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  • AntsInMyPants
    AntsInMyPants

    A&M is playing the NIL game smarter than everyone else. You can bitch and moan all you want, but they are ahead of us. Our OL package is us (finally) trying to catch up.

  • closetojumping
    closetojumping

    I talked to two people separately that are connected at ATM.  I know this will sound unbelievable because it is so predictable, including us saying it a bunch here, but apparently they really did

  • Chuckie Finster
    Chuckie Finster

    I think my favorite part of all of this is the unquestioned agreement that the dude who threw three interceptions vs. Kent State would have solved all of their problems.

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1 minute ago, texifornia said:

5 more? Why not.

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Calls Texas an average program that barely beats Kansas while they go to the wire to beat Vanderbilt.

My God, I just read 3 pages. It is like every poster has some version of what ails this guy:Ginger GIF

19 minutes ago, Tigersnake said:

My God, I just read 3 pages. It is like every poster has some version of what ails this guy:

You take all their micro dicks, put them together, and you still wouldn't have a baby-sized dick. 

28 minutes ago, Tex Pete said:

You take all their micro dicks, put them together, and you still wouldn't have a baby-sized dick. 

 

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9 hours ago, Teamdirtyleg said:

what does he means by “ramifications on A&M’s end”?  

I think it means they expect aTm to get some concessions when forming pods/divisions/scheduling.  I heard this said on ESPNU and I think they are using the word ramifications here to mean concessions.

7 minutes ago, UTEX90 said:

I think it means they expect aTm to get some concessions when forming pods/divisions/scheduling.  I heard this said on ESPNU and I think they are using the word ramifications here to mean concessions.

Aggy probably kicked and screamed their way into a pod with the Mississippi schools and LSU. Congratulations you cry babies. 

13 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

That's a badass, hilarious movie right there.

Title?  (like aggy, it’s something of which I’m not familiar)

17 minutes ago, TKthunder2 said:

Title?  (like aggy, it’s something of which I’m not familiar)

Four Lions. I believe it's free on YouTube right now. 

Edit: Also like aggy it's 4 dummies on a farcical charade

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Aggy

2 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Aggy probably kicked and screamed their way into a pod with the Mississippi schools and LSU. Congratulations you cry babies. 

And I am sure the next time we play them will be at Kyle again. 

I bet the SEC doesn’t bend to any of their wishes because of their little outburst last week

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Slive "cleaned up the cheating"..learn something new every day from these aggy geniuses.

Methinks he perhaps missed a spot here and there.
15 hours ago, texifornia said:

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Wait. So BTKAg seriously thinks Mike Slive has a "legacy of cleaning up the cheating" in the SEC? Is this real life? Also, I'm assuming that "BTK" doesn't stand for what I thought of first when I saw it but, damn, that is an unfortunate username. 

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This aggy thinks *they* tried to bring us to the SEC with them. Thats cute
15 hours ago, cafe society said:

I think he is intimating that someone high up in the aggy hierarchy is going to lose their job.

My aggy friend said this same thing yesterday. He said the BOR is going to investigate and fire someone 

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

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You’re doing gods work friend 

17 hours ago, texifornia said:

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amazing. just amazing

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8 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

can you just make a meta thread for all the shit you're posting from message boards?

No.

You're like the guy who shows up to a party uninvited and tells the host that they should really rearrange their furniture. 

2 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

No.

You're like the guy who shows up to a party uninvited and tells the host that they should really rearrange their furniture. 

Nice, I'll spam the 2022 recruiting thread with useless shit from various message boards that have nothing to do with recruiting!

1 minute ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

No.

You're like the guy who shows up to a party uninvited and tells the host that they should really rearrange their furniture. 

I don't hate the idea of a meta thread, but moving it off the recruiting board would be sad in terms of audience. Maybe I'll just make one on the board and give it a recruiting-adjacent name.

Just now, texifornia said:

I don't hate the idea of a meta thread, but moving it off the recruiting board would be sad in terms of audience. Maybe I'll just make one on the board and give it a recruiting-adjacent name.

Do it on the recruiting board for sure! 

Alright y'all it's open season on what the thread name will be. I'll make it around lunchtime.

2 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Alright y'all it's open season on what the thread name will be. I'll make it around lunchtime.

Little Brother Vaginitis Mega-Thread

31 minutes ago, texifornia said:

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Wow.. the amount of pent up hate, disappointment, rage and bitterness .. I think we just dropped aggy life expectancy by a year at least

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The thing about these wingnuts on the aggie boards with these rants about Texas people being viscerally evil to them, and then their fantasies of all these moments in which an arrogant UT grad or fan is shown their comeuppance from entities such as a middle manager from Baylor is that - you can actually spot most of these types.

I've encountered them in the business world and will quite literally start actively planning on how to carve them out of whatever we're working on immediately. Nothing against them other than assuming they could go on a shooting spree or commit a felony in the name of exacting some sort of perceived revenge.

These are the pinheads at the neighborhood block party who walk up while you're talking with friends to say "they'll let anyone move into the neighborhood, I guess, yuck yuck yuck" while they sidle into the conversation and then begin to subtly hint at racist shit or imply that we're all in on some good ol'boy shit that no one else standing there is actually interested in discussing. Your basic human hand grenades who can cause a crowd of people to rapidly and chaotically disperse just to get away from them.

You can almost spot them without hearing them say anything. Short sleeve button up, huge adam's apple, pleated khakis, thick glasses, and inevitably mouthbreathing as they socially molest their way through life.

 

Poor aggys are mentally ill.  82 straight years of failure will do that to a group.

26 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Alright y'all it's open season on what the thread name will be. I'll make it around lunchtime.

Aggys decent into madness: Bro, I'm straight up not having a good time

 

Bro, I'm Straight Up Not Having a Good Time | Know Your Meme

 

43 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Alright y'all it's open season on what the thread name will be. I'll make it around lunchtime.

I'm partial to Bluster Roll Call personally.

what does he means by “ramifications on A&M’s end”?  

Word is they’ve been warned there are 13 votes to remove them if their petulant child act becomes a negative SEC story and the yes vote best be 14-0.
7 minutes ago, IDIOTsavant said:

 

I'm partial to Bluster Roll Call personally.

Or maybe Aggy Muster: Premier In-State SEC team 2011-2021

18 minutes ago, ShaggyBevo RIP said:


Word is they’ve been warned there are 13 votes to remove them if their petulant child act becomes a negative SEC story and the yes vote best be 14-0.

15-1, imo

57 minutes ago, RGBIII said:

Aggys decent into madness: Bro, I'm straight up not having a good time

 

Bro, I'm Straight Up Not Having a Good Time | Know Your Meme

*Descent.

 

Lets not pretend they're decent at anything, even Madness. 

I agree with the common denominator of all those aggy rants: We're Texas. 

1 hour ago, closetojumping said:

Show Us Where The Longhorn Touched You

Fucking this.  Make it happen.

2 hours ago, texifornia said:

Alright y'all it's open season on what the thread name will be. I'll make it around lunchtime.

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