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7 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Take a rep. Was looking for this gif the other day and couldn't find it after a good 30 mins of searching. 

Obviously one of your more productive work days.

 

13 hours ago, texifornia said:

I'm so happy the Pouncey kids' pic has come to fruition. All because Charlie's assistant sent the recruiting mail to the wrong kid in Florida back when Jordan was a Notre Dame commit.

 

Definitely not a bad thing to have an in with those bloodlines. Looks like they have two younger brothers, so there may be more Pounceys in the pipeline.

Niiiice surprise! Welcome and Hook 'em Pouncey!  

8 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

We have the #10 & #11 CB in the nation. 

Noice

I know you will be shocked, but Looch disagrees with those rankings (as noted on the 2020 thread)

4 hours ago, Burt Macklin said:

Definitely not a bad thing to have an in with those bloodlines. Looks like they have two younger brothers, so there may be more Pounceys in the pipeline.

 

South Austin's mom told me last night that  "there's always more Pouncey in the pipeline."

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Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

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thinking about adding this to the commit threads going forward. Is there an application process?

PM Derka

Most people thought he was Auburn bound.  Nice to stick it to them after losing one on Sunday to them. 

Didn’t like the new logo apparently.
  • 2 months later...
Go fuck yourself Todd. 


Yes. Yes. Todd. You fucking waste of space. Thanks a ton.

Damnit. Not that I know shit about any of this, but I really liked this kids film. Looked like he had a ton of potential.

23 minutes ago, Lobwedgephil said:

Go fuck yourself Todd. 

Self-on-self action may not be called for here.  Who is supposed to teach the corners the coverage techniques that other teams use effectively on us?

Jordan will most certainly be entering the portal soon

It is officially time to panic 

Sam after the Sugar Bowl win: We're BACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!

Tom Herman/Todd Orlando/Sam/the whole fucking team: Hold my beer....

 

What a fucking abortion of a let down from last year's high of the Sugar Bowl win. How the fuck did these assholes 1. forget how to coach and 2. forget how to fucking play football?

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His brother wanted more playing time.  Tell me again why this is Orlando's' fault?

4 minutes ago, deech said:

His brother wanted more playing time.  Tell me again why this is Orlando's' fault?

Is your argument that our secondary looking like they couldn't cover a used tampon had no effect on the decommit of a highly-ranked cornerback recruit?

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Just now, ChampionshipLevelPiss said:

Is your argument that our secondary looking like they couldn't cover a used tampon had no effect on the decommit of a highly-ranked cornerback recruit?

Yes.  He decommitted the same day his brother entered the portal.  I think this particular decommit has 0.00 to do with our defense or its play or our secondaries inability to cover a used tampon.

We need a win a bad way vs KSU.  Herman needs to get this shit figured out.

10 minutes ago, deech said:

Yes.  He decommitted the same day his brother entered the portal.  I think this particular decommit has 0.00 to do with our defense or its play or our secondaries inability to cover a used tampon.

I don't get the reference to covering a used tampon. Wouldn't that be more difficult because it might be wet, messy and gross? 

3 minutes ago, hornhorn said:

I don't get the reference to covering a used tampon. Wouldn't that be more difficult because it might be wet, messy and gross? 

I have no clue - just went with original post and didn't think it through.

10 minutes ago, Michael Knight said:

So its mehringers fault

Mehringer is a cancer.... 

22 minutes ago, deech said:

Yes.  He decommitted the same day his brother entered the portal.  I think this particular decommit has 0.00 to do with our defense or its play or our secondaries inability to cover a used tampon.

It has everything to do with our D play. Unless Jordan is going to transfer to Auburn, they are going to play at different schools anyway.  If our secondary and the team didn't look like total dogshit, I think Ethan still sticks.

45 minutes ago, deech said:

Yes.  He decommitted the same day his brother entered the portal.  I think this particular decommit has 0.00 to do with our defense or its play or our secondaries inability to cover a used tampon.

oh yeah?

The wheels have come off this mother fucker.  Expect at least 2 more 

I don’t know Margo!

2 minutes ago, Rudiger said:

I don’t know Margo!

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On 8/6/2019 at 11:36 PM, mdmost said:

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So Jordan loves UT and the coaches, yet steers his bro away from his commitment..

All of this shit is Machinator’s fault. 

Give it two weeks then all bets are off.

So Jordan loves UT and the coaches, yet steers his bro away from his commitment..

The only reason Ethan was coming to Texas was to play with his big bro.
5 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

So its mehringers fault

wet messy and gross is what I think of when I see Mehs name. 


The only reason Ethan was coming to Texas was to play with his big bro.
No guarantee that happens depending on where Jordan ends up..


But its better for us to move on to next croot in line instead of him holding a spot just in case. So gotta give them props for that at least.

Welp, teams beat us with less talent.  Maybe coaching has something to do with it.  

On 10/31/2019 at 2:38 PM, Sgt Hulk said:

The wheels have come off this mother fucker.  Expect at least 2 more 

I don't know if they've legit fallen off, given that this seems as much driven by our inability to win by enough to get Jordan playing time as any normal serious onfield ill, but man this hurts.

I'm sure Dajon Harrison and Kelvontay Dixon can play CB, but it was nice to have a natural at the position committed besides Kitan.

Plus the picture of them with Longhorn hats when they were kids was cute.

On 10/31/2019 at 12:51 PM, deech said:

I have no clue - just went with original post and didn't think it through.

The Surly way.

 

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