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Yeah only thing is it took Kirby 7 of those classes to finally seal the deal. One won’t do it for aggy. 

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  • AntsInMyPants
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    A&M is playing the NIL game smarter than everyone else. You can bitch and moan all you want, but they are ahead of us. Our OL package is us (finally) trying to catch up.

  • closetojumping
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    I talked to two people separately that are connected at ATM.  I know this will sound unbelievable because it is so predictable, including us saying it a bunch here, but apparently they really did

  • Chuckie Finster
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    I think my favorite part of all of this is the unquestioned agreement that the dude who threw three interceptions vs. Kent State would have solved all of their problems.

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12 minutes ago, SL Xpress said:

So who is worse? Jimbo, for this charade of a denial regarding shenanigans regarding recruiting?
 

Or me, wishing it was a Texas head coach who was having to get righteously indignant because the program pulled no punches in terms of their efforts at talent acquisition?
 

I look back on my past self where I was proud of the fact that Texas tried to win cleanly for the most part, and snigger

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2 minutes ago, theaveragejon said:

Yeah only thing is it took Kirby 7 of those classes to finally seal the deal. One won’t do it for aggy. 

I actually just looked up top 10. Think UF and SC ‘06 class are the only ones not to turn it into a NC. Of course there’s like 5 Bama classes in the all time top 10. 

Hey guys, guess what? You'll never guess. Okay, I'll tell you.

fattyflattie is still super duper impressed amazeballs by A&M's class.

College football has turned into a professional league without a salary cap. I have a tough time believing this will end well for the sports.

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1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:

 

There's just so, so fucking much to digest here, I'll just hit the high points:

1. If you ever ask a kid if they were cheating/stealing/etc, and instead of just looking you in the eye and saying absolutely not, they rattle off a five minute diatribe of unnecessary information for no apparent reason, they were almost certainly doing it.

2. If, in the process of rattling off a five minute diatribe of unnecessary information the kid mentions that they know other kids who definitely were cheating/stealing/etc who they can tell you about, that kid was 100% doing it.

3.  If you ever play poker with Jimbo Fisher and he starts nervously taking his glasses on and off, you'll know you're about to make some money.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Edited by Bill Lumbergh

Hmmm, Jimbo did just threaten anyone who dares turn them in with mutually assured destruction... it might work for Bama and Georgia for what they've been doing.  Don't know about the others doing normal shit.  What can Bama do other than pay more? They in it almost as bad...  

13 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

Hey guys, guess what? You'll never guess. Okay, I'll tell you.

fattyflattie is still super duper impressed amazeballs by A&M's class.

You should be too. They just drug they’re nuts across Sarks face. Embarrassing. 

Just now, fattyflattie said:

You should be too. They just drug they’re nuts across Sarks face. Embarrassing. 

Their

2 hours ago, TexasFan21 said:

Can watch it here. 

 

Oh yea....he's as guilty as hell....lying his ass off...

2 hours ago, Deej said:

Yet every aggy I know is claiming they got these kids by the strength of their NIL program.

So, what if these cruits don't get paid...or as much as they expect?   Hmmm.

7 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Oh yea....he's as guilty as hell....lying his ass off...

I fucking love him saying there's no $50 million fund.

Well, not anymore there's not.  You spent it all.

(I know that number is probably grossly exaggerated, but it's still funny watching them squirm)

14 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

You should be too. They just drug they’re nuts across Sarks face. Embarrassing. 

Losing to Kansas was embarrassing.

Landing the 5th ranked class after that disaster of a season doesn't feel too embarrassing at all, no matter how much aggy spent to get #1.

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5 minutes ago, Leanderman said:

I cannot wait till the IRS discovers the new found wealth

It will never happen.   That's what pisses me off the most.  They flat out cheated like crazy, and nothing will happen to them which gives Jimbo the balls to stand up there and say shit like this....

"It's insulting to Texas A&M because they're ain't a better place to go to school and play ball."

"You don't like that we're coming on? Get used to it, alright? We ain't going nowhere."

4 minutes ago, Bill Lumbergh said:

Losing to Kansas was embarrassing.

Landing the number 5th ranked class after that disaster of a season doesn't feel too embarrassing at all, no matter how much aggy spent to get #1.

Except the delta between the #1 and #5 class is the same as #5 and #13, Kentucky. Happy with the O line haul.  But the player average is closer to #10.   

