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3 hours ago, Nueces River Rat said:

I wonder who this clown is going to pick for his playoff teams this year?  Any takers for Colorado being on his list?

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College Game Day is on ESPN U right now. 

Welp…

I wonder who this clown is going to pick for his playoff teams this year?  Any takers for Colorado being on his list?
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College Game Day is on ESPN U right now. 


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If Desmond isn’t being told what to say then he needs urgent prayers because the motherfucker is full blown regarded. 

Howard just predicted UT to the CFP, losing to Michigan in one semifinal. Bama beating Florida St in the other semi. Michigan beating Bama for the championship.
We are doomed.

Kiss of death. Thanks Howard.

Just to keep the “Herbie hates us!” crowd in check:

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41 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Kiss of death. Thanks Howard.

 

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2 hours ago, mdleast said:

Just to keep the “Herbie hates us!” crowd in check:

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Looks like McAfee's aunt in Aliquippa is still dressing him. 

Would expect nothing less. 

I find it hilarious 2 of the 3 guys picked 2 SEC teams and 2 Big 10 teams to make the CFP.  Also they were all strangely high on Bama and almost dismissive of UGA when it came to the SEC discussion.

Regarding the intro...it looks like I'll take you there or whatever that was Saturday was a one off:

The College GameDay theme song is remaining the same, but it will now be performed by an entirely new lineup of country music stars. Darius Rucker, Lainey Wilson and The Cadillac Three will now be performing 'Comin' To Your City' for the 2023 college football season and beyond

Oh man, John Rich doesn't even get royalties over the cover.  Man that guy fucked up big time.  

On 8/25/2023 at 4:27 PM, mdleast said:


What IF they went early 2000s and brought back Bubba Sparxxx?

 

 

 

This song is fitting for our upcoming SEC move

 

27 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Oh man, John Rich doesn't even get royalties over the cover.  Man that guy fucked up big time.  

Yeah, I guess ESPN/Disney owns GameDay's song rights...

"A version of "Comin' to Your City" is used as the theme song for ESPN's College GameDay, but the ESPN version has references to several college football teams in the lyrics which do not appear in the original song."

 

9 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Oh man, John Rich doesn't even get royalties over the cover.  Man that guy fucked up big time.  

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On 8/26/2023 at 10:57 AM, Hook1997 said:

Desmond picked us for the playoffs this year….   Doomed

Welp, we're fucked

On 8/26/2023 at 1:40 PM, mdleast said:

Just to keep the “Herbie hates us!” crowd in check:

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Get ready for a bunch of bull shit calls against us come conference play time. Yorkman is gonna try to rig every game against us. 

16 hours ago, Hozz said:

Regarding the intro...it looks like I'll take you there or whatever that was Saturday was a one off:

The College GameDay theme song is remaining the same, but it will now be performed by an entirely new lineup of country music stars. Darius Rucker, Lainey Wilson and The Cadillac Three will now be performing 'Comin' To Your City' for the 2023 college football season and beyond

They must have had a meeting on how could we make this worse than ever.  

 

ESPN could fuck up a cheeseburger

On 8/30/2023 at 6:48 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Get ready for a bunch of bull shit calls against us come conference play time. Yorkman is gonna try to rig every game against us. 

Nah...  They will start tomorrow.   The only game we will get a fair shot is next week at Bama using the SEC Refs

Flashing to Herbie on SportsCenter prior to GameDay, two signs over Herbie's right shoulder:

"Rock Out with your Cock Out" and "You're the Game to my Cock"

Going to love being in a conference with uSC.

4 minutes ago, Harley Sullivan said:

Sign leader out of the gate, “Our cocks are up and coming“

Another early sign of the day:IMG_5803(1).thumb.jpeg.f076dba965a9694ccb0d1c86e96cefe3.jpeg:

 

Sign leader out of the gate, “Our cocks are up and coming“

I bet the guys who approved which signs were appropriate for the pit directly behind the stage had a stressful morning


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On 8/26/2023 at 1:40 PM, mdleast said:

Just to keep the “Herbie hates us!” crowd in check:

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You know all those talking heads who pick Texas are doing it so if the Horns falter they’ll pile on with unabashed glee.

Watching an Oreo cookie eating contest was not the entertainment I was expecting to see this morning. 

What’s up with all the Jesus signs today. Although I did lol at the mix of Jesus signs next to a bunch of cock double entendres.

Can't get a good look at it but "That man is not real" is pretty funny.

23 hours ago, Hozz said:

 

ESPN could fuck up a cheeseburger

 

Yeah bring back "Big & Rich" version

 

“Our cocks are up and coming” is quite a sign as well.

the new version of the intro song blows, but so did the old one 🤷‍♂️ 

Stanford Steve is a huge improvement over bear on the picks.  I still can’t believe y’all prefer to watch Lienart, Meyer and dbag Quinn over Gameday.  

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38 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What’s up with all the Jesus signs today. Although I did lol at the mix of Jesus signs next to a bunch of cock double entendres.

I think you’re the only one who can see those john denver 

 
Yeah bring back "Big & Rich" version
 

Yes - ESPN has created something that actually makes me (very, very slightly) appreciate Big & Rich by comparison

This story makes no sense.  The guy was going to be the starting left tackle and the coach couldn't find a scholarship?

14 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Switched over to Big Noon Kickoff. Erin Andrews is back 

Still looks good 

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1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

You know all those talking heads who pick Texas are doing it so if the Horns falter they’ll pile on with unabashed glee.

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Who is the guy wearing the UTSA sweater that is going over the point spreads ?

Watching Stanford Steve talk to Pat McAffee is like watching a service worker converse with a mentally disabled crack addict. 

11 minutes ago, WBT said:

This story makes no sense.  The guy was going to be the starting left tackle and the coach couldn't find a scholarship?

No shit, another dude had to give up his scholarship to give it to this guy. And then they said he had to get a $25K Loan to cover tuition. I smell a go fund me incoming.

17 minutes ago, Hook1997 said:

Stanford Steve is a huge improvement over bear on the picks.  I still can’t believe y’all prefer to watch Lienart, Meyer and dbag Quinn over Gameday.  

As soon as I have to listen to 5 minutes of that colossal fucking douchebag McAfee, I am forced to find another supplier of college football pregame. That dude makes Brady Quinn look relatively suave in comparison. 

23 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Switched over to Big Noon Kickoff. Erin Andrews is back 

Schwing 

Football season officially starts when Laura Rutledge shows those great legs on SEC Nation.

59 minutes ago, TexEx15 said:

What’s up with all the Jesus signs today. Although I did lol at the mix of Jesus signs next to a bunch of cock double entendres.

 

Jesus has compassion, man. 🙄

These signs... this is why we can't have nice things.

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