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  • AntsInMyPants
    AntsInMyPants

    A&M is playing the NIL game smarter than everyone else. You can bitch and moan all you want, but they are ahead of us. Our OL package is us (finally) trying to catch up.

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    I talked to two people separately that are connected at ATM.  I know this will sound unbelievable because it is so predictable, including us saying it a bunch here, but apparently they really did

  • Chuckie Finster
    Chuckie Finster

    I think my favorite part of all of this is the unquestioned agreement that the dude who threw three interceptions vs. Kent State would have solved all of their problems.

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1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Dorkier people have been seen, but not by reliable witnesses.

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Is there any surprise that a guy that looks and dresses like this is a first-class cuckold?

Just now, UDontKnow said:

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Is there any surprise that a guy that looks and dresses like this is a first-class cuckold?

Tippy toes

2 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

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Is there any surprise that a guy that looks and dresses like this is a first-class cuckold?

Their locker room is so awesome! I like that they modeled it after a bowling alley. Or airport. 

Just now, Tex Pete said:

Their locker room is so awesome! I like that they modeled it after a bowling alley. Or airport. 

Or like what a bowling alley located within an airport would look like!

1 minute ago, UDontKnow said:

Or like what a bowling alley located within an airport would look like!

Surely there is one somewhere.

The carpeted walls are so 1970's van-like. If the locker room's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'. Candy's just doing her thing.

1 minute ago, Rick Fuckin’ Dalton said:

Wtf is this guy wearing 😂

'Twas a good day at the thrift shop.

Macklemore totally wrote this song about Jimbo:

 

28 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

Or like what a bowling alley located within an airport would look like!

Looks like a subway.....that Jared would molest you in.

Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Looks like a subway.....that Jared would molest you in.

with his $5 foot long?

12 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Lord who dresses that idiot?

If you're talking about Jimbo, I'd guess it was a mashup of rejects from The Matrix and Lord of the Rings at the end of a 3 day bender who really hated him.

2 minutes ago, sushihorn said:

If you're talking about Jimbo, I'd guess it was a mashup of rejects from The Matrix and Lord of the Rings at the end of a 3 day bender who really hated him.

That’s actually a normal waist length overcoat. 

39 minutes ago, utfan87 said:

Tippy toes

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Look Jimbo, everybody knows that you're heightening. It's all over the locker room.

14 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, we know it's not Candi...

I hear she’s only good at taking clothes off.

I’ve been involved with some pretty good thread titles.  Prettay prettay pretty good ones. This one, however, fucks. Solid work by all. 

20 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Their locker room is so awesome! I like that they modeled it after a bowling alley. Or airport. 

Looks like the hallway in the old Taylor Junior High.

37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

I’ve been involved with some pretty good thread titles.  Prettay prettay pretty good ones. This one, however, fucks. Solid work by all. 

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Waiting for you to be Hermancipated from this delusion.

31 minutes ago, UDontKnow said:

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Waiting for you to be Hermancipated from this delusion.

First of all, that thread title is greatness.  Second of all, you’re just fucking wrong otherwise, and you should educate yourself before talking shit. Finally, finally. 

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21 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Their locker room is so awesome! I like that they modeled it after a bowling alley. Or airport. 

At first glance I thought they were waiting for a train.

10 minutes ago, GRHorn said:

At first glance I thought they were waiting for a train.

The train was meant for Candi.

37 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

First of all, that thread title is greatness.  Second of all, you’re just fucking wrong otherwise, and you should educate yourself before talking shit. Finally, finally. 

Yeah, hermancipate yourself from mental slavery.

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

All credit goes to @Sydney Cartoon for coming up with thread title

 

Idk if you meant to tag the spoof account or not, but either way, I find it hilarious.

1 hour ago, Burt Macklin said:

Idk if you meant to tag the spoof account or not, but either way, I find it hilarious.

He also inadvertently trolled me in the post. Fucking guy crushed that post. 

  • 2 weeks later...
On 8/5/2019 at 1:15 PM, UDontKnow said:

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Is there any surprise that a guy that looks and dresses like this is a first-class cuckold?

Candi isn’t around to dress him anymore.

