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#3304

How are they going to have those 5 dildos picking the games and it not take 30 minutes?

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#3306
Just now, Reynolds Woodcock said:

So I guess mid 30s is when one officially gets old, because I legitimately have never heard of Dude Perfect 

My son's used to watch their content when they were in middle school about 10 years ago. They do extreme trick shots on YouTube. I wasn't aware that they were still around until today.

#3307

If you've ever seen an Astros game, you've seen dude perfect doing frozen yogurt commercials. 

I think that's what they were advertising. I mostly tune that shit out. 

#3308
2 hours ago, LonghornSean said:
This one is gonna be fun! Can't wait to have @DudePerfect as our guest pickers in College Station this weekend 🙌

 

Add 5 guys to an already crowded panel of 6. Are they going to sit bleachers style? 

#3309

McConaughey, Jordan Spieth, Glenn Powell, Scottie Scheffler vs Johnny Hate Crime and a bunch of dorks from a Smoothie King commercial.

If they brought Manzeil back this week he might very well pick us.

#3310
2 hours ago, mdmost said:

How are they going to have those 5 dildos picking the games and it not take 30 minutes?

And dozens of retakes.  

#3313
3 hours ago, F250 said:

My son's used to watch their content when they were in middle school about 10 years ago. They do extreme trick shots on YouTube. I wasn't aware that they were still around until today.

*sons

#3315
5 hours ago, Reynolds Woodcock said:

So I guess mid 30s is when one officially gets old, because I legitimately have never heard of Dude Perfect 

My 12 year old son watches their stuff.

My 14 year old son finds them "cringe".

So seems perfect for A&M.

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#3316

Does Dude Perfect get 10,000 takes until they finally their picks right?  This College GameDay is gonna take forever.

#3317
19 hours ago, TornACL said:

Does Dude Perfect get 10,000 takes until they finally their picks right?  This College GameDay is gonna take forever.

Just need Oz the Mentalist to come help them need 1 take and watch Weigman go full blown comatose.

 

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#3318

Lulz, aggy doesn't get that Mcafee is macking them complete with fake accent?

#3325
7 minutes ago, WBT said:

Lulz, aggy doesn't get that Mcafee is macking them complete with fake accent?

 

His comment about them preparing people for war and then creating a song “not about defeating the nazis, not about defeating al Qaeda but about defeating Texas university” was good. How they couldn’t see he was making fun of them was hilarious.

#3326
1 minute ago, Pancho said:

 

His comment about them preparing people for war and then creating a song “not about defeating the nazis, not about defeating al Qaeda but about defeating Texas university” was good. How they couldn’t see he was making fun of them was hilarious.

Because they're a bunch of goobs!

#3328

Wait...did ESPN have to bring in their own actual cheerleaders or grab some from a local high school because they just couldn't handle wally cleaver fisting his buddy buddy for 2 hours?

#3330

“Arrogance meets insecurity.  Contempt meets condescension.  Pettiness meets jealousy.  Discipline versus keeping it weird. It’s a clash of cultures.”

Texas. Texas A&M.A rivalry renewed and College Station is READY 😤

 

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#3331

Trolling:

It’s an ABSOLUTE HONOR to be back in this GLORIOUS city..WE LOVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN DAHN HERE..🗣🗣USA USA USA🎶THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU🎶THERE’S A SPOT IN THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE TONIGHT..AND THEY’RE STILL SINGING #CollegeGameDay

 

#3332
13 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

OMG aggy has female cheerleaders?

 

3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

Because aggy.

And of course they hide the milkmen and bring out the female cheerleaders.

 

2 minutes ago, pops said:

Wait...did ESPN have to bring in their own actual cheerleaders or grab some from a local high school because they just couldn't handle wally cleaver fisting his buddy buddy for 2 hours?

 

2 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Did the milkmen just come out in red sweaters?  

They have female cheerleaders?  Honestly, had no idea....

It is AI generated.  Remember in the last Mission Impossible when Gabriel was on the escalator in the airport and his image briefly pixelated?  Before the broadcast is over, the girl cheerleader will turn into milkman and the world will know.  OK, so it isn't AI, but ESPN can't help themselves, milkmen will get their few minutes of "fame"?

#3333

I can’t imagine what they had to do to make all those aggies wear orange Home Depot gear. The A&M athletic department wouldn’t even let whataburger throw out promotional orange basketballs to the crowd at their basketball games. And basketballs are, you know, orange. 

#3334
12 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trolling:

It’s an ABSOLUTE HONOR to be back in this GLORIOUS city..WE LOVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN DAHN HERE..🗣🗣USA USA USA🎶THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU🎶THERE’S A SPOT IN THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE TONIGHT..AND THEY’RE STILL SINGING #CollegeGameDay

 

Dude I’m honestly not sure. He seems like he would fit right in with those goobers. 

#3335
24 minutes ago, pops said:

Wait...did ESPN have to bring in their own actual cheerleaders or grab some from a local high school because they just couldn't handle wally cleaver fisting his buddy buddy for 2 hours?

aggy has a dance team now, at least for basketball games.

Aggie Dance Team (@AggieDanceTeam) / X

#3337

Anyone catch the sign about the mo bamba song?  Their quest to make that song a fighting texas aggy tradition Is really something.  A song about a UT basketball player that is played in every stadium in the country.

#3338
21 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Trolling:

It’s an ABSOLUTE HONOR to be back in this GLORIOUS city..WE LOVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICAN DAHN HERE..🗣🗣USA USA USA🎶THE EYES OF TEXAS ARE UPON YOU🎶THERE’S A SPOT IN THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP ON THE LINE TONIGHT..AND THEY’RE STILL SINGING #CollegeGameDay

 

This is his schtick. He got the LSU fans to say suck that tiger dick bitch twice a couple of weeks ago.

#3345
22 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Dude I’m honestly not sure. He seems like he would fit right in with those goobers. 

He’s mocking them because they’re weird as fuck. Obsessed doesn’t even begin to describe them. 

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