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That?  Oh, my boyfriend put it there.  I have no idea what it is.

Oddly curious as to what denominations they money was in. 

9 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Oddly curious as to what denominations they money was in. 

23 and from Louisiana? I’d bet she’s got some extra room in there

Ah, so that’s where i left my $6,233.

Meth must belong to one of you degenerates.

12 minutes ago, BBQ2Bayou said:

Oddly curious as to what denominations they money was in. 

Quarters..

http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman-says-meth-found-hidden-inside-vagina-is-not-hers?fbclid=IwAR1Z6v_lchXxQtCo6jAWMt0M1OqZqK-UumVES3vzu83aZQpXqXYCMhV-qts
The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.


LOL. I get a few of those cases every year, if not more.
24 minutes ago, scottsins said:

 


LOL. I get a few of those cases every year, if not more.

 

Well, that comes with the job as a senior body cavity investigator.

9 minutes ago, Richter said:

Well, that comes with the job as a senior body cavity investigator.

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1 hour ago, Trey3216 said:

23 and from Louisiana? I’d bet she’s got some extra room in there

Funroe!

I mean, she does kinda look like Olivia Wilde’s methed out little sister.  Maybe wood.  After cleansing.  Can’t be having all them currency germs up in there.   

19 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

They find my truck keys?

Not yet. But when they do we can drive outta here. 

Oddly curious as to what denominations they money was in. 
Venezuela Bolívar

They found $6,000 AND a bag of meth stuck up there? Something about this story seems a little fishy. 

7 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

They found $6,000 AND a bag of meth stuck up there? Something about this story seems a little fishy. 

It was a big catch 

17 minutes ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

They found $6,000 AND a bag of meth stuck up there? Something about this story seems a little fishy. 

Yeah, the cash was fishy.

28 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Happens to me all the time. #methtoo

FIFY

21 hours ago, smwhorn said:

http://www.fox26houston.com/news/woman-says-meth-found-hidden-inside-vagina-is-not-hers?fbclid=IwAR1Z6v_lchXxQtCo6jAWMt0M1OqZqK-UumVES3vzu83aZQpXqXYCMhV-qts

The documents said a female correctional officer later searched Rolland and, inside of Rolland's vagina, discovered $6,233 along with "a clear plastic bag" of roughly one gram of meth — which Rolland denied was hers.

Rolland to correctional officer: So that's where I left my money.

roll-of-one-dollar-bills-us-in-rubber-ba

 

Correctional officer: That's a whole lot of ones.

 

Said the lion to the tiger: That's one big pussy.

 

20 hours ago, scottsins said:

 


LOL. I get a few of those cases every year, if not more.

 

Sir, this is an Arbys

I mean, she does kinda look like Olivia Wilde’s methed out little sister.  Maybe wood.  After cleansing.  Can’t be having all them currency germs up in there.   


They did say it was a clear plastic bag, so you’ve got that going for you.
14 hours ago, Homesickhorn said:

Dp.

 

Based on the content of the rest of the thread, as well as the content(s) of her, I'll betcha she's used to that.

She probably thought she'd put HER meth up her butt, therefore the confusion at finding meth in her cooch. "Can't be mine, mine's in my ass."

Wonder if her kitty would change colors if you rubbed one of those counterfeit pens on it?

would make a deposit

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