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1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Nvm, Army golden knights jumping into stadium

Boringgggg.  Give them the compressed air hot dog gun so they can rain nitrate filled hell fire from above. 

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2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Nvm, Army golden knights jumping into stadium

King, I hate to be a correcting Calvin, but Army is the Black Knights. 

I love how they emphasize that Bama lost both of their games on the last play of the game.... while ignoring that they also won 2 other games on the effective last play of the game this year. 

42 minutes ago, Ewreck10 said:

 

Let Bevo give the pregame speech. He'll walk in.  Stare at everybody. Somebody conjure up DKR "We're ready". And walk out.  

Horns by 50

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

Let Bevo give the pregame speech. He'll walk in.  Stare at everybody. Somebody conjure up DKR "We're ready". And walk out.  

Horns by 50

*Players run out*

*They've been transformed from longhorns by Ricky and Earl into hideous nightmare fuel man/horn hybrids*

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This reminds me that I need to pick up a camo sport jacket.

They just said last time Texas beat a top 5 team in Austin was 99?  Wasn’t Ohio state top 5 when we beat them here?

They just said last time Texas beat a top 5 team in Austin was 99?  Wasn’t Ohio state top 5 when we beat them here?

That was in Columbus. And AZ.
Just now, Hook1997 said:

They just said last time Texas beat a top 5 team in Austin was 99?  Wasn’t Ohio state top 5 when we beat them here?

Who wants to tell him?

1 minute ago, Hook1997 said:

They just said last time Texas beat a top 5 team in Austin was 99?  Wasn’t Ohio state top 5 when we beat them here?

That was in the Shoe. We lost on the return game in 06 with Baby Colt. Was Mizzou in 08 not a top 5 team?

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Just now, Hook1997 said:

They just said last time Texas beat a top 5 team in Austin was 99?  Wasn’t Ohio state top 5 when we beat them here?

Wut?

2 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

They just said last time Texas beat a top 5 team in Austin was 99?  Wasn’t Ohio state top 5 when we beat them here?

Yes!  Same season that Vercrent Yourng won the Thighsman trophy and we beat the California School for the Mentally Unwell for the NCAA pickle ball championship. 

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The TCU bro starter pack sign was great. 

 

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3 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

The TCU starter pack sign was great. 

 

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24 minutes ago, Zeus said:

*Players run out*

*They've been transformed from longhorns by Ricky and Earl into hideous nightmare fuel man/horn hybrids*

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29 minutes ago, mdmost said:

That was in the Shoe. We lost on the return game in 06 with Baby Colt. Was Mizzou in 08 not a top 5 team?

No. They were ranked ~11. They lost to Oklahoma State the week before.

I was unfamiliar with Jens body of work. After a quick Reddit search I'm a learned man.  She is put together.

I liked the Spencer Rattler Cock Commander sign.

The average age of a gameday attendee is old af.  

These assholes really need to practice speaking one at a time. Every time I tune in 3 or 4 of them are trying to speak at the same time while Desmond Howard is laughing.

26 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

Were you 8 when that game was played?

I mistook an away game for a home game that was close to twenty years ago...   I also couldn’t tell you what I ate for breakfast yesterday.  🤷🏻‍♂️

Pollack doesn't trust Texas. Just like he doesn't trust himself alone in a room full of fatty foods. 

1 hour ago, Post Oak said:

Those Texas Letterman jackets are money.

Is this what you saw?
The layered sleeves are kind of weird.
Buttons are old school.  But yeah, it's nice.

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Pollack doesn't trust Texas. Just like he doesn't trust himself alone in a room full of fatty foods. 

I mean, he is right based on everything the body work to this point.

That said, if I’m Sark, I’m playing a clip of that in a locker room. Simple message: This was broadcast on national TV from our own campus. What are we going to do about it?

I mean, he is right based on everything the body work to this point.

That said, if I’m Sark, I’m playing a clip of that in a locker room. Simple message: This was broadcast on national TV from our own campus. What are we going to do about it?

Trust your QB against a 9 man front, celebrate, prep for Baylor.
Is this what you saw?
The layered sleeves are kind of weird.
Buttons are old school.  But yeah, it's nice.
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I think he was talking about the ones the lady horns were rocking earlier in the show?
3 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

Bimbo interviewing JS was well prepared

"You're from... uh... Texas."

“No one here likes Baylor, both sides even….”

 

jordan spieth

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