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Lot more Sooners there than horns I guess bc of Baker

Edited by UTEX_ME

2 minutes ago, RPM said:

Corso on life support

Yeah. They asked him a question and he didn’t even answer. 

Desmond looks as if he was transported from the ‘20s. Maybe as a college professor?

Hook’em!!!

Just now, Kennythetiger said:

Yeah. They asked him a question and he didn’t even answer. 

He just faded off and never finished his sentence. Herbie had to jump in to help and Corso gave a mangled hook 'em. His clutch is slipping pretty bad.

1 minute ago, msucolt45 said:

Desmond looks as if he was transported from the ‘20s. Maybe as a college professor?

Hook’em!!!

The bowtie doesn't make him look or sound any smarter

Damn you’d think Texas has no shot based on the first 15 mins 

Just now, UTEX_ME said:

Damn you’d think Texas has no shot based on the first 15 mins 

We’re doomed. 
 

Hope gets word to the team. 

It's GameDay and OU STILL sucks! lulz Somebody buy that person a wax cup.

 

6 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Damn you’d think Texas has no shot based on the first 15 mins 

That dramatic script ain’t gonna write itself.

Nothing like the State Fair and a RRR KO at 11:00. Stacking up waxed cup beers before 9:00 and nobody thinks you have a drinking problem.

Must ingest a Fletcher’s b/t beers to keep up the stamina!

Hook’em!!!

Even Taylor Swift thinks OU sucks

Maybe the Colorado fan should cool it with “nebraska is a volleyball school” sign after the last 2 weeks

Minister of Culture on the set.

Nobody loves hearing themselves talk more than MM.

Texas Gentleman. Badasses with character.

1 minute ago, nycHorn said:


Nobody loves hearing themselves talk more than MM.

except the guy sitting to his left.

4 minutes ago, Bevo&Pevo said:

Minister of Culture on the set.

He's definitely on something! 

34 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Maybe the Colorado fan should cool it with “nebraska is a volleyball school” sign after the last 2 weeks

Well he’s right 

Stanford Steve rocking the SMU quarter zip.

Happy If You Say So GIF

Bosworth on the set. Even though he played for OUsucks, I loved watching him on tv as a HS player. He was awesome and I wished that he’d played for the Horns. So much admiration that I had for him and Britt Hager, playing the LB position.

Hook’em!!!


Nobody loves hearing themselves talk more than MM.

McConaughey is just crushing this.

Texas Gentleman. Badasses with character.


All can be true. He is just charismatic as hell. We would HATE him if he was behind another team.
7 minutes ago, RPM said:

Texas Gentleman. Badasses with character.

T-shirt, please.

Is it just me, or is Venebales oozing with tepid small dick energy?

"No competitive sports"

This kid has no fucking chance. 

2 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Is it just me, or is Venebales oozing with tepid small dick energy?

He seemed nervous.

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

"No competitive sports"

This kid has no fucking chance. 

So he had clearly been practicing. That was a decent attempt. Why would you lie about it? 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

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I was kinda pulling for the kid until his smugness came out

 

1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

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Professional Pilot Track. He'll be flying rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong.

Venables seemed nervous as hell. Sark was cool and confident. Reminds me of Mack and Stoops. 

6 minutes ago, CurlyDumps said:

Is it just me, or is Venebales oozing with tepid small dick energy?

Small dicks ooze?

5 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

He’s a youth pastor.

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1 minute ago, Dahobbs said:

Venables seemed nervous as hell. Sark was cool and confident. Reminds me of Mack and Stoops. 

Sark expects to win this game.

Venables is hoping not to get fired over this game.

Alright he may be an aggy but that's a legendary stunt this kid pulled. I hadn't seen that story. 

It's also classic aggy that some kid could just wander into their locker room through multiple ushers, security and cops. 

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Just now, ztejas said:

Alright he may be an aggy but that's a legendary stunt this kid pulled. I hadn't seen that story. 

 

 

Agree, great story

I’m almost positive they played that exact same story last year.

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Alright he may be an aggy but that's a legendary stunt this kid pulled. I hadn't seen that story. 

Shows how f'd up things are at aggy

Alright he may be an aggy but that's a legendary stunt this kid pulled. I hadn't seen that story. 
It's also classic aggy that some kid could just wander into their locker room through multiple ushers, security and cops. 

Buddy of mine did that a couple years ago at Clemson. Just acted like he should be there and sat in on the pregame press conference. Confidence can take you a long way.

I hate when they show the Sam quote about us being back without showing the question that tee'd it up.  Write that narrative about how arrogant we are, ya fucking liars.  It was your obsession to keep asking that question every year, so he answered it, right after we'd won a Sugar Bowl over Georgia.

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6 minutes ago, HRSchenker said:

Sark dropping the F bomb on the show lmao fucking love it

Video for those who can’t see the show. 

There is not a more punchable face than Baker’s.  None.

 

Texas Fight!!!!

 

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13 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:


Buddy of mine did that a couple years ago at Clemson. Just acted like he should be there and sat in on the pregame press conference. Confidence can take you a long way.

...that and an airline pilot uniform.

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