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Billy apparently was getting nervous about having to cancel their "#1 early signing period champion" commemorative souvenir soda cups. Already having trouble keeping the kids juice boxes on the shelves.

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Anthony Lucas's answer to why he chose the Aggys was a rambling mess. No one bothered to ask him who his new coach was gonna be

7 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

Anthony Lucas's answer to why he chose the Aggys was a rambling mess. No one bothered to ask him who his new coach was gonna be

Well, they don’t choose these kids because they’re smart. 

Elite DL class. Good QB take. I like their RB take. Better hold to Stewart to salvage a good WR class. DB class is extremely safety heavy (surprise! surprise!). They really need Harris to balance it out. Dogshit OL class, but we've said that every year with Henson and yet they have a good OL every year. 

Can't really find myself caring about their class with the way we're finishing right now. 

1 hour ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Billy apparently was getting nervous about having to cancel their "#1 early signing period champion" commemorative souvenir soda cups. Already having trouble keeping the kids juice boxes on the shelves.

Is "Ending the early signing period at No. 1" a thing? Is that like WRTS? Do you paint it on the wall?

That's such an aggy move to make some claim of success for an arbitrary time. It's like their entire history against us.

"Between 1932 and 1940, and from 1982-1997, excluding Leap Years and birth months that start with 'P,' Texas A&M has been dominant on the third Thursday of every month. Now, let's go have yell pratice, squeeze our balls, and sing about them durn teasippers of little tee yew!"

Yes, signing the #1 class is a big deal and it is something you should celebrate. Bag on the goobers all you like but keep it within the stupid shit they do. Don't reach and end up going full aggy yourself.

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28 minutes ago, Revolution512 said:

They will keep ascending with what’s coming. But half this class will transfer haha

Shocking that a year or two in College Station has one rethinking their decision. 

5 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Is "Ending the early signing period at No. 1" a thing? Is that like WRTS? Do you paint it on the wall?

That's such an aggy move to make some claim of success for an arbitrary time. It's like their entire history against us.

"Between 1932 and 1940, and from 1982-1997, excluding Leap Years and birth months that start with 'P,' Texas A&M has been dominant on the third Thursday of every month. Now, let's go have yell pratice, squeeze our balls, and sing about them durn teasippers of little tee yew!"

They pumped up their numbers at TE and DL. This wouldn't be your tradition Bama or Georgia No. 1 class that is balanced at every position. There are some holes. 

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1 minute ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Yes, signing the #1 class is a big deal and it is something you should celebrate. Bag on the goobers all you like but keep it within the stupid shit they do. Don't reach and end up going full aggy yourself.

There are two signing days with a lot of top level guys pushing to February. So celebrating a halftime lead should be laughed at as typically aggy behavior.

2 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Yes, signing the #1 class is a big deal and it is something you should celebrate. Bag on the goobers all you like but keep it within the stupid shit they do. Don't reach and end up going full aggy yourself.

You missed his point.

Just now, Dondrysdale1 said:

There are two signing days with a lot of top level guys pushing to February. So celebrating a halftime lead should be laughed at as typically aggy behavior.

This. Just celebrate a good class without calling yourselves NSD1 champs like a goober

1 minute ago, Dondrysdale1 said:

There are two signing days with a lot of top level guys pushing to February. So celebrating a halftime lead should be laughed at as typically aggy behavior.

Halftime leads seem to be a bad thing 

 

2 minutes ago, billfromlaketravis said:

There are some holes. 

OL looks questionable.  PJ needs to add a lot of weight to get up to 300+ lbs, Erb looks he needs a lot of development, and who knows ows with the Washington OL??  Dewberry will be a good get.

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

OL looks questionable.  PJ needs to add a lot of weight to get up to 300+ lbs, Erb looks he needs a lot of development, and who knows ows with the Washington OL??  Dewberry will be a good get.

Agreed on Dewberry. 

12 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

Is "Ending the early signing period at No. 1" a thing? Is that like WRTS? Do you paint it on the wall?

That's such an aggy move to make some claim of success for an arbitrary time. It's like their entire history against us.

"Between 1932 and 1940, and from 1982-1997, excluding Leap Years and birth months that start with 'P,' Texas A&M has been dominant on the third Thursday of every month. Now, let's go have yell pratice, squeeze our balls, and sing about them durn teasippers of little tee yew!"

