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Here's a twist:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5571757/Melrose-Place-star-Jamie-Luner-sued-250million-sexual-battery.html

Jamie Luner is being sued for $250million by the man who has accused the Melrose Place star of giving him meth and performing oral sex on him when he was just 16.

Anthony Oliver claims that he met Luner, who was 26 at the time, during a party at her house in 1998. He is suing her for emotional distress and sexual battery. 

 

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He claims Luner called him 'adorable' and gave him a Jack and Coke. He said they talked for three hours before going into her roomThat's when Luner pulled out a small bag of crystal meth and told him 'it's going to make you real horny', Oliver said. Oliver declined and asked for two Tylenol pills instead, which he claims were laced with crystal meth. He said he then began to feel sexually aroused. He claims Luner then performed oral sex on him . . . 

I came

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. . . before putting his penis in the mouth of the male makeup artist. 

Goddammit.  

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Oliver alleges he had sex with Luner multiple times, and that at one point she told him 'come bend me over the couch and ram me'. 

 

Ok

4 hours ago, bschoolprof said:

I came

Goddammit.  

That part of the story takes the experience from "OMG this is awesome!" to "WTF?" really fast.

 

I find it very hard to imagine someone with a degree in Spiritual Psychology from the University of Santa Monica would do such a thing.

He was 16 at the time? $250 million for a minute's worth of work. At 16, I was only getting $4.25 an hour at McDonald's...with no happy ending.

48 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Dirty ol bastard. Although I think ODB is more appropriate. Or OFN. 

I should have known that.  That's how I self-identify.

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Definitely some meth in those eyes. I live in Oklahoma so I know these things.

You know who's crazy?  Women.

You know who's crazier?  Red-headed women.

There are more than a few 16 year olds in the '90s who would have let the male makeup artist blow them if they thought Jamie Luner would tell them "bend me over the couch and ram me'".

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Yeah if I had a nickel for every time I fell for that trick...

I have almost no sympathy for this dude (aside from her sticking his dick in another guy’s mouth, but still you got to fuck her).

 

26 minutes ago, demos said:

I have almost no sympathy for this dude (aside from her sticking his dick in another guy’s mouth, but still you got to fuck her).

 

So you are bi?  

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

You know who's crazy?  Women.

You know who's crazier?  Red-headed women.

Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany...

 

hair dressers.

7 minutes ago, thunderlounge said:

Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany...

 

hair dressers.

Nurses

Waitresses

relevant to this point, Actresses

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20 hours ago, 'stache said:
1 hour ago, thunderlounge said:

Redheads, strippers, anyone named Tiffany...

 

hair dressers.

Your mom.

2 hours ago, 3adays said:

Apartment leasing chicks 

True dat. My wife has a friend in San Diego who is hot as hell and fucks potential tenants when she shows them apartments. Wife says this chick has been crazy since high school. When we go visit SD, I always ask my wife if her friend can come out with us and she say no way in hell is she inviting her out with us. Can't blame a guy for trying.

So you are bi?  

To fuck Jamie Luner when I was 16, i’d certainly consider it.

And had sex with Luner. Not suing though.

33 minutes ago, demos said:


To fuck Jamie Luner when I was 16, i’d certainly consider it.

bi-curious then.. not that there's anything wrong with that... 

3 hours ago, JohnnyShotgun said:

My wife has a friend in San Diego who is hot as hell and fucks potential tenants when she shows them apartments. 

Name of apartments?

18 hours ago, demos said:

I have almost no sympathy for this dude (aside from her sticking his dick in another guy’s mouth, but still you got to fuck her).

 

Yeah, being drugged and sexually assaulted by multiple people is awesome, bruh.

13 hours ago, JohnnyShotgun said:

True dat. My wife has a friend in San Diego who is hot as hell and fucks potential tenants when she shows them apartments. Wife says this chick has been crazy since high school. When we go visit SD, I always ask my wife if her friend can come out with us and she say no way in hell is she inviting her out with us. Can't blame a guy for trying.

Believe there's several Porn channels on the 'net with this scenario.  

23 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

There are more than a few 16 year olds in the '90s who would have let the male makeup artist blow them if they thought Jamie Luner would tell them "bend me over the couch and ram me'".

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Yeah, being drugged and sexually assaulted by multiple people is awesome, bruh.

Don’t be so surly.
On 4/3/2018 at 12:06 PM, LonghornD said:

At 16, I was only getting $4.25 an hour at McDonald's...with no happy ending.

Yeah, sure. Bet you were splettering Special Sauce on the Big Macs like a lil spider monkey.

On 4/3/2018 at 12:31 PM, TwiceHorn said:

Dirty ol bastard. Although I think ODB is more appropriate. Or OFN. 

Yes, I do believe ODB is the preferred nomenclature.

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