etc.

7 minutes ago, hornmpa96 said:

Why stop at 2? Go ahead and add a third oven under the stovetop. That’s what my wife and I did when we had to remodel after Hurricane Harvey. It makes a huge difference when cooking for holidays, etc.

so...a range? 

We have a relatively small kitchen, so we went the easier route for a double oven.

 

 

 

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On 11/27/2025 at 4:18 PM, Superhero said:

/humblebrag

Might as well have said Consuela messed up and she’s being fired after she does the dishes tonight. 

We even have a 4- slice toaster, we’re the Jefferson’s moving on up. 

21 hours ago, Armybrat said:

We have a relatively small kitchen, so we went the easier route for a double oven.

 

 

 

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Should have gotten the one with the built in griddle on the top. Had one of those and it was awesome for grilled cheeses. 

The wife and a friend ate edibles and went to the Museum, went to Hugo's for Margaritas etc.  They've been gone since 1.

They just got back here hammered,with a bunch of snacks, wine and firewood...watching tik tok vids, playing music.... and with apparent plans to commandeer the living room....just in time for the game.

 

FML, I'll be upstairs.

 

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