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Some of those are certainly dated, but honestly many of them are just good timeless advice.

I don't see the "willing to blow your husband at least once a week" on the Merit side of the ledger.

20 minutes ago, Superhero said:

I don't see the "willing to blow your husband at least once a week" on the Merit side of the ledger.

#23. Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress. 

My wife, her godmother, and our daughter are going on a European tour for April.

“How much money should I be ready to take?”

(To be fair, the best lesson I learned in my starter marriage was to keep separate bank accounts.)

I just looked up and said “my credit card?”

It's the week before Christmas, so the entire conversation was her indirect way of letting me know that is what she wants.

She's crafty - when we go shopping I will tell her to use my card to buy an outfit/purse/shoes/etc on me. Then she asks “budget?” and I tell her and she will then go slightly over and then Venmo me the difference.

On 12/16/2025 at 6:30 PM, nnm said:

#23. Reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress. 

Or, as Old Lodge Skins asked, "Does she demonstrate pleasant enthusiasm when you mount her?"

 

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