14 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

It will never happen.   That's what pisses me off the most.  They flat out cheated like crazy, and nothing will happen to them which gives Jimbo the balls to stand up there and say shit like this....

"It's insulting to Texas A&M because they're ain't a better place to go to school and play ball."

"You don't like that we're coming on? Get used to it, alright? We ain't going nowhere."

Forget it Bean, it’s Aggytown

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17 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Except the delta between the #1 and #5 class is the same as #5 and #13, Kentucky. Happy with the O line haul.  But the player average is closer to #10.   

Stop being a bitch and celebrate our fucking o-line class. Be fucking happy we got Neyor, Ewers, Blue, this fucking haul of linemen, and a solid D class. The world isn't ending. 

"I don't get him being a defensive little bitch about it either. Hell, I wish Auburn would get it's shit together and buy just a couple 5 star kids. Don't even need 7 in one class. Fuck it. It's the way it is now.

And how is he gonna sit there while acting all offended and say "The game has changed. But I can assure you NIL had nothing to do with it."

Uhhh, okay, Jimbo. Sure thing. This just happened to be Jimbo's best class ever...by a very wide margin...in his career. The first cycle where NIL is a thing and he just happened to pull it all together by beating up the trail...riiiight."

He's lying. We know he's lying. He knows we know he's lying. We know he knows we know he's lying.

Yet still he lies.

Lost a lot of respect for Jimbo after that rant. I mean how stupid does he think the rest of the country is? It’s one thing to gloss over it, but to sit and say they woukd pull this class without NIL and just off their ‘hard work’ is totally laughable…..

Jimbo, nobody wants to play for A&M and recruiting history has shown that. First year of NIL and A&M has the number one recruiting class in the nation. A lot of we’re born at night Jimbo, but we weren’t born last night.

Don’t bullshit a bullshitter.

Too funny. All the melt. Who gives a shit?

So all you cry babies are simply in awe of A&M. Who would not want to sign a class of at least seven 5 stars? Idiots most of you except the single Auburn fan who was being honest about it. Cry suckers, cry. Yes, we pulled a fast one on everyone in college football. Unimaginable, right?

Hahahahhahaha. While we all know the truth, who cares if we were crazy enough to pay $30M in NIL? Don't you wish you could have signed the highest rated class EVER?

So quit your whining and go bitch at your own school for not having their NIL shit together. Learn from the best. Learn from the smartest."

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God, I sincerely hope this lying piece of shit coach and the cheating program that he so proudly represents get their due. Someone is going to blow the whistle. 

2 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

God, I sincerely hope this lying piece of shit coach and the cheating program that he so proudly represents get their due. Someone is going to blow the whistle. 

Well you can bathe in the glory that they'll still go 8&4 per their usual 

NIL doesn’t mean what aggy thinks it means. 

15 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

God, I sincerely hope this lying piece of shit coach and the cheating program that he so proudly represents get their due. Someone is going to blow the whistle. 

Well, he was being truthful that this class has nothing to do with NIL.  
 

Greatest university blah blah bullshit for sure, but it also looked like he was calling out other cheaters for crying.  
 

now the dumbass aggy flock who think they have put together the fastest, richest, bestest NIL in the country is where the real humor exists. 
 

Ohh, and a few more years of 8&4 and his knowledge of how this cycle went down will be used against him to try and get out of that contract. 

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My god it will be fun to root against them, and especially that class.

38 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Except the delta between the #1 and #5 class is the same as #5 and #13, Kentucky. Happy with the O line haul.  But the player average is closer to #10.   

You keep on fucking that chicken, bud. And as a closet aggy, you'll probably like it, too.

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

You keep on fucking that chicken, bud. And as a closet aggy, you'll probably like it, too.

Lol. Tell me what position group outside of Oline that you wouldn’t trade straight up. 

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2 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Lol. Tell me what position group outside of Oline that you wouldn’t trade straight up. 

aggy's class is good. It also feels like you talk about it much more than you talk about ours.

21 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

"I don't get him being a defensive little bitch about it either. Hell, I wish Auburn would get it's shit together and buy just a couple 5 star kids. Don't even need 7 in one class. Fuck it. It's the way it is now.

And how is he gonna sit there while acting all offended and say "The game has changed. But I can assure you NIL had nothing to do with it."

