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Antonio Brown's mysterious foot injury is severe frostbite

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39 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

I’m not sure he’s smart enough to orchestrate something like this.

I say decent odds he never plays a down for the Pats.

I'll take that bet. He got his money, and he gets to catch passes from Tom Brady. He won.

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17 hours ago, tbone_ said:

I’m not sure he’s smart enough to orchestrate something like this.

I say decent odds he never plays a down for the Pats.

I dunno, this seems all too similar to Moss' arrival in Foxborough. Randy was a diva that was totally checked out on the idea of playing for, oddly enough, the same Raiders...then he went on to have arguably the greatest WR season that we've ever seen in his first year for the Patriots. As others have implied, there's just something about how that franchise is able to mold the absolute worst characters into better men and better players, at least as long as they're on the team. Moss lightened up, Ochocinco lightened up, and I'm sure Gordon and Brown will do the same. I just hope they've elected to keep Thomas on as well because this is the kind of 4-wide tandem I've been dying to see for a quarter of a century...and as someone else said, this team was originally supposed to be run-heavy (or at least run-heavier-than-they-have-been-in-the-Brady-era). Fuck, that's hard to deal with if you're an opposing coordinator.

I hope all that is right since he’s on my fantasy team. It is certainly all logical. But, he seems pretty wheels off so nothing would surprise me at this point.

Gotta figure Gruden is a little bent about it.

24 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

I dunno, this seems all too similar to Moss' arrival in Foxborough. Randy was a diva that was totally checked out on the idea of playing for, oddly enough, the same Raiders...then he went on to have arguably the greatest WR season that we've ever seen in his first year for the Patriots. As others have implied, there's just something about how that franchise is able to mold the absolute worst characters into better men and better players, at least as long as they're on the team. Moss lightened up, Ochocinco lightened up, and I'm sure Gordon and Brown will do the same. I just hope they've elected to keep Thomas on as well because this is the kind of 4-wide tandem I've been dying to see for a quarter of a century...and as someone else said, this team was originally supposed to be run-heavy (or at least run-heavier-than-they-have-been-in-the-Brady-era). Fuck, that's hard to deal with if you're an opposing coordinator.

I don't think this will be as seamless as Moss was.  Moss was never really a me-first, attention-seeking diva.  He had his issues, no doubt, but he generally kept to himself, cared about winning, was beloved by teammates wherever he went, and was incredibly smart.  His biggest problem was that he had no tolerance for bad coaching and losing and wasn't professional enough to play hard anyway (hence him completely checking out on Mike Tice, Norv Turner, and Jeff Fisher).  It wasn't surprising at all that he fit right in to a smart, disciplined, winning culture in New England.

AB, on the other hand, can't take a shit without posting it on Instagram.  He's a true head case.  I have my doubts that he'll buy into the head down, no distractions, team-first approach.  It'll most likely work for a year, but, when it's time to really get paid next offseason, I'd be surprised if he remains a Patriot.

The guy should be suspended for the year if he really hired people to help him get released.

 

22 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

 

A bit of irony there coming from the two biggest turds in the history of NFL gossip and misinformation slimeballery.

7 minutes ago, DougO said:

A bit of irony there coming from the two biggest turds in the history of NFL gossip and misinformation slimeballery.

Huh? How is that ironic? Did Mort ever hire a consultant to help him get released from a contract? Do you know what irony means? SO MANY QUESTIONS!

It is amusing that AB used the Raiders' own contract clauses against them.  The negotiations for the next CBA are going to be something else.

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What's the rationale on him wanting out?  I get that they are a shit show, but isn't he losing money? 

13 minutes ago, Serak The Preparer said:

 Do you know what irony means? 

I blame Alanis Morissette.

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1 hour ago, hpslugga said:

I dunno, this seems all too similar to Moss' arrival in Foxborough. Randy was a diva that was totally checked out on the idea of playing for, oddly enough, the same Raiders...then he went on to have arguably the greatest WR season that we've ever seen in his first year for the Patriots. As others have implied, there's just something about how that franchise is able to mold the absolute worst characters into better men and better players, at least as long as they're on the team. Moss lightened up, Ochocinco lightened up, and I'm sure Gordon and Brown will do the same. I just hope they've elected to keep Thomas on as well because this is the kind of 4-wide tandem I've been dying to see for a quarter of a century...and as someone else said, this team was originally supposed to be run-heavy (or at least run-heavier-than-they-have-been-in-the-Brady-era). Fuck, that's hard to deal with if you're an opposing coordinator.

It helps when the team doesn't need you as much as the player needs the team. It's like the Spurs in the NBA. C'mon down. We'll take you. But the minute you start fucking around with our culture, your ass it out on the streets. I also think this AB/Patriots marriage is for one season and one season only.

I don't take these at face value any longer. I let it play out. Too many of these end up being bullshit and wanting a quick money grab.

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

I don't take these at face value any longer. I let it play out. Too many of these end up being bullshit and wanting a quick money grab.

It's 2019 tho.

The mere accusation (no matter how incredulous) = conviction in the minds of many.

#metoo 

/noCR

2 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

It's 2019 tho.

The mere accusation (no matter how incredulous) = conviction in the minds of many.

#metoo 

/noCR

That is kind of what I am getting out. Just being accused is the gavel coming down for the sake of public opinion. They don't even wait to play it out first. This shit happens a lot in the entertainment industry from scorned ex's and others way too often.