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9 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Yes, signing the #1 class is a big deal and it is something you should celebrate. Bag on the goobers all you like but keep it within the stupid shit they do. Don't reach and end up going full aggy yourself.

His time frame was for ESD. Not saying they won't end up with the #1 class, but...

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Wanna hear Jimbo lie through his teeth that they have not done anything illegal? 

14 minutes ago, The Earl of Texas said:

Yes, signing the #1 class is a big deal and it is something you should celebrate. Bag on the goobers all you like but keep it within the stupid shit they do. Don't reach and end up going full aggy yourself.

Let me rephrase for those in the back

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Recruiting classes aren’t even that important. It’ll just be that much sweeter when they go 8-4 again. 

3 minutes ago, Sir Ulrich said:

 

Wanna hear Jimbo lie through his teeth that they have not done anything illegal? 

Don't know that I've ever heard a sitting head coach so clearly admit they've been paying players under they table

Just now, LonghornLurker said:

Recruiting classes aren’t even that important. It’ll just be that much sweeter when they go 8-4 again. 

Jimbo hasn't beaten a ranked team on the road yet.  Road games @ Bama', Miss. State, and Auburn next year.  That's two, maybe even three losses.  Also @ SC, although they aren't that great.  Home games against Miami, UF, Ole Miss, and LSU.  They'll do the usual and drop one of those.



Dogshit OL class, but we've said that every year with Henson and yet they have a good OL every year. 


Every year until this one.

Jimbo notoriously mismanages this position, and this year some cracks definitely started to show. Not sure they've done anything here to fix that.

I know us talking about underperforming oline is ironic after this season, but at least we're making some progress with this class.

8 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

Dewberry isn't a 5 star so guess who's just a fat cookie eating retard?

3 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dewberry isn't a 5 star so guess who's just a fat cookie eating retard?

Guess you haven’t seen the latest Looch 44 ya dumb sip!

They only need to either be a 5 star on 1 service including TexAgs or have been a 5 star at some point for them. Which is stupid because they might actually get 10 consensus 5 stars. They can’t help but be idiots when they are successful. 

Best park of Dewberry signing was when they went back to ESPN guys and they basically mocked "paper champions", another great Jimbo class, yeah great at some point you have to win games though. 8-4 won't cut it

36 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Aggy definitely signed a good class. But fuck em

Still be lucky to be 8-4.

16 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Dewberry isn't a 5 star so guess who's just a fat cookie eating retard?

I assume she eats cookies, too.

 

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26 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

 

"That doesn't look like a penis, but I guess I'll give it a shot."

2 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

My gawd he looks like shit

Johnny Football AIDS will do that to you. 

I haven't paid much attention to aggy's class.

I knew it was good, but I was surprised to see that they have 4 of 247s top 10 national players in their class.

What is most surprising is that 3 of those players are on defense.

Has any school ever signed three of the top 10 players in the country on a side of the ball for which they don't have a staff?

I guess I could see Saban doing this on defense, given everyone knows it's Saban's defense, but with aggy the defense is a complete question mark with Elko gone.

Those five star out of state guys must have really fallen in love with the spirit of aggyland to have stayed committed even after losing their coordinator. It's really quite something.

5 minutes ago, Ravishing Rick said:

My gawd he looks like shit

Still thinks he's in his early twenties and dresses accordingly. Emaciation and scraggly hair make you feel like he's going to ask you for spare change and any loose fries on you automobile floor.

At least he's articulate and extremely intelligent!

3 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

I haven't paid much attention to aggy's class.

I knew it was good, but I was surprised to see that they have 4 of 247s top 10 national players in their class.

What is most surprising is that 3 of those players are on defense.

Has any school ever signed three of the top 10 players in the country on a side of the ball for which they don't have a staff?

I guess I could see Saban doing this on defense, given everyone knows it's Saban's defense, but with aggy the defense is a complete question mark with Elko gone.

Those five star out of state guys must have really fallen in love with the spirit of aggyland to have stayed committed even after losing their coordinator. It's really quite something.
 

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5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

At least he's articulate and extremely intelligent!

"He speaks well, for an aggy."

We can only pray that dumbo hires Orlando as his new DC :) 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

OL looks questionable.  PJ needs to add a lot of weight to get up to 300+ lbs, Erb looks he needs a lot of development, and who knows ows with the Washington OL??  Dewberry will be a good get.

Its a good thing none of them are expected to start next year

Billy, get a bigger hat to cover more of your fugly face

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