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4 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:

Football season officially starts when Laura Rutledge shows those great legs on SEC Nation.

Not just legs...

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19 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Still looks good 

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Still the goat

4 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Not just legs...

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Just now, billfromlaketravis said:

Corso is back. Good for him.

I go back and forth between "good for him" and "ESPN continuing to bring him on might be elder abuse"

The day is coming, but it just won't feel quite like Gameday without him.

22 minutes ago, DefinitelyNotHollywoodColt said:

lollllllll poor aggy

"Who'd you pick Desmond?  AtM?"  And they all start laughing.

Stanford Steve>>>>>>>>The Bear

He also sounds like Mr. Belding from Saved By The Bell. 

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Alright, "I have zero faith in Ferentz's kid" was funny. Point to McAfee.

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Sadly, mdleast and I have lost our favorite Game Day activity this year which was watching David Pollack avoid eating any of the food that's brought out from the regional restaurant that makes the Game Day spread. 

Desmond just asked what the scoop of white stuff on top of the apple pie was. The server was like “Uh, vanilla ice cream”.

Jesus fucking Christ you moron.

Maybe he was hoping it was an 8 ball?

38 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Not just legs...

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Are those what I think they are?

5 minutes ago, AbeFroman said:

Are those what I think they are?

Yes!  Those earrings are directly form the James Avery Showroom.

13 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Desmond just asked what the scoop of white stuff on top of the apple pie was. The server was like “Uh, vanilla ice cream”.

Jesus fucking Christ you moron.

Maybe he was hoping it was an 8 ball?

He was double checking to make sure it was not swine.

Tuned in to watch Bear on Big Noon Kickoff. Have to admit he looked a little uncomfortable in a suit and dress shoes.

On 9/2/2023 at 1:57 PM, Satchel said:

Tuned in to watch Bear on Big Noon Kickoff. Have to admit he looked a little uncomfortable in a suit and dress shoes.

I'm not sure why Fox saw him and thought, let's put this guy even more on camera than he was at ESPN?

Chris Simms catching a stay here.

 

On 8/29/2023 at 2:43 PM, Hozz said:

Regarding the intro...it looks like I'll take you there or whatever that was Saturday was a one off:

blah blah blah blah Lainey Wilson blah blah blah blah

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I mean, the last thing I saw on ESPN and College GameDay was four students juggling Oreos on their faces. Seriously. That’s why I flipped over to begin with, and I haven’t gone back yet.

Honestly, I probably won’t. Let’s all make the leap together.

 

 

 

Everyone hates the new College GameDay song

Glowing reviews! Whoof. Those reviews worse than the Indiana Jones ones from earlier this summer. Rotten Tomatoes at least saved that one. Not sure the Tomatometer’s gonna be able to save this one, though.

Anyway, for those who missed it, ESPN and Big & Rich “parted ways” last week, which shocked everyone. The Saturday anthem from iconic country duo has become a college football staple for two decades now. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, right?

Wrong!

Now, why did they split? Who knows. Big & Rich won’t say and neither will ESPN. Some think politics are involved. Jon Rich ain’t liberal, you know.

But, alas, here we are. A new College Gameday intro that’s the same as the last one, except worse.

Good start to the new year!

 

On 9/4/2023 at 11:55 AM, Davis Lane said:

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She ruined her ass, lost 70 lbs.  Fucking criminal.

 

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Just now, Scholz said:

She ruined her ass, lost 70 lbs.  Fucking criminal.

 

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Just now, Hornlover said:

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48 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

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I mean, the last thing I saw on ESPN and College GameDay was four students juggling Oreos on their faces. Seriously. That’s why I flipped over to begin with, and I haven’t gone back yet.

Honestly, I probably won’t. Let’s all make the leap together.

 

 

 

 

Everyone hates the new College GameDay song

Glowing reviews! Whoof. Those reviews worse than the Indiana Jones ones from earlier this summer. Rotten Tomatoes at least saved that one. Not sure the Tomatometer’s gonna be able to save this one, though.

Anyway, for those who missed it, ESPN and Big & Rich “parted ways” last week, which shocked everyone. The Saturday anthem from iconic country duo has become a college football staple for two decades now. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, right?

Wrong!

Now, why did they split? Who knows. Big & Rich won’t say and neither will ESPN. Some think politics are involved. Jon Rich ain’t liberal, you know.

But, alas, here we are. A new College Gameday intro that’s the same as the last one, except worse.

Good start to the new year!

 

The only thing good about the new intro is 7 clips of Texas and only 1 of aggy. 

On 9/2/2023 at 11:12 AM, Knoxtnhorn said:

"Who'd you pick Desmond?  AtM?"  And they all start laughing.

He must be a fan.

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5 hours ago, Scholz said:

She ruined her ass, lost 70 lbs.  Fucking criminal.

 

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5 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

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I mean, the last thing I saw on ESPN and College GameDay was four students juggling Oreos on their faces. Seriously. That’s why I flipped over to begin with, and I haven’t gone back yet.

Honestly, I probably won’t. Let’s all make the leap together.

 

 

 

 

Everyone hates the new College GameDay song

Glowing reviews! Whoof. Those reviews worse than the Indiana Jones ones from earlier this summer. Rotten Tomatoes at least saved that one. Not sure the Tomatometer’s gonna be able to save this one, though.

Anyway, for those who missed it, ESPN and Big & Rich “parted ways” last week, which shocked everyone. The Saturday anthem from iconic country duo has become a college football staple for two decades now. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it, right?

Wrong!

Now, why did they split? Who knows. Big & Rich won’t say and neither will ESPN. Some think politics are involved. Jon Rich ain’t liberal, you know.

But, alas, here we are. A new College Gameday intro that’s the same as the last one, except worse.

Good start to the new year!

 

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So we're not buying the new Gameday themesong CD single at Tower Records then?  I haz confuse.  John Rich fucked this thing up, not our fault.  

Big Noon Kickoff is so much better it's not even close. Their intro song(Boom by X Ambassadors) is better too. 

 

I don't get it.  The Big and Rich version of the song also sucked.

So we're not buying the new Gameday themesong CD single at Tower Records then?  I haz confuse.  John Rich fucked this thing up, not our fault.  

Will the CD include pump up the jam?

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On 9/6/2023 at 4:50 AM, Longboard Horn said:

Big Noon Kickoff is so much better it's not even close. Their intro song(Boom by X Ambassadors) is better too. 

 

But Big Noon also has the most punchable face in college football right now (U. Meyer).

2 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

But Big Noon also has the most punchable face in college football right now (U. Meyer).

Still better than listening to the bullshit coming out of Dez and Kirk's mouths. 

I usually skip both shows unless Texas is one of the featured teams (like this Saturday in Tuscaloosa).

Enjoy my Saturday morning doing something else and then tune in for CFB games starting around 11am CT.  

3 hours ago, LTtxfan said:

I usually skip both shows unless Texas is one of the featured teams (like this Saturday in Tuscaloosa).

Enjoy my Saturday morning doing something else and then tune in for CFB games starting around 11am CT.  

This. Both shows are a waste of time. 

4 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

Hoping to see this on Saturday. If any of you fuckers are going, please use this. 

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Austin mayor Watson has a bet with the Tuscaloosa mayor.  Texas wins, they send us Dreamland BBQ.  Bammer wins, we send them Micklethwait.  

23 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Austin mayor Watson has a bet with the Tuscaloosa mayor.  Texas wins, they send us Dreamland BBQ.  Bammer wins, we send them Micklethwait.  

So Texas loses either way?

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