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59 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Such an outstanding display of delusion. How these people are able to function in the real world while also being so far removed from reality is a feat in and of itself. 

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9 hours ago, TBGFL said:

While marrying a girl from Alabama named Candy comes with it's own risks, Jimbo was laying pipe around Tallahassee at the same time. 

Jimbo has never ever laid pipe. 

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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How does one beat the brakes off someone, when they actually have something of higher value the two years you were competing?

1 hour ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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Keep drinking the Flavor-Aid. 

 

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Last 4 years Texas is 32-18, aggy is 33-16. In three of those seasons they played 4 cupcake games lol. Our wandering the desert/forest is their normal haha. Did they create the narrative that sark would get this amazing surge in recruiting so that they could also be the ones to debunk it? That’s…well…that’s actually par for the course. Haha
 

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4 hours ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

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I’ve been following Texas football for about 40 years and they have been making some version of this claim for that entire period. Except for the change of names every few years, it is literally verbatim. 
 

And they keep believing it.

7 hours ago, Orange&White said:

I’ve been following Texas football for about 40 years and they have been making some version of this claim for that entire period. Except for the change of names every few years, it is literally verbatim. 
 

And they keep believing it.

there is always some variation on the basic theme of "everything we have is better, but y'all are huge underachievers while we're a sleeping giant". 

On 6/8/2021 at 12:36 PM, texifornia said:

More Anderson agsturbation

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Re: Fisher going on an African Safari in July

I thought of Jamie Foxx in The Kingdom.

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Julian Humphrey is working out for A&M after all (they wouldn't let him commit until he worked out for them) today. Recently picked up Bama.

Such an outstanding display of delusion. How these people are able to function in the real world while also being so far removed from reality is a feat in and of itself. 
Have you encountered an aggy in the real world? "Function" might be a generous word to use.
3 hours ago, PTINS said:

Re: Fisher going on an African Safari in July

I thought of Jamie Foxx in The Kingdom.

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Perhaps he's going to "Fake his own death by getting eaten by a lion" - just to get away from Aggy. 

The most annoying thing about college football is that you can't actually enjoy a season because you've got to worry about your impending dynasty.

On 6/9/2021 at 9:45 AM, NoName said:

to be clear, if the dollars are anywhere close to the same...do you think he picks A&M over LSU?

that is the only question.

because we all know the answer.

Well the cajuns would expect him to win.  So that might actually cost a bit more.  Pretty sure they aren't happy to just dickride Bama and puff their chests. 

But imagine how great it will be if Aggy buys Dindy’s dad a church, then he commits elsewhere. 

Speaking of attending services, I was a regular at "Our Lady of The Evening" for years :)

50 minutes ago, Enchubben said:

But imagine how great it will be if Aggy buys Dindy’s dad a church, then he commits elsewhere. 

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1 hour ago, Enchubben said:

But imagine how great it will be if Aggy buys Dindy’s dad a church, then he commits elsewhere. 

"Wait...I can get my church paid for and get paid again? Let's do this!"

Who's taking an OV to aggy next week that's committed to another SEC school?

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

"Wait...I can get my church paid for and get paid again? Let's do this!"

A Christian pastor would never...

12 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Bear, Ish Harris, and Jared Kerr all Fong'd to aggy.

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Surprised Ish wasn’t already Fong’ed really. The fact that Anderson only had the confidence lowered and didn’t get an aggy pick on that run has to be a good sign.  

 

On 6/10/2021 at 12:47 PM, Ricky Butler said:

The most annoying thing about college football is that you can't actually enjoy a season because you've got to worry about your impending dynasty.

it's fucking exhausting, to be honest. should happen at any moment. 

On 6/9/2021 at 11:35 PM, Orange&White said:

I’ve been following Texas football for about 40 years and they have been making some version of this claim for that entire period. Except for the change of names every few years, it is literally verbatim. 
 

And they keep believing it.

Sumlin was supposed to win 3 Natty's in a row. 

40 minutes ago, Blackcat00 said:

Sumlin was supposed to win 3 Natty's in a row. 

Is there a way to neg a word without negging the person?

3 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Is there a way to neg a word without negging the person?

You did just fine.

Sumlin was supposed to win 3 Natty's in a row. 

T-shirt fan. That’s a 7 character abortion. How do you do extra work to make 2 grammatical errors inside of an aggy word?

supposably, natty's is bad ingerish now.

hear... have 3 natty's in a row...

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1 hour ago, Blackcat00 said:

Sumlin was supposed to win 3 Natty's in a row. 

Sumlin drank three Nattys while waiting for his double-vodka rocks to arrive.

15 hours ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:


T-shirt fan. That’s a 7 character abortion. How do you do extra work to make 2 grammatical errors inside of an aggy word?

Big dick with grammatical errors. How I roll. 

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24 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Aggy offered this kid over the weekend and he quickly decommitted from UH.  Definately doesn't fit the type of CB's they usually target 

https://247sports.com/player/dorian-friend-46094142/

Pretty light offer list. Counting the aggy offer only he has 2 P5 total with Oregon being the other. And that offer was made almost a year ago. 

5 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:

Any ties to a big name recruit?

Trained with Antonio Cromartie.

10 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Trained with Antonio Cromartie.

I’d love for antonio funneling his shit players into aTm because he recognizes talent the same way he can recognize effective birth control to become a thing. 
 

 

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Perroni on Jamarion Miller (cross-posting).

 

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58 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

Karen dropped a bag

 

 

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Rather it be a bag than something else

I laugh every time I see aggy use those white on white uniforms. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 
 

 

1 hour ago, TXRed said:

I laugh every time I see aggy use those white on white uniforms. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 

To be fair, with aggy, it's in case they dribble from the jizz jar. Don't want it to show. 

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