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  • AntsInMyPants
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    A&M is playing the NIL game smarter than everyone else. You can bitch and moan all you want, but they are ahead of us. Our OL package is us (finally) trying to catch up.

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    I talked to two people separately that are connected at ATM.  I know this will sound unbelievable because it is so predictable, including us saying it a bunch here, but apparently they really did

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    I think my favorite part of all of this is the unquestioned agreement that the dude who threw three interceptions vs. Kent State would have solved all of their problems.

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Let's do 5 more rounds - after taking Saturday off, it's a grind catching up to where LHF is

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"The best part of the rivalry was running away from it with our tail tucked between our legs and talking shit from under Bama's skirt for a decade."

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6 minutes ago, Bevo14 said:

"The best part of the rivalry was running away from it with our tail tucked between our legs and talking shit from under Bama's skirt for a decade."

Massive truth bomb 

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3 minutes ago, Gut Wagon said:

Massive truth bomb. Which one of you went over there and dropped it? 

I was just translating the aggylish in JodyMcD96's post.

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This would make the most amazing collage of idiocy the world has ever seen. Print it on card stock send it to every kid in the nation no way in fuck anyone would commit to these dumbasses 

47 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Tarp, right now:

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what does he means by “ramifications on A&M’s end”?  

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3 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

what does he means by “ramifications on A&M’s end”?  

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3 minutes ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

what does he means by “ramifications on A&M’s end”?  

he's pacifying his base. this is the same group that buys "the worm is turning" and shit year after year, so he throws out some platitudes (even one that doesn't make sense because "ramification on A&M's end"?) that hint at decisive aggy action (best done in secret, no less) and how they aren't just going to take this lying down and you give the rubes the out that they want and need - delusions of grandeur. 

17 minutes ago, golfclap said:

he's pacifying his base. this is the same group that buys "the worm is turning" and shit year after year, so he throws out some platitudes (even one that doesn't make sense because "ramification on A&M's end"?) that hint at decisive aggy action (best done in secret, no less) and how they aren't just going to take this lying down and you give the rubes the out that they want and need - delusions of grandeur. 

Listen, Mr.: Just hold the rope!

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New nickname alert! Dude is working hard to make "Evil Twins" happen, but I'm not sure it will stick. Doesn't have much punch to it, imo.

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Good Lord.

aggy gets an additional $20m per year with the addition.

aggy then asks “so what can you do for us since you screwed us?”

It’s in your fucking bank hayseed. Now get your shine box.

Ramifications on Texas A&M's end?

Isn't that just a euphemism for what happens to the Aggies when they play Texas, OU, LSU, or Alabama?

Their "end" usually aches after the ramifications.

I know it’s great to make fun of aggy delusion, but the level of hatred towards Texas these rubes are expressing is really sad. 

I guess it’s a bit like the broader, over-the-top hatred we now have in society overall. I miss the days when we had good natured ribbing back and forth. Now it’s just toxic and dark. 

6 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

I know it’s great to make fun of aggy delusion, but the level of hatred towards Texas these rubes are expressing is really sad. 

I guess it’s a bit like the broader, over-the-top hatred we now have in society overall. I miss the days when we had good natured ribbing back and forth. Now it’s just toxic and dark. 

Toxic and dark for them, but way funnier for us

"Jimbo is a stallion HC"

Yeah, aggy doesn't always make things weird.  

2 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

what does he means by “ramifications on A&M’s end”?  

I think he is intimating that someone high up in the aggy hierarchy is going to lose their job.

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I'm looking forward to emphasizing all these talking points about sucking in the Big 12 when we're buttfucking aggy next year.

9 minutes ago, Scholz said:

"Jimbo is a stallion HC"

Yeah, aggy doesn't always make things weird.  

So true. They add a tinge of homoeroticism to everything they talk about. 

23 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

So true. They add a tinge of homoeroticism to everything they talk about. 

 

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