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25 minutes ago, 66BUFF said:

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Oh man, I might die of prolonged orgasm if a&m fired Dumbo and hired the ogre.

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  • AntsInMyPants
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    A&M is playing the NIL game smarter than everyone else. You can bitch and moan all you want, but they are ahead of us. Our OL package is us (finally) trying to catch up.

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    I talked to two people separately that are connected at ATM.  I know this will sound unbelievable because it is so predictable, including us saying it a bunch here, but apparently they really did

  • Chuckie Finster
    Chuckie Finster

    I think my favorite part of all of this is the unquestioned agreement that the dude who threw three interceptions vs. Kent State would have solved all of their problems.

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9 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Your model is more outdated than Connelly's.

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16 minutes ago, Fud said:

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If the rule system you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule system?

28 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Your model is more outdated than Connelly's.

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16 minutes ago, Fud said:

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Has she watched Haynes play this year? He doesn't stare down, he just pre-snap telegraphs his target.

We all watched Johnson play last year, including his beating of A&M surrounded by bigger scrubs than he's got now. He's better than King and it's incredible there is a debate about it.  The only debate I guess is which QB does Jimbo's system hurt more. Maybe it does hurt better QBs more than bad ones?? 

20 minutes ago, Fud said:

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So Haynes knows the system inside and out but still cant do anything? Man Johnson must really suck. 

21 minutes ago, Fud said:

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What bullshit.  That OL wasn't missing assignments - they were getting their ass beat 1 on 1.

45 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

Your model is more outdated than Connelly's.

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Haynes being a scholar of the system is like knowing a lot about compact discs.

1 hour ago, 66BUFF said:

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Maybe they could hire Gene Chizik

1 hour ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:


The counter argument is AppSt beat Jimbo at/with his own MO of eating as much clock as possible and thus denied Jimbo chances, via TOP, at the couple of opponent defense mismatches/mistakes that Jimbo wins close games on. AppSt TOP was over 40 minutes.

EDIT- LOHorn already made a similar point.

Agreed. Advanced stats aren't going to capture that App.State did whatever the fuck they wanted against a&m. It's just they wanted to implement 3 yards and a cloud of dust until they get a first down.

 

1 hour ago, Fud said:

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2 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

These are pretty great back to back. It was the O Line!! Wait, wut?

If I remember correctly, aggy only had 7 plays on App St side of the field.  And only 2 of those came before their last drive of the game.

19 minutes ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Scholar of the system, I tell you. Either he has no idea where the fuck to throw the ball, his WRs have no idea where they need to be, or can't get open against a G5 school? None of these are very good.

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Scholar of the system, I tell you. Either he has no idea where the fuck to throw the ball, his WRs have no idea where they need to be, or can't get open against a G5 school? None of these are very good.

So you see why his scrambling ability is why he is in there, with his 27 rushing yards and 2 fumbles. 

Just now, HtownHorn said:

Scholar of the system, I tell you. Either he has no idea where the fuck to throw the ball, his WRs have no idea where they need to be, or can't get open against a G5 school? None of these are very good.

So you see why his scrambling ability is why he is in there, with his 27 rushing yards and 2 fumbles. 

We'll have to check back in with Perroni after they get stomped by Bama' and staring at 1-5.

3 minutes ago, Radical Larry said:

He gone.

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On 9/14/2022 at 10:45 AM, Tex Pete said:

This is exactly, and predictably, following his trajectory at Florida State.

"But Jimbo's a sitting national championship-winning head coach!"

Chaos off the field.

Fluke season (championship at FSU, covid at aggy).

Regression.

Losing good coaches.

Diminishing OL play.

Now, signs that boosters are beginning to realize they've been duped.

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22 hours ago, walker said:

Lets not get too confident in the downfall just yet.  Last year, on Oct 9th..  half way through the OU game, I was feeling the same way with our big lead and 2-loss Aggy getting ready to face bama.   That was not a good day

You're a faget.

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Whoever (QB starter) it is faces an uphill battle. According to FPI, the Aggies are underdogs in seven of their final 10 games, including each of the next four (Miami, Arkansas, Mississippi State and Alabama), and have only a 53% chance of reaching bowl eligibility this season. 

 

31 minutes ago, Chopper said:

Also from espn

 

 

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Well, that solves all their problems. 

6 minutes ago, Deej said:

Well, that solves all their problems. 

Obviously their big donors forced jimbo to make the change 

Jimbo is pretty beholden to the boosters at the moment. He clearly cant recruit without money, and he can't calm his roster without money to the older players. The boosters can just withhold funds if they are pissed about.. say... a starting quarterback. 

So they are going to start a statue that holds the ball to long behind that OL?  What could go wrong?!

 

2 hours ago, Burntcowboy said:

 

Still think "Little Bitch" is more fitting. 

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5 hours ago, Butch Had Not said:

I wish I could Gif that aggy LT getting destroyed by the app st defender.

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

Well, that solves all their problems. 

"Just a heads up"**

 

**in case you suckers didn't read Gerry Hamilton's report yesterday

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12 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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Happy birthday 🎉

"But King was supposed to skip out of pressure and deliver a jump pass. We spent all camp on that!"

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I did this from my phone whilst dropping a deuce

 

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Johnson has been sacked more than Jerusalem.

5 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

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I did this from my phone whilst dropping a deuce

 

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22 minutes ago, Mr. Mojo Risin' said:

@Butch Had Not

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Happy birthday 🎉

3 man rush.  Glad to see it happening to someone else.

50 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

So they are going to start a statue that holds the ball to long behind that OL?  What could go wrong?!

 

This season Haynes King has a 'Time to Throw' of 2.65 seconds.

Last year Max Johnson at LSU had a 'Time to Throw' of 2.73 seconds.

So not only is Johnson immobile - he also takes longer to get the ball out. 

Just now, Hiphopopotamos said:

This season Haynes King has a 'Time to Throw' of 2.65 seconds.

Last year Max Johnson at LSU had a 'Time to Throw' of 2.73 seconds.

So not only is Johnson immobile - he also takes longer to get the ball out. 

Max Johnson had four games last year of throwing for under 200 yards.

He did pass for over 300 yards in five games though.  Two were against cupcakes and the other three against aggy (lulz), a bad Auburn team, and the UCLA game where they fell behind and passed for most the game.

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