  • 1 month later...

not even sure what to say about this update ... 

Hamm Lite :: 

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I'll have a full update tomorrow but 2022 4-star QB Ty Simpson was in town. His dad Jason is the head coach for Tennessee-Martin and had a bye week. Simpson also camped at A&M this summer. Ty was absolutely blown away and spent a lot of time talking with Fisher.

He also has a lot of connections to the staff. Jay Graham coached for his dad at UT-Martin. Darrell Dickey coached his dad at Mississippi State. UT-Martin is recruiting Jimbo's son Trey at QB.

https://247sports.com/Player/Ty-Simpson-46056473/

 

longer update here :: 

 

Over the summer, Texas A&M hosted quite a few top quarterback prospects both from the Lone Star State as well as all around the country. One of those was Martin (Tenn.) Westview class of 2022 passer Ty Simpson.

The 6-foot-1.5, 181-pound sophomore is ranked as the No. 57 overall prospect in his class in the early 247Sports top 100. This past weekend, Simpson returned to Aggieland against to watch A&M face Auburn. He was joined by his father, Tennessee-Martin head coach Jason Simpson.

"I felt like it was going to be a great game between some powerhouse schools and some powerhouse football teams," Simpson said of his reasoning for choosing to attend the game. "And it was a great game. I really liked the quarterback play from those two teams with Kellen Mond and Bo Nix. And also the offensive minds that coach Fisher and Gus Malzahn have. It was my dad's off week, so why not go down there?"

Simpson came away impressed with the atmosphere at Kyle Field.

"I thought it was great; one of a kind," he said. "There aren't many places like College Station where people are actually into the game like the people at Kyle Field were. The Cadets and the tradition it has at Kyle Field, I think it's one of the best in football."

Though the Aggies ultimately lost, Simpson had a good experience and was able to spend a lot of time with head coach Jimbo Fisher.

"I talked to coach Fisher a lot, actually," he said. "After the game, he came and sat at my table. He talked to me and my dad. Coach Dickey came and talked to us too. Coach Fisher was just saying it was rough - in man coverage, they couldn't get off. And it was, especially with Auburn's big defensive linemen that they have. He was talking about how the offense was doing and how Kellen was doing.

"He was also telling me about recruiting and recruiting me and whatnot. He told me, 'You know Ty, we think a lot of you and we want you here at Texas A&M. We think you're going to turn out to be a great player and hopefully you'll come be a part of this great program. We'll be at your school this spring and we'll take this relationship as far as it goes.'"

Simpson says the experience helped the Aggies' out in his eyes.

"For sure, it made me even more interested in Texas A&M," he said. "Jimbo Fisher is one of the best coaches in college football. (There are) not many people like him, especially what he did at Florida State with all those quarterbacks and the first-round picks he's had."

In addition to the two trips he has now made to College Station, Simpson has several ties to the Aggie coaching staff.

"Jay Graham was on his staff, actually," Simpson said of his father. "I think a lot of coach Graham. And then coach Darrell Dickey actually coached my dad while he was in college at Mississippi State. I've got a lot of connections down there. In fact, Trey Fisher, Jimbo's son, is getting recruited by UT-Martin."


In addition to A&M, Simpson has seen another SEC West school in person this fall and will see a third in the very near future.

"I've been to Ole Miss already," he said. "I'm going to Alabama this coming up weekend. And then I'm probably going to Penn State soon as well."

 

 

Edited by golfclap

30 minutes ago, golfclap said:

I'll have a full update tomorrow but 2022 4-star QB Ty Simpson was in town. His dad Jason is the head coach for Tennessee-Martin and had a bye week. Simpson also camped at A&M this summer. Ty was absolutely blown away and spent a lot of time talking with Fisher.

He also has a lot of connections to the staff. Jay Graham coached for his dad at UT-Martin. Darrell Dickey coached his dad at Mississippi State. UT-Martin is recruiting Jimbo's son Trey at QB.

https://247sports.com/Player/Ty-Simpson-46056473/

Quid pro quo?

On 8/16/2019 at 2:27 PM, HornSinceBirth said:

Candi isn’t around to dress him anymore.

Jimbo looks creepy AF there.

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