Uhhh, okay, Jimbo. Sure thing. This just happened to be Jimbo's best class ever...by a very wide margin...in his career. The first cycle where NIL is a thing and he just happened to pull it all together by beating up the trail...riiiight."

He's lying. We know he's lying. He knows we know he's lying. We know he knows we know he's lying.

Yet still he lies.

Lost a lot of respect for Jimbo after that rant. I mean how stupid does he think the rest of the country is? It’s one thing to gloss over it, but to sit and say they woukd pull this class without NIL and just off their ‘hard work’ is totally laughable…..

Jimbo, nobody wants to play for A&M and recruiting history has shown that. First year of NIL and A&M has the number one recruiting class in the nation. A lot of we’re born at night Jimbo, but we weren’t born last night.

Don’t bullshit a bullshitter.

Too funny. All the melt. Who gives a shit?

So all you cry babies are simply in awe of A&M. Who would not want to sign a class of at least seven 5 stars? Idiots most of you except the single Auburn fan who was being honest about it. Cry suckers, cry. Yes, we pulled a fast one on everyone in college football. Unimaginable, right?

Hahahahhahaha. While we all know the truth, who cares if we were crazy enough to pay $30M in NIL? Don't you wish you could have signed the highest rated class EVER?

So quit your whining and go bitch at your own school for not having their NIL shit together. Learn from the best. Learn from the smartest."

Secrant excerpts.

 

Sure Jimbo lies.  But he inadvertently spoke the truth when he said their success has nothing to do with NIL.  His paean to Petticoat Jonestown and the brave new maroon is utter horseshit of the horsiest order.

Just now, texifornia said:

aggy's class is good. It also feels like you talk about it much more than you talk about ours.

Probably so. That’s what happens when unprecedented things happen.  The way UT fans are hyped about our Oline class, aggy can make that argument for every single position group.  They’ll put together another next year in the top 3 because they  just watched UGa purchase a championship. 

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

You should be too. They just drug they’re nuts across Sarks face. Embarrassing. 

Sark's

23 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

NIL doesn’t mean what aggy thinks it means. 

Most words don’t mean what aggy thinks they mean. 

22 minutes ago, Jimbob said:

NIL doesn’t mean what aggy thinks it means. 

Or your average sports media member.  The fact that they don't know the difference between bags and NIL leads me to conclude that they can't read, much less be in possession of any of the critical thinking skills God promised to goats.

Aggy will always aggy no matter who they sign. It's who they are. Plus Jimbo has proven he's an average coach at best. His DC is gone, and a lot of those recruits will portal. They got their money, what's left for them? Wearing maroon and going 8&4 every year? Please.

Just a matter of time until a gomer starts to be a representative for a crab leg company.

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

They are. Covid fog. 

That is not any better....

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1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

You should be too. They just drug they’re nuts across Sarks face. Embarrassing. 

No they didn't. Sarkisian did that to himself and signed a much better class than he has any right to. 

And yet they are still afraid of us. Passing out bags in hopes we don't restart the tradition of us dragging our nuts across their face on the field soon..

IRS doesn't have the staff to keep itself from getting pantsed on a regular basis. Odd some think they will have anything to do with catching ncaa athletes.

I just can’t stop laughing at a guy named Jimbo saying ‘I know things.’

 

Sure you do, little guy.  

 

1. 8-4 in 4th year with Jimbo. No titles. No division titles. Nothing. Cancels bowl game to keep from getting exposed. Unranked.

2. Self-explanatory

3. Competed for division title,wins sugar bowl, finishes 3rd in nation.

4. Bamrr

5. Won division title. LostNC game against Bama, finished 2nd in nation

 

One sticks out, but coach Jimbo would have you believe it was plain old hard work.

39 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Lol. Tell me what position group outside of Oline that you wouldn’t trade straight up. 

RB & QB.  

 

 

1 minute ago, Ghost of Stevie Ray said:

RB & QB.  

 

 

You would take Malik over Weigman?   Ok. 

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Just now, fattyflattie said:

You would take Malik over Weigman?   Ok. 

I'd take Quinn and Malik over Weigman and Johnson.   

 

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I wish just one reporter would have asked:

"Hey Jimbo....so you say that the NIL stuff wasn't involved......And I mean, this is a MONSTER class you just recruited......tell us....What was it that really sold these kids on the idea that Texas A&M and College Station, Tx was the place to be? "

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