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mcafee? I was expecting john (in exile on a remote). 

getting old.

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I loved all the upside down Longhorns and horn downs at Gameday where Texas isn't even playing. We really are in everyone's head. Lulz.

Didn’t they do a farewell show for Corso like 10,years ago?  It’s time Lee.  Actually, it’s way past time. 

Just now, Guadaloopy said:

Corso says we’re going to lose to Oklahoma State today.   

It is really getting sad.  If they keep dragging him out there, he’ll be drooling on himself in no time.  Not to mention shitting himself.

Just now, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

I loved all the upside down Longhorns and horn downs at Gameday where Texas isn't even playing. We really are in everyone's head. Lulz.

there really aren't that many schools in the state of Texas. There's Texas, there's about a dozen Not Texas schools, and then there are the Emily Dickinson College schools where they're more preoccupied with kiln explosions than comparing themselves to us

Just now, SwanderedTalent said:

there really aren't that many schools in the state of Texas. There's Texas, there's about a dozen Not Texas schools, and then there are the Emily Dickinson College schools where they're more preoccupied with kiln explosions than comparing themselves to us

RIP Fawn. 

I caught the final picks but missed them announcing the guest pickers, who are Chip and Johanna? tia

 

I caught the final picks but missed them announcing the guest pickers, who are Chip and Johanna? tia
 


Baylor dildos that have a home remodeling show.
3 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

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Jesus did have 12 disciples

High dollar Baylor education really paying off there....

Saw these ones that I liked:

 

”Lincoln Riley takes the meat out of his kolaches”

”Even puppies hate Lincoln Riley” 

“Germany declared winner of WWII due to quality loss”

 

“Saturday night SMOCK-down” 

 

The religious right have invaded gameday, and brought signs, in Columbus today.

4 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

The religious right have invaded gameday, and brought signs, in Columbus today.

Yeah they can fuck off. Can't imagine the outrage if someone brought a sign saying Praise Allah.

Just had a conversation about Texas "being back". Pollack spoke the truth when he said Texas will be back when they beat the teams we should beat and quit playing horribly against Kansas, KSU, and other teams we should be dominating. The last several years in a nutshell. 

I see aggy will play #5 Georgia today.  Texags will be entertaining.

Also, Alabama plays Western Carolina.  Should be a close one!!!

while I would never root for the agroids, I would love any sec top team lose just to lessen any chance of 2 sec teams in the playoffs.

1 minute ago, horngasm2020 said:

while I would never root for the agroids, I would love any sec top team lose just to lessen any chance of 2 sec teams in the playoffs.

GTFO.

2 minutes ago, horngasm2020 said:

while I would never root for the agroids, I would love any sec top team lose just to lessen any chance of 2 sec teams in the playoffs.

I'm not even following the playoff scenarios anymore.  It's become about as pertinent to Texas football as Serie A.

6 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I see aggy will play #5 Georgia today.  Texags will be entertaining.

Also, Alabama plays Western Carolina.  Should be a close one!!!

What's the ou on the number of moral victory threads they start today?

This isn’t funny anymore.

WHERE’S MY MARIA TAYLOR??!

2 minutes ago, SDG said:

What's the ou on the number of moral victory threads they start today?

It will fill the front page for sure.  1 post, 151 views, 0 replies.  Every fucktard over there thinks he has a special insight that needs its own thread.  No one else gives a shit.

38 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

The religious right have invaded gameday, and brought signs, in Columbus today.

Yup...they started last year but this year those large ass signs have been insufferable. I had to turn it off.

2 minutes ago, mdleast said:

This isn’t funny anymore.

WHERE’S MY MARIA TAYLOR??!

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Wait...who’s that guy? That’s not what my face looks like.

whats the deal with players and coaches lying about not knowing who they play next. shut up, liars.

whats the deal with players and coaches lying about not knowing who they play next. shut up, liars.

Coach speak is all bullshit.

Keanon Lowe is a rock star

1 minute ago, Nivek said:


Coach speak is all bullshit.

why do they even say anything? or they could say "no comment" instead of lying.

30 seconds into Tom Rinaldi’s “Tua”
Piece and I want to throw up

why do they even say anything? or they could say "no comment" instead of lying.

Its stupid. But i suppose the schools encourage talking to the media for advertisement.
gameday sounds like a morgue. FOX sounds like a full blown party. 

Partying but also truth telling

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Will Pat McAfee replace Corso once he is gone? McAfee has the antics to pull of the big Gameday pic? He also has a personality to offset the other drones.

2 minutes ago, mininghorn88 said:

Will Pat McAfee replace Corso once he is gone? McAfee has the antics to pull of the big Gameday pic? He also has a personality to offset the other drones.

thats what Im hoping. Corso needed to retire after this stroke.  Mcafee would inject some new life into Gameday, he has the makings of the perfect troll when it comes to getting the home crowd fired up then picking the away team

1 hour ago, Mo Horn said:

The religious right have invaded gameday, and brought signs, in Columbus today.

They did it on FOX Big Noon Kickoff too. 

1 hour ago, Bullneck said:
1 hour ago, horngasm2020 said:

while I would never root for the agroids, I would love any sec top team lose just to lessen any chance of 2 sec teams in the playoffs.

I'm not even following the playoff scenarios anymore.  It's become about as pertinent to Texas football as Serie A.

I would't root for aggy in a hypothetical situation where a win would knock OU out of the playoffs...

54 minutes ago, C-Man said:

Keanon Lowe is a rock star

Incredible story

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