Just now, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Also, a lot of women get raped by men that believe they can get away with it. 

And many bring false accusations because they know how trashed the man gets just for the simple accusation. The point is, to let it play out. But most won't at all. And by the time the truth comes out, they have moved on to the next flavor of the week story.

11 minutes ago, Machinator said:

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You know what to do with a chick who tries to fuck you out of $1.6 million? That’s right, fuck her repeatedly. That’s some Wharton school of business shit right there 

5 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Also, a lot of women get raped by men that believe they can get away with it. 

Duke lacrosse and UVA fraternities would like to have a word with you.

But let's not let antiquated, 20th century concepts like "due process" and "innocent until proven guilty" get in the way of agendas and the PC police.

5 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

Duke lacrosse and UVA fraternities would like to have a word with you.

But let's not let antiquated, 20th century concepts like "due process" and "innocent until proven guilty" get in the way of agendas and the PC police.

Counterpoint:  Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, Mike Tyson

Antonio Brown deserves due process but so does the accuser.  

It’s humiliating for a woman to come forward as a rape victim.  It’s even more humiliating when no one believes her.  

32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I don't take these at face value any longer. I let it play out. Too many of these end up being bullshit and wanting a quick money grab.

The story sure does sound legit to me

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Supposed emails sent from him to his accuser a few years ago lol

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Reads like I would expect his writing would...

Hey, you know who's perspective we all should hear from about this? 

 

 

The Juice

 

 

 

 

7 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Reads like I would expect his writing would...

Avatar checks out? 

2 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

Hey, you know who's perspective we all should hear from about this? 

 

 

The Juice

 

 

 

 

And this dumbass.

He found the real killer... of english. 

Supposed emails sent from him to his accuser a few years ago lol
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As a woman, I do try to believe other women but they make it extremely hard for me to take their side when they don’t go to the cops when the crime happens. Go to the police. Report it. Let them investigate. Except if you go to school at Baylor when Briles was there. Or Michigan State? Or a few other universities when FB is involved? 

Instead these accusers now go the civil route and instead of going to the police and reporting the crime when the SOL is still on their side, they sue for Money.

again it doesn’t mean her allegations are false but unlike other women who automatically believe because someone makes an accusation I can’t abandon my common sense and brand him a rapist just because he is accused. Especially when he’s never been charged with a crime. 

it doesn’t mean I don’t think AB isn’t an asshat because he is. 

So I'm stealing this but does this mean AB won't be the comeback player of the year?

This is more than enough for Goodell to shut him (and the Pats) down for a while. He’s fucking salivating right now.

At least Antonio Brown did go on a killing spree like Aaron Hernandez. 

dark sarcasm

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Agree ABis an asshat but this reads like a gold digging jock sniffer. She thought she landed a pro athlete and is bitter now

1 hour ago, TexasMan said:

Hey, you know who's perspective we all should hear from about this? 

 

 

The Juice

 

 

 

 

Very cutting edge. 

So does the helmet issue just go away? Or was it just an excuse to start the drama that got him released from the Raiders?

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

Counterpoint:  Michael Jackson, Bill Cosby, Harvey Weinstein, Mike Tyson

Antonio Brown deserves due process but so does the accuser.  

It’s humiliating for a woman to come forward as a rape victim.  It’s even more humiliating when no one believes her.  

All of this.

AB deserves due process like anyone else. 

But we already know he's a selfish, entitled egomanic, and he's got some anger issues if he tried to fight his 50+ year-old GM in front of a hundred people.  So, no, I don't have a hard time imagining that he wouldn't take no for an answer when some "ho" didn't want to give him what he expected.  That doesn't make him guilty, of course, but he's not exactly a mild-mannered, gentlemanly guy that this would be shocking from.

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

As a woman, I do try to believe other women but they make it extremely hard for me to take their side when they don’t go to the cops when the crime happens. Go to the police. Report it. Let them investigate. Except if you go to school at Baylor when Briles was there. Or Michigan State? Or a few other universities when FB is involved? 

Instead these accusers now go the civil route and instead of going to the police and reporting the crime when the SOL is still on their side, they sue for Money.

again it doesn’t mean her allegations are false but unlike other women who automatically believe because someone makes an accusation I can’t abandon my common sense and brand him a rapist just because he is accused. Especially when he’s never been charged with a crime.

She is the victim of cruel poverty and ignorance. But, my pity does not extend so far as to her putting a man's life at stake, which she has done in an effort to get rid of her own guilt. Now I say "guilt," gentlemen, because it was guilt that motivated her. She's committed no crime. She has merely broken a rigid and time-honored code of our society, a code so severe that whoever breaks it is hounded from our midst as unfit to live with. She must destroy the evidence of her offense. But, what was the evidence of her offense? Antonio Brown, a human being. She must put Antonio Brown away from her. Antonio Brown was to her a daily reminder of what she did.

So the Pats also trade Demariyus Thomas to the Jets for a 6th round pick tonight. they had to know this was on the plate. Is AB expected to play while this plays out or what? What was Zekes deal, did he play during his "due process"? his wasnt rape tho right?

1 hour ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

dark sarcasm

No, in the classroom

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Hey T-shirts, leave this post alone

2 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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That’s your wheelhouse.

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