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Yes, running around with your diarrhea-soaked piss fenders flapping in the breeze tends to be image tarnishing. 

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I have a few friends that are Bama fans. They were already starting to hate all things aggy, but the last few days have pushed them over the edge. Really hilarious to see everyone else start to figure them out too

3 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

I have a few friends that are Bama fans. They were already starting to hate all things aggy, but the last few days have pushed them over the edge. Really hilarious to see everyone else start to figure them out too

Aggy:  no!  No!  Ita not us!  Itz them!!  The longhorns are doing it!  They is evil!!  VD ridden watching sister crying team killing fucktards!!

14 minutes ago, NorLa Horns said:

Aggy:  no!  No!  Ita not us!  Itz them!!  The longhorns are doing it!  They is evil!!  VD ridden watching sister crying team killing fucktards!!

Can’t you see what the Longhorns are making us do???!!!

Yes Billy, tell us how awesome those powerhouse teams that you beat last year were like Vandy, USCe, Tennessee, Auburn, LSU, Arky, and Mississippi State were.  7 of aggy's 9 wins last year and all finished .500 or below.  Toss in another W of a NC team that had all it's playmaker opt out and were still tied with aggy in the 4th.

 

14 hours ago, maninblack said:

he drinks his kool aid

 

14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

That’s not kool aid

It's piss

Posted it in the football board, but to good not to put here.

 

So they beat 2 teams with winning records. The SEC gauntlet isn’t a myth. It’s a letter to Penthouse Forum 

44 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Posted it in the football board, but to good not to put here.

 

Yea the wins over the canceled nonconference opponents the likes of Abilene Christian, Fresno State, Colorado and North Texas really would change my mind.

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13 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

In case you didn't click on picture in tweet...

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He’s getting destroyed in that tweet hahaha

33 minutes ago, texifornia said:

And we're back

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Dumb fucks. This can’t be said enough: their fucking schedule arguably just got EASIER. 

3 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Dumb fucks. This can’t be said enough: their fucking schedule arguably just got EASIER. 

Schedule got easier, but their sales pitch took 2 to the head and one to the chest. 
slide deck will need some revising. 

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Awesome stuff @texifornia   🤘 

Pretty funny how aggy totally screwed up sec media days by leaking the news thru their reporter in Houston -- all the other SEC schools were pissed about it and see how big a BITCH aggy is...  😂😂😂 

 

So much to unpack from those TexAgs posts, but I'll try. 

1) Aggy would be very lucky to be Auburn. They've somehow won a national title and played for another, won the SEC twice, and played in the SEC Championship Game as recently as 2017. This is impressive hardware during the Nick Saban Era. 

2) Please, please reach out to the Big Ten. 

3) The leaving for the Big 12 suggestion was a personal favorite of mine. The all little brother conference with U of H would magnificently shitty. 

Big 10 might entertain them. In one way id be all for it for them to run from the self proclaimed greatest decision they ever made the second we join up. 
buuuuut that would leave them options for cranking up the academic smack, and maybe the big 10 members would drag them into serious research money. Which is good for the state of Texas as a whole, but would make them possibly more unbearable to deal with. 

I think the craziest shit I’ve read is that loogy looch thinks jimbo built Florida state. The rest of his aggy bullshit is all opinionated but that is a flat out fucking horseshit lie. He followed the 3rd or 4th greatest coach of all time and jimbo was the reason their record 41 straight years of a winning season was snapped. Incredible 

It's all so delicious. I think my favorite was the line about hiring a Bama (Saban) coordinator and see how that worked out for uga, Tennessee, miss st. What the fuck do they think Jimbo is? And Georgia seems to be doing ok. 

The rest of this recruiting cycle is going to be interesting as hell. Their entire value proposition vs Texas just got blown up in the most public and humiliating way possible. 

It just dawned on me that they have more futureman type posters than normal people and the normal posters are the ones that get shit on and neg bombed hahaha. Like a fuckin backwards universe LOL. 
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6 minutes ago, WinningIsHard said:

It just dawned on me that they have more futureman type posters than normal people and the normal posters are the ones that get shit on and neg bombed hahaha. Like a fuckin backwards universe LOL. 
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hahahaha

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"You ever sat in Kyle field and hear 'Poor Aggies' drone on and on"

- Yes.. yes I have.. It's glorious and maybe the greatest experience one can ever have.. Can't wait. We may, MAY take our lumps but over time history has proven we will own them.

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44 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Yeeeeeeaaah because the sec would've totally agreed to that.  Do they honestly think they had any leverage back then based on recent events?

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Aggy saying Horns game would be the biggest game in the state in 50 years is simply further proof they haven't played in any big games.

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