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#3106

This is painful; someone mute Pat's mic

 

Badass shot of the tower and the sky finally cleared up

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#3111
49 minutes ago, SDG said:

It is; there’s a segment on it floating around the internet.  That tradition isn’t stopping unless game day ends. 

Didn't it make it's 1st appearence in Austin?

#3114
29 minutes ago, Captainant said:

Hahaha I liked that line from macafee - "Texas's defense wakes up every morning and chooses violence"

That was something Sark said to him yesterday. 

Just now, MuellerHorn said:

I missed the picks. I’ve gathered it was:

Desmond: Texas

Saban: UGA

Pat?

Scottie: Texas

They all picked Texas

#3115
1 minute ago, MuellerHorn said:

I missed the picks. I’ve gathered it was:

Desmond: Texas

Saban: UGA

Pat?

Scottie: Texas

It was all UT. Saban picked UT.

#3116
1 minute ago, TrashMaster G said:

That was something Sark said to him yesterday. 

They all picked Texas

 

1 minute ago, Macklemore said:

It was all UT. Saban picked UT.

Oh, wow. I’m actually surprised by that.

Let’s go fuck up some bulldogs, Texas!

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#3117
This Gameday sign is particularly insane lmao

 

#3118

I like college football.

I love The University of Texas.

Show me a better school. You can’t.

Edited by mininghorn88

#3119
22 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

"There's a new sheriff in the SEC"

I take it all back, Desmond.

That was the best thing I've ever seen him do on Game Day.

4 minutes ago, Kwix said:
This Gameday sign is particularly insane lmao

 

racist comedy central GIF

#3120
3 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

I love college football.

I love,love the Texas Longhorns.

Show me a better school. You can’t.

UT is literally the perfect school. You're in Austin and are one of the biggest brands in college. On top of that, you got the smart kids who pull their weight and make the school top-tier and then absolute goons who aren't all that bright, but man, can they party. Perfect mix of kids, and a lot of range. God bless UT. 

#3123
7 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

I like college football.

I love The University of Texas.

Show me a better school. You can’t.

Great academics.

Great athletic department top to bottom.

Beautiful campus in a beautiful city.

The University of Texas is the pinnacle of human achievement.  Space program's pretty cool, too, but I never got laid there.

 

#3125
Man how shitty were Monica’s doctors…

I mean, that whole thing did start with 2 months in an Oklahoma hospital
#3126
It is; there’s a segment on it floating around the internet.  That tradition isn’t stopping unless game day ends. 

I saw at least 3 Wazzu flags today: crimson, white, and grey. Something over 300 consecutive appearances on Gameday.
#3129
14 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


I mean, that whole thing did start with 2 months in an Oklahoma hospital

Yeah. Thats definitely the first problem.

But:

Doctors: We’ve tried everything. We’re going to have to put her on hospice.

Have you checked the gall bladder.


Doctor: [checks notes] uhhhhh
 

 

C’mon man!

#3130
1 hour ago, HtownHorn said:

Didn't it make it's 1st appearence in Austin?

Yes; it did.  

#3132
38 minutes ago, chad.ihrig said:


I saw at least 3 Wazzu flags today: crimson, white, and grey. Something over 300 consecutive appearances on Gameday.

I think it was 311 today.  Once ESPN even helped get the flag on an aircraft carrier for a show to keep the streak alive.  Great tradition. 

#3133
38 minutes ago, UTexasFight said:

Yeah. Thats definitely the first problem.

But:

Doctors: We’ve tried everything. We’re going to have to put her on hospice.

Have you checked the gall bladder.


Doctor: [checks notes] uhhhhh
 

 

C’mon man!

I thought that the gall bladder was a top thing to check with women when they have health issues?

#3135
25 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

When did Kirk’s dog become a thing? He brings it to gameday and it’s in the booth during games. 

Contract renewal 

#3136
27 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

When did Kirk’s dog become a thing? He brings it to gameday and it’s in the booth during games. 

Ben is beloved everywhere. He's better than Kirk. Herbie doesn't deserve such a good boy. 

#3138
1 hour ago, mininghorn88 said:

I thought that the gall bladder was a top thing to check with women when they have health issues?

Plenty of Surgeons everywhere who love to take out your gall bladder if you sneeze.

#3139
20 minutes ago, mdleast said:

Sobering fact though: Ben hates us more than Herbie hates us

Ben hates no one. He's chilled like Herbs feeds him gummies before eveey game. You know Ben on them weed gummies. Plus he's a lab. Labs literally love everyone, including Satan. Even Lucifer has a soft spot for labs. 

#3142
32 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

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Georgia’s NIL sponsored by Chico’s Bail Bonds would have been a slight improvement to the sign on the right.

#3143
Ben hates no one. He's chilled like Herbs feeds him gummies before eveey game. You know Ben on them weed gummies. Plus he's a lab. Labs literally love everyone, including Satan. Even Lucifer has a soft spot for labs. 

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#3145
Coming to you live from Bloomington, Indiana.

Haven’t looked at the schedule, but it must be weak this week. Or FOX fuckery?

EDIT: Shady Peacockery to grab PSU/Wisc.

Edited by TheStoicPaisano

#3146
Just now, TheStoicPaisano said:
Coming to you live from Bloomington, Indiana.

Haven’t looked at the schedule, but it must be weak this week. Or FOX fuckery?

 

No, they easily could have gone back to A&M for the LSU game. 

But Indiana is a great story.

#3147

Fox was just there yesterday for Big Noon Kickoff and the Big Noon game with Nebraska at Indiana